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7 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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8 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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8 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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8 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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8 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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Still working on a post, hopefully will have it up today/tomorrow ah the latest.


Looking forwards to it, my dewd



Betty Lee and Marie arrived at the Sin Den about a quarter of an hour later, speeding into the parking lot on Marie’s Road Glide, with Betty Lee perched rather uncomfortably on the back, her large frame spilling over the sides.

The pair of them could hear the crashing and booming of the brawl thundering out into the night, and it only got louder and louder as they drew closer. Being in Laurent territory, the Sheriff would expect the family and their goons to settle this dispute, but there was only so much leeway that the so-called forces of law would give Geurchville’s underbelly, before rolling in to sort things out for themselves.

Betty and Marie hoped to get Mason out of there before that time came.

“Virgin Mary on a vibrator, was that really the fastest this thing can go?” Betty Lee grumbled “I thought you paid big bucks for this?”

“It's not used to having half a metric tonne of trailer park whore on the back of it.” Marie snapped, as she killed the engine

Marie Ramos was by no means the smallest of young women, but she was still about ninety pounds lighter than Betty Lee. Dressed in her biking leathers, with her bleached blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, Marie leapt off of her Road Glide, and went bolting towards the Sin Den, whilst Betty heaved herself off of the bike, and went waddling after her.

Things inside the Sin Den had gotten more than a little chaotic, as whatever had sparked the fight seemed to be boiling over. A throng of punching, biting, kicking, and spitting was spread out across the strip club, with security trying desperately to pull the brawlers apart.

Betty Lee knew it was only a matter of time before either the police or the Laurent’s Elite showed up.

Marie spotted Mason amidst the carnage, slamming some poor sod’s head into a table. Screaming insults and obscenities at him, Marie went hurtling over to her boyfriend, whilst Betty tried her best to follow in her footsteps, without getting pulled into things.

Betty Lee was trundling uncomfortably through the mob, when she felt someone’s hand slap against her bum.

She whirled around, coming face-to-face with a bearded man in Moon’s leathers.

“Hey there, little la-”

Suddenly, his eyes went wide.

“Oh shit, Betty! Fuck, I’m real sorry, Miss. I didn’t recognise you. P-please don’t say anything to Caden, I’m proper sorry.!”

Betty shrugged past him, slipping through the crowd, until she reached Mason and Marie, who seemed to be mid-argument.

“I can’t -BELIEVE- you!” Marie was hissing.

“Hun, you gotta let me have my me time!” Mason squawked back “I don’t like bein’-”

“Yeah, can we have the domestic later, kiddos?” Betty Lee butted in “How about we focus on getting the fuck out of here, m’kay?”

“Chick has a point.” Mason nodded sagely.

“This isn’t over by a long shot.” Marie muttered, but otherwise stayed quiet.

“You two take the bike back to your place,” Betty Lee instructed “I’ll have Caden swing by and pick me up.”

Well, this was short lived.


wot u chattin fam


Betty Lee was sitting on the porch outside of her and Caden’s quaint little house, smoking a lemon haze joint, when her phone started buzzing.

“I just want five minutes of peace and fucking quiet.” she grumbled to herself, spliff poking out from between her lips, as she pulled the phone out of her pockets with her chubby fingers.

Incoming Call: Marie .

“What do you want, slut?” Betty answered with soft humour in her voice, using one hand to press the phone against the side of her plump face, and the other to briefly pull the joint out of her mouth, as she blew smoke out into the air.

“Yo, Free Willy,” Marie’s voice crackled down the line “Mason’s busy perving on the girls at the Sin Den. You wanna hang?”

“Urgh, I GUESS I can spare some time for you, hoe,” she laughed, taking another drag from her joint “Caden’s busy doing big bad biker things, so the house is free if you wanna swing by.”

“Dope. I’ll see you in the five.”

Marie hung up.

Despite the fact that she was only dressed in pyjama bottoms, with her gut hanging out over the top of the band, and a much-too-tight t-shirt that belonged to her boyfriend, with messy uncombed ginger hair hanging around her shoulders, Betty Lee was in no rush to make herself look presentable.

Marie Ramos was the closest thing that Betty Lee had to a friend in Guercheville, and one of the other biker chicks that had been dragged along to this shit hole town by her boyfriend, when the Moons decided to try and claim it as their own.

Betty Lee was quite happy to just sit and smoke up, until Marie arrived. They’d probably just watch a film, and maybe get through what was left of Betty’s weed stash. The young woman knew where Caden kept his acid, so they might even drop a few tabs, if Marie was feeling up to it.

Rather unexpectedly, her phone rang again.


Incoming Call: Marie .

