TLAZOLTEOTL RELATIONSHIPS
TLAZOLTEOTL RELATIONSHIPS
★ 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 •
✿ 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 •
❤ 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 •
✖ 𝚎𝚗𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚢
_______________________________________ 𝐀 𝐙 𝐓 𝐄 𝐂 𝐏 𝐀 𝐍 𝐓 𝐇 𝐄 𝐎 𝐍 _______________________________________
CENTEOTL
CENTEOTL
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
My son, nopil, never was there a mother who was more proud of their child than i am of you. you brought our people such sustenance. Centeotl was very important to the Aztecs and their culture. a young god - but nonetheless vital. bringing forth the maize so that they could survive and thrive. Lalli had never loved anyone or anything in the way that she loved and adored her only child. he was her everything. she was finally able to love and be love wholly. until the day, after being condemned to their current, mortal selves, he was killed. the amount of grief that consumed the goddess was insurmountable and for a time a couple of decades at least she mourned. going on benders, ranging from drink and drug to outright violent acts of rage... all in the company of one Ares. it was the first official bonding experience for the two of them. and through him and their mutual grief and acceptance for the most part she was able to push forward. doesn't mean she misses him any less. though, she did get revenge on the one who killed her child. "saniyo uikpa yeika achiueyak se ihkuak tikpia loaned teuantin nik sese okse. achto timeetkeh oksepa..." | "only for so short a while you have loaned us to each other. before we meet again"
XOCHIPILLI
XOCHIPILLI
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
Little brother, icuh, picking petals are you...? they have a pretty solid relationship all things considered. typical sibling rivalries and spats galore, poking fun at one another until they're both laughing messes; never failing to come back together by the end of it all. but no one picks on him but her. someone whom she loves with her every fiber, but will also argue with until the world collapses on itself. always seeking him out when she can, always the big sister, the tehueltiuh. he doesn't so much as need her but she's not one to listen to his complaints. the subject of debate between the two of them is how they both seem to own and operate similar styled clubs. and so close to one another as well. Lalli likes to pull the older sibling card whenever she can in order to win the arguments. has even suggested combining the two clubs at some point. maybe it will happen? who is to say for certain...
XOLOTL
XOLOTL
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
Big brother, achtli, you have dirt under your nails... probably the most solid of the aztec siblings. they are closer with one another, having experienced their fair share of being overlooked for the more favorable of the gods. looking at you, quetzalcoatl however that doesn't mean he isn't exasperated by her and her antics and mannerisms from time to time. she does that to people. he's always willing to offer up his services to her at the drop of a hat; something she hasn't needed to utilize for quite some time but never fails to bring her a sense of comfort nonetheless. secrets laughed about loudly at the expense of others with them two at the center of it all. they would make a fearsome duo should the need arise. for now, she's content with business as usual. never one to miss their weekly visits, always greeting with some knowing twinkle in her eyes.
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HATHOR
HATHOR
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
the best damn bartender Lalli has ever laid eyes upon. it helps that she's easy on the eyes. Lalli wouldn't deny that there is a certain allure to Hathor that originally attracted her, but she's never been one for subtlety to begin with. however, Lalli enjoys the goddess' presence it brings her unimaginable calmness. it's often that she seeks the wisdom and guidance of the Mistress of Life - hoping and sub-sequentially praying that she can help the Filth Goddess with finding true love. always taking the words to heart. they get along swimmingly and Lalli would be remiss to not call Hathor her best friend and closest confidant.
ANUBIS
ANUBIS
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
an unlikely pair when first glance comes their way. however, the two of them get along just fine. and it's all thanks to Imentet, truly. if it hadn't been for her meddling the two would have strayed apart. Anubis doesn't take too well to social situations, but that is where she thrives most. so she sits and listens to him go on and on about how he doesn't truly need to have a license or have gone to school in order to judge people - he's been doing it for a millennia! and although it might annoy a lot of the others, Lalli absolutely agrees. who better to know about their jobs than the gods who designed the systems? they bond a lot over tea within the walls of the Little Marjoram. she just keeps a lot of her side businesses out of his ears if she can help it...
IMENTET
IMENTET
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
the one who grabbed Lalli by the shoulders and threw her into the fire. not literally, but she might as well have. being the owner and operator of her own tea shop that Lalli finds herself visiting four out of the seven days of the week. usually to catch up or gossip about the clients that stroll into the Jaguar during the week. it was because of Imentet, that Lalli even has a relationship with a lot of the other Egyptian pantheons. and for that, she is quite thankful. it helps that Imentet is easy enough to get along with. another one whom she keeps her side businesses hush hush around...
