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I am just another run of the mill nerd who likes to kick ass and raise a few virtual zombies online. I like pirates, whales, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, necromancers and above all anything to do with the ocean. I am up for almost any kind of roleplay, with the aim to not make any grammatical errors or to BECOME THE OVERLORD OF SUPER POWER NEVER TO BE DEFEATED BECAUSE I AM SO UNDENIABLY AWESOME! Oh and did I also mention...

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Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana & @Hippo AF

"Thanks, usually people aren't so kind when you first meet them."

Jinx snatched the top of her scythe and pulled it out of it's holster with ease, she tucked the base of the rod under the handles of both buckets then waded into the water. She ducked down and allowed the buckets to fill before she lifted up the rod to balance it on her back, letting her shoulders take on the bulk of the wait. She waded out of the water looking at the treeline for a few minutes her eyes glazing over the various plants and bushes surrounding her. This place was beautiful. She came back onto the shore and put her scythe on the ground. She shoved her hands in one of the buckets before reaching into her bag to grab out a small cylindrical case. She opened the clip and pulled out a large piece of paper. She then pulled out a small pouch and dug inside for a few pencils and a compass. She took some notes, jotting down a few coordinates and making a mental image of the area noting some trees species. After she was done, she put everything away and let out a quick breath.

"So..do you know any of the original names of the areas around here. Perhaps any landmarks. I can make you an official HAVEN INC. map, free of charge. Well maybe not free of charge. For helping me and all. The maps aren't worth much, but I can assure you the quality will one day be studied. You don't really deserve one after burying me and all, but I appreciate the use of the facilities."

She shoved her supplies in her bag then walked back over to the buckets, picking it up with a grunt and slinging it onto her shoulders. She slung her arms over either side of the handles, and gave a small laugh, cocking her hip as she faced the tree line,"So why did you run away to this neck of the woods? Or should I ask where your allegiances lie? Humans? Magic-users? I'm not biased by the way. I don't usually like the living in general. Too emotional."

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana & @Hippo AF

Jinx sighed lowering her hands and began scratching her skin as Jin began to speak, then looked over at the buckets on the porch that he mentioned. After taking two, she turned following after Jin, and giving a sly smirk at Draco,"So just me and two lonely renegades trying to escape your pasts. What a story we make."

Hey should I be worried that these two will try something? I mean they are being hunted...No come on..let's not be too judgmental, you ain't no saint either. Remember that strip club...and the can-opener. Jinx dropped one of the buckets, her eyes widening,"Whoops..silly me! Hahaha so..um..nice uh property you got here."

Jinx shook her head, when suddenly the lake came into view and she headed forward, half-tempted to jump in, aside from the fact she had no spare clothes. She turned to Jin, dropping the bucket down so she could take off her backpack and scythe."You wouldn't happen to have some spare clothes by the way? I only have this outfit..which definitely needs a wash."

She picked at her sweater and jeans, wondering when was the last time she gave her clothes an actual wash. Probably the last time she ate. She never really understood what true poverty was like back in Alfheim. Even if costs were low, turnips were always there. On her travels the funds grew lower and lower, and the profits for helping out lost souls also died down. When it was truly gone she tried selling some of her maps, but no library felt they needed new ones. Regardless of the good reviews she received, her career choice seemed unwanted. If it wasn't for her 'condition' she would have died of starvation and hypothermia years ago. Well that thought process went dark didn't it. It's fine. One day you will earn it back! Hopefully.

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana & @Hippo AF

Jinx itched at her irritated flesh as Jin spoke, before taking note of the new guy. She paused, rubbing her eyes for a few minutes before she looked back at Jin,"I'm..complicated. Let's just say I made a bad deal and here I am. Speaking of bad deals.."

Jinx turned her glazed blue eyes over at another young man who happened to find his way into this completely embarassing debacle. Seriously it's been years since you've talked with two handsome studs like these and your covered in dirt. Plus that one is trouble. You know exactly what kind of magic he's messing with. Jinx blushed slightly, the redness never really reaching her cheeks,"I've never heard of 'The Master of Demons'...but you really have to be careful with that soul of yours Sparky. Handsome devil like you might not be able to tell, but your soul's looking a bit rough.I know I'm not necessarily the one to talk but eh, can't say I didn't warn you."

Jinx turned back to Jin an apologetic smile on her face,"Anyway...Um..in truth, sorry about the mishap. I haven't eaten in weeks, and those berries just looked too damn good! Was really not preparing for the paralysis. In fact I was really just looking for a cliff near here. I am a cartographer and wanted to get some coordinates around the area."

