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he better check himself before he shrek himself
Azarthes said
Hi. HEYGUYSI UNDERSTOOD THIS JOKERIGHT HEREIT'S REALLY FUNNYIT'S LIKE IRONY OR SOMETHINGHAHGOOD ONE RIGHT THEREBUDDY


wow ur so smrt
I don't think I have any

Like, there's a ton of shit I think is weird

But fuck if I give a shit about that shit

And on the other hand there's a bunch of things I hate

But nothing that really just

Annoys me
Hank said
Regular Smiral has a big dick, so I'd assume so.


Wouldn't that mean male smiral has a pussy
I occasionally type things when I'm not acting like a twat for giggles

Which is never
Iunno. I think it's mentally easier for me to identify things I'm not attracted to, but I'll try to come up with some shit.

I guess I'd call my favored body type for females 'athletic'? I'm not really a fan of larger women, but at the same time it's a bit off-putting if the bitch is so skinny she looks like I'd snap her spine if we fucked too hard. And female body-builder esque types are kind of disturbing to me. Y'know, the kind that look like they'd break my spine if we fucked too hard? Donotwant. But a slender/average form with a decent amount of muscle? Unf. Tit size isn't that important really, prefer medium to small size. Never really understood the fascination with huge tits, they sag and start to look gross past a certain size. A nice ass is always fun for reasons~. A pretty face is pretty damn important. Hair length doesn't really matter, I sort of prefer shorter to medium length hairstyles, but I've seen shitty looking short hair and great looking long hair, so it all comes down to the style. Also couldn't give much of a fuck about hair color. Again, it's all really on a case by case basis of whether your hair looks shitty or not. I think that's everything for physical shit.
Smiral said
I was gonna call you a nerd but god damn it those are actually baller.Too bad Tumblr ruined hamsteak for me


tumblr ruins everything for everyone
ImANargleHunter said
You're totally implying he should masturbate and that's inappropriate. #BANSHERLOCK2014


You're implying I shouldn't masturbate for sherlock's amusement and that's just incorrect
The fuck are friends
Good thing I'm not an annoying prat

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