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Simon had been just about to shake Penny's hand when he felt something behind him. He was already turning, one hand up to defend himself while another dropped to his belt for one of his throwing needles. His weight nearly tripled, and the chair he was in creaked ominously under the weight. However, before he even registered that it was merely the drunkard from earlier swinging a bottle at him - hardly even a threat, given the armor he wore under his cloak - said bottle exploded abruptly. Simon was briefly puzzled, until he saw a nearby man reaching for an eyepatch. Simon's eyes widened marginally, and he managed to shield his face just before the man exploded into flames.

Dear lord. Why? Why did it have to be... him? Noisy, rambunctious, uncontrolled... and wielding the dangerous power of fire. Ralph the Alcoholic Alchemist was, in many ways, the exact opposite of Simon's own cautious personality. Not that indiscriminate destruction didn't have its place, but its place was most assuredly not here. Thankfully, some passing stranger put the poor man out quickly, before Simon even had a chance to locate water. Less fortunately, said stranger was the inquisitive sort.

Thank goodness for Penny. Her excuse wasn't the best, but she thought fast, so that was something. He gave the interloper a tranquil grin. "It certainly isn't meant to ignite like that," he said with a shrug. "I wouldn't have left it lying around if I had known it was so volatile. It must've been the impact that did it; I truly am sorry." He did his best impression of an apologetic face. "As for the earlier ruckus, I'm afraid the man was harassing my friend... Ashley here. I was merely dissuading him. I did give him the option to walk away. He attacked first." Simon bowed his head. "Thank you very much for your concern, but I wouldn't wish to take up any more of your night with this."
It was, Simon mused to himself, rather amusing how stealthy a nearly six foot tall man in armor could be when he only weighed about twenty pounds. Magnetically lightened through alchemy, his armor didn't make a sound as he stepped, cat-like, through the tavern. His feet, wrapped in cloth to disguise the boots as poor shoes, were equally silent. The armor was concealed with a rough-spun tunic and cloak, giving him a rather spooky appearance. All of these factors combined meant that when he reached the large, alcoholic man harassing the girl he recognized as his contact, from the man's point of view it was as if a shrouded giant had suddenly materialized behind him and placed a suddenly-heavy hand on his shoulder.

"The lady is clearly not interested." Simon's soft voice issued from beneath his hood. "Moreover, we have business to conduct. If you'd be so kind as to be on your way, we can continue with our night without any undue excitement." His voice carried no hint of threat; he was kind and courteous, as casual as if he was discussing the weather.

Unfortunately, the drunken man was not in the mood to be soothed, and lacked the sense to be afraid of large, hooded strangers. He scowled at Simon, standing up as if to try and intimidate him. The effect was... less than threatening. "Hey now, if you think you c'n just barge in here, and tell me what to do..." He made a clumsy lunge at Simon, who was suddenly very light indeed.

Moving like lightning, Simon's arms whipped about, seizing the man and using the weight of his own charge to flip him up and onto his back. There was a distinct thump as the man hit the ground, which briefly drew attention from the bar's other patrons before they all swiftly returned to their drinks. Simon peered down at the man, and spoke, still utterly calm, as if nothing had happened. "Now, if you walk away now, we can continue without making any more of a scene. Frankly, I don't have time for you."

The man on the floor glared at him, before climbing to his feet and trying to pretend he wasn't running away, grumbling under his breath. Interloper dealt with, Simon sat down across from his contact and lowered his hood, revealing a young, peaceful face. "You are Penelope Draven, the Prankster Alchemist, correct?" He closed his eyes and leaned back in his chair, which didn't so much as creak under his weight. He looked, for all the world, like a man settling in for a nap. "Simon Everett, the Lightning Alchemist. I was told to meet you here." His voice was a quiet murmur, to avoid being overheard.
Sorry for the delay! Reduced the size of the railgun shot; it's now armor-piercing rather than a building-buster. I left it a bit open-ended to include the possibility of discovering a way to use a larger shot later, as well as the opportunity for desperate last-strike maneuvers if he's willing to mangle his own arms for it.
*pokes head in*

Well, this seems interesting.

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