Jinx smiled holding out her dirt covered hand to Jin,"Hope you don't mind the 'invasion' so to speak. I'm Jinx. Jinx Haven."

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana& @Hippo AF

Jinx took a few more steps, noting the change in his stance and the look of suspicion on his face. She changed her posture instantly, placing her hands on her hips,"Or what? You gonna kill me? Bury me in your backyard? Bit late for that handsome."

Jinx cocked her head to the side shaking some dirt out of her ears as she walked past him into the woods, not really expecting him to follow her,"What a waste of a good zombie joke! If my stuff is stolen I am going to be so mad. OH YEAH!"

She turned around her posture almost comical as she was covered in dirt,"Next time, give a girl a god-damn sermon too! How the hell is someone supposed to go into the netherworld without someone wishing them good luck, or a quick something to share with Peter at the gates or some shit. You have serious problems dude!"

She turned on her heels heading back into the woods, trying to sense out the bone in her scythe. The small chips were small but she sensed them. Without another word she turned in that direction before yelling out,"I'm coming back to use your shower by the way! I figure you owe me that for burying me alive...or dead??..or alive??..or dead??...alive! Yeah Alive!"

She shook her head and kept moving, making her way back to the berry bush to find the contents of her back strewn about. Her scythe was still intact though. She picked it up twirling it between her fingers before she shoved it in her back holster, and began to pick up her items, shoving the quills and books back in. The parchment luckily wasn't that dirty, and the case holding her maps was still intact. She thanked the gods for that one. It wasn't long before she was heading back to the cabin her anger slightly abated.
Jinx Haven


NOOOO! GOD DAMN IT! IF YOU PUT ME IN THAT HOLE SO HELP ME I AM GOING TO UNLEASH HORRIBLE POLTERGEISTS ON EVERY...AHHHHHH! Shit I'm in the hole.

Jinx didn't move as Jin picked her up and placed her in the shallow grave. The sides of the pits cracking off and falling on her clothes as he turned away to grab the shovel. Her face turned towards the dirt as suddenly light droplets of dirt began to hit her form. MOVE YOU STUPID BODY! STUPID BERRIES! AGHHHHHHHHH! Okay okay..calm down Jinx..it's just dirt. Breathing is for chumps anyway, and that closing in feeling is just like getting snuggled in a cold, damp sleeping bag. Don't let the crippling fear of suffocation get you down. Good news is you'll add this to the bucket list of things you have never done before. OH SHIT IS THAT DIRT ON MY FACE. EWW.HEY HEY! WHAT IS THAT? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE WORM! YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO THE PARTY.

After a few minutes after the grave was filled, Jinx began to retain some feeling in her fingers.The grave was silent, the dirt slowly growing compact around Jinx's mute form. CAN'T BREATHE! Holy shit this is painful. I mean I won't die, but I am in a very uncomfortable position right now. I got to get the fuck out of here! Wait a minute. I didn't hear a sermons. Dude buries me and can't even come up with some decent final words. 'Cute dead gal.' 'She had nice cans!' 'NOOOO!! WHY DID YOU TAKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!" Nothing. Nice. Okay this is becoming way more painful to ignore. Oh! got a hand! Two hands..Oh here we go baby. Come back to me sweet life..lift me out of this dark, dirty hell!

After a few long moments the dirt on top of the grave shifted, moving up and down when suddenly a bluish hand erupted from the ground, gripping the grass along the edge of the dirt. It wasn't long before a second followed, and then a head and upper torso. Jinx bit her lips pulling against the dirt as she let out a vicious snarl and an agrivated,"ARGHHHHH!!!"

It took a few more pulls to finally drag her form out of the pile. She moved to lay on the grass breathing out violently as black bile began to drip down her chin onto her shirt. "Whole...new...respect...for...zombies."

Jinx rolled over onto her stomach, feeling still returning to her limbs as she began to stand and brush the smeared dirt off of her clothes. She squirmed for a few minutes, reaching into her bra to pull out a worm which she flicked at a tree,"This is it. This is literally the moment I have become the stereotype."

Suddenly a thought grew in her mind and a broad smile broke past her blue lips," I really shouldn't waste the opportunity...should I?"

She laughed, raising her arms as she began to walk forth into the woods towards the direction she believed her grave-digger had travelled. She grunted, letting one leg limp behind her, "BRAIIINNSSS...BRAIIIINSS..I WANT TO EAT...YOUR BRAIIINNSS!!"