“You get lost on your way over, you ditzy bitch?”

“Word is that the Moons are butting heads with the Daughter-Fuckers at the Sin Den. Can you help me pull Mason out, before the idiot gets himself arrested?”

Betty Lee sighed loudly.

“I just want five minutes of peace and fucking quiet.”
Ballroom Blitz is a fucking tune
@Valeriana Should I post my reply or wait for the others? I don't wanna interrupt anything :^)


@MegaOscarPwn I would let everyone else post first.

@Kingfisher Did you want a posting order or anything like that?


I'm not too fussed about a posting order, just try to avoid double-posting :) If it does happen, that's not the end of the world.

Ideally we'd like everyone to get a chance to post before anyone posts again, but I've you've got some stuff you desperately want top get up, then don't hold back!
First post is up, folks.

Have at ye!


“I’m telling you, man, it's all just a ruse made up by the chinese.” Kyle McGraith explained, shoveling prawn crackers into his mouth, as he and three others sat idly about a cramped little shack, which was no more than a few miles from the outskirts of Geurchville, surrounded by a particularly overgrown spot of swamp.

It was a rather bleak little shack, stripped of most furniture, and any kind of decoration, which existed mostly to hide the basement below. The basement in question contained a ceiling lined with garish UV lights, and the rows of cannabis plants, packed together to make use of as much space as was possible.

A few vagrants had been dragged in to tend to the plants, and stop the UV lights from overloading, whilst McGraith, David Shohola, Adam Morin, and Patrick Phan were being employed to protect the Laurent families property.

“No one wants to hear your tinfoil hat bullshit, Kyle,” David sighed, picking away at the plate of fried prawns in front of him “keep your fucking trap closed.”

“Hey, I wanna hear the fella out,” Patrick spoke up, taking a sip from his can of Bud Light “could be some wisdom buried in that brain of his.”

“If there ever was any wisdom in that shriveled old walnut, it died many, many hits ago.” David assured his colleague, frowning.

“Up yours, Shohola,” Kyle flipped David off triumphantly, before turning to focus on Patrick “basically, global warming is all this big lie constructed by governments who want to start taking away our freedoms and liberties. The same suits and ties who let fucking swarms of immigrants into our country.”

“Isn’t McGraith an Irish surname?” Adam spoke up, over his bowl of egg-fried rice.

“Yeah, what’s that got to do with anything?”

“Save your breath, Morin,” David laughed dryly “common sense is lost on this one; I wouldn’t expect him to understand irony.”

“You know, you act pretty -fucking- high and mighty for someone who spends half his free time shoving sawbucks into Bambi’s G-String.”

“Ah, fuck off, you miserable little cu-”

Just as the tension seemed about ready to boil over, a deep knock rumbled through the room.

“One of the kids from the day shift must’ve left their keys, or something,” Adam reasoned, rising to his feet, and pushing his bowl of rice away from him “I’ll take care of this.”

The lithe man wandered over to the motley wooden door, yanking it open with one hand.

“Yeah, wadday wan-”

The buckshot of a Remington 870 took Adam’s head clean off, blowing his upper torso into messy pulp, and sending his blotchy carcass flying back into the floor, splattering bright red blood across the wooden floorboards.

“Motherfucker!” Kyle let out a startled cry, and each man lunged for his gun, but within an instant a pair of giant men in biker leathers slipped into the room, spewing fire and shotgun shells down on the helpless thugs.

David’s hand wrapped around the handle of his Tarus 9mm, whilst his comrades were blown into sickly red kingdom come.

The hired gun managed to fire off a shot which clipped one of the attackers in the side of the head, knocking him back into the wall, with blood leaking from the hole where his eye used to be, but mere seconds later the boom of a shotgun blew a gaping crater into his chest.

David fell to the floor, blood pumping out of his mouth with each staggered breath, writhing in pain. Everything hurt, and black spots were starting to cloud his vision.

He heard another pair of boots enter the room, and watched the outline of a figure step over him, just as the last few whispers of life started to slip out of his body.

“Hello from the Bloody Moons, you meth-smoking cousin-fucker.”

And then the world went black for the last time.

Sorry folks but I have to pass. Tried to write up a CS but I'm not feeling. Apologies.


No worries at all, my friend. All the best with your future endeavours.

Mine's being written right now, but I can always jump in once we've begun. <3


I'm going to try and get the first IC post up for Monday/Tuesday, so whenever suits :)
@Kingfisher



Here we go. Much more my style. Though once things are going I do have a very nasty contract killer waiting in the wings we can involve too.


Looks great, man.

Charlie is accepted, feel free to put him in this CS tab.
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