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THANATOS
THANATOS
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
it has been a long time, tīcitl | healer. will your touches sooth more than the aches of my bones and soul as they have in the past? where has life taken you, what journeys' ends have you witnessed fall into your calming embrace? the loves you have had, have. do they bring you the rest you seek? it has been far too long.
ARES
ARES
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
the best damn 'partner' she's ever encountered. the two of them go waaaaay back. when she lost her only child and he lost the love of his life - they were two weary souls hurting and going through turmoil. what better way to cure an aching heart? with gratuitous drink and sin and destruction. once the dust settled, they were then brought back together by illicit and illegal business. what had originally been thought to start off as a mutually beneficial business exchange was actually just a way for the small seeds of friendship, that had taken root many years before, to spread and grow into a close knit bond. they meet frequently. if not for just all around shenanigans and pure fuckery than it's for business. not that Lalli minds. she enjoys the War God's company in all forms. something tugs at her and calls for her to view him as much more than a friend
HADES
HADES
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
big bad boss man. well, sorta. Lalli has no official qualms with the god, but she definitely prefers dealing with Ares. Hades hardly steps foot into the Jade Jaguar unless it's a matter of the utmost importance. otherwise he can't be bothered to stop by for a drink and a dance.
ATHENA
ATHENA
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
there isn't a whole lot to say in regards to the wisdom and war goddess. though there are similarities within the deep recesses of their titles and what they could do and have done to the mortals - even the other immortals - Lalli doubts that Natalia would see it the same way. Both of them are on opposite sides of the law. they can be seen squaring up to one another, always trying to extract or catch the Jade Jaguar in the midst of something shady and illegal all in the hopes of catching Ares or better yet Hades. so far... it's been in vain. who knows what the future holds for the detective...
HERACLES
HERACLES
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
frat dude and all around party-goer. he's the promotional poster golden boy for the Jade Jaguar. and someone Lalli enjoys having around. not only for the business he brings in, though that helps, he's the life of the party made flesh. a flirtatious relationship bordering on professional, she isn't above rules and moral ambiguity such as "not sleeping with employees". things like that are trivial and are put in place strictly to be broken. right? and who better to help cultivate that sinful debauchery he's got following him around than the owner herself?
HERMES
HERMES
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
the epitome of fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me - as the old saying goes. isn't that right? so long ago, hermes had asked for her help in a long con. the catch? they needed to be romantically involved. simple enough, seeing who they were. however, she broke the one rule of no feelings. it had all just felt so real and she wanted it to be real more than anything. though, when the con ended, so too did their pseudo relationship, thus resulting in a slighted and heartbroken goddess. what's even worse, is he doesn't even realize exactly what he's done. somehow that makes it so much worse. but it isn't like she's going to bring it up. so, she dances around the feelings aspect anytime they're in the same room as one another. which is often, seeing as he likes to use her establishment when working a new mark. she doesn't mind. not really. but her exterior expression would say otherwise. she tries to be salty and petty and just an overall bitch to him. but she can't. not when he gives her those sweet, puppy eyes - she's a goner. Hermes can literally get away with anything when it comes to her.
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FREYA
FREYA
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
a hoe. but one of her favorites. tlazolteotl get along like a wildfire and they sure cause some too. similar in their desires of the flesh - mortal and godly alike - they gravitated towards one another with ease. the incident with odin and ares in the past on both their parts has now in the past. everything is great. except now that freya and pluto are becoming a thing, she doesn't know how to handle the close proximity to a well loathed ex.
ODIN
ODIN
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
a fling that took place many, many eons ago. or so it seems. the two were intermingled in a weekend of passion. or was it two? tlazolteotl can't seem to remember. it was purely for pleasure and nothing more. a chance for them both to learn a few new things about the other, and themselves. but the fire of passion between them was thoroughly extinguished after that time in their lives for one another. he still comes around the club for the entertainment. she likes to think it's for her on some occasions. wishful thinking of a goddess looking to devour sin while she waits for love or some bullshit.
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PLUTO
PLUTO
★★★★★★★ • ✿✿✿✿✿✿✿ • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ • ✖✖✖✖✖✖✖✖
There was a time... for a time, where the two of them shared more of themselves with one another. A time when it wasn't just sheets and beds and pillow talk. Some semblance of a life. All things must come to an end, and in Tlazolteotl's case, her relationship with Pluto was no exception. It was then that her son was murdered, all in the attempts to please his idol, the man who captured his mother's heart. He wanted to do well by Pluto; but ended up doing something foolish and it came back on him - resulting in his untimely end. Laz has since placed the blame on the man. Breaking it off and making the pledge to never seek him out or speak of their time together. In her mind and heart, it's best if they believed it to never happened in the first place. All seemed to have played out well enough. Until the news spread that he may have his claws into Freya...