Suddenly she saw a shape coming through the clear and her grunts became more gutteral, which helped due to the scratchiness of her oxygen deprived throat.

Jinx Haven


Please don't let this be piss..Oh god, please don't let the liquid running down my throat be pee. Okay..okay...not bad, tastes good. Feel a little better, eyesight's coming back, and..oh HELLO HANDSOME!

Jinx remained still, unable to move any part of her body, regardless of the fact her brain was fully functioning. Her eyesight slowly came back from the blackness and she looked up to see a black haired fella look at her with sad eyes.Hey, no need to look so sad..dude...I get it..you haven't seen curves like this before.

He gave a heavy sigh,"Snakethorn claims another victim." HAHAHA. He thinks I'm dead. Oh darling, the maggots haven't even taken root yet. Hey what are you..Okay, bit grabby on the curves Romeo but the view ain't bad.

Jinx swung nicely from side to side, as she was picked up, her view was obscured by a large lower back and a pair of glutes. She noted a sway in his walk that signified that they were walking.Shit, he left my scythe back there. I hope it isn't lost. I paid too much for that weapon. He probably didn't even notice where I put it. Damn...OH HEAVE...

Jinx felt a twitch as her body hit the ground, and she watched from an odd angle as he walked around his house grabbing a shovel.What is he doing? WAIT! IS THAT! HOLY MOTHER OF DEATH!! HE'S GONNA BURY ME! DUDE! DUDE! I'M ALIVE! COME ON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE A COFFIN OR SOMETHING? OH AND THERE HE GOES. DIGGING. SHIT! SHIT! COME ON BUDDY! WAKE UP JINX! SIGNIFY THAT YOU ARE MORE THEN JUST A CORPSE! GOD DAMN IT! NOOOO!

Jinx's eyes widened only slightly as Jin kept digging, completely aware, yet still unable to do a damn thing to stop this madness from happening.

Jinx Haven

"Eighty-five degree's north and twenty-nine degrees west. Are you sure Fretta? I brought your granddaughter that watch, so you better not be lying to me."

Jinx was horizontal to the road, her boots kicking at the dirt as she tried to push the straggles of curled hair off of her face. She had her hood on to hide the blueish white skin tone and scars, but her hair was always trying to escape any restraint she placed on it. A grizzled old soul of a woman stood in front of her pointing to the thick woods to the right. The woman nodded, despite the crink in her skeleton,"LIKE I SAID! Follow that way and you will find a good enough cliff to get a good overview of the village. I remember the spot like it was yesterday. Rinaldo and me spent many a night on that hill."

Jinx shivered, envisioning this tiny little corpse getting it on with a smarmy little Italian man. "Ya....Thanks Fretta If you're still moping around the road I will come back to see you in a bit, but for Christ's sake try to move on. Rinaldo might be waiting."

Frettaa laughed,"That old crone! That man is still alive and kicking. Riddled with the crabs, I hope. Anyway..I will see you again, cold one."

Jinx shook her head, adjusting her pack as she headed into the woods, her boots kicking up dirt as she pulled out her compass and headed into the dark. The forest itself was busy with the sounds of birds, the whistling of leaves and a mild thunk that Jinx judged was a woodpecker or some other beast. Her white eyes glazed over the greenery, looking over every stump or tree to indicate where she had traveled. She kept moving forward, the pains of lethargy not really a concern to her, unfortunately the same couldn't be said about the pangs of hunger. It had been two weeks since she could afford to consume something and even if eating wasn't entirely necessary, her body craved food just like everyone else on this god-forsaken planet. A growl erupted from her stomach, bringing her back from her thoughts and out of nowhere she noted a berry bush highlighted by a split in the green canopy. She licked her lips, eyeing the fruit as if it was a godsend. She darted over at full speed, ripping off the small globes to shove them into her mouth. They tasted good. Slightly sour but delicious, the nectar was..the nectar was..NUMB!?!

"FUCK! I am so damn stuppeeee.."

Jinx turned rigid, her limbs going numb as she slumped forward, hitting the side of a stump as she rolled onto her back. She foamed slightly at the mouth, her eyes rolling back as she flailed. Great! Good one Jinx! What did we say last time, look before you eat!! You better hope some direwolf doesn't come and take your leg again. Shit...I really have a death wish. It wasn't long before a blackness faded over her, leaving her body open to the wilderness as the effects of the deadly poison took it's toll.
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