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Prince, we just had a conversation about you reacting badly to things.

I'm not looking for any more characters at the moment. Even if it would make sense for there to be one, I would rather that no more staff members be made in any position.


It was a misunderstanding nothing more.

Also about half of the Beacon staff is well, gone:

Ozpin - Headmaster
Glynda Goodwitch - Combat - played by Lugubrious
Peter Port - Grimm Studies
Bartholomew Oobleck - History
Pavel Vorosky - Survival - played by Skyrte Dropped out
Algernon Fullbuster - Math - played by Lugubrious
Richard Albion - Language - played by Guess Who (update needed)
Ni Rensa Ryou - Computer Science - Played by Kaithas
Caelia Polyhymnia - Music (update needed) Undefined
Solomon Agesander - Psychology - played by Sixsmith Dropped out
Sarina Tale Dei - Combat Aide - played by Shadowkiller
Ahriman Kore Agesander - Physical Education - played by Sixsmith Dropped out
Elijah Chatsworth - Armory - played by NarcissisticPotato Dropped out
Rowan Iderson - Practice - played by Kaithas
Esther Vanhomrigh - Practice Aide - played by Harinezumikouken

-=-=-Now hiring for School Nurse and Art!-=-=-
Beacon Staff


Of 15, 5 are gone, 3 are only still there because they're cannon teachers who can't really be removed and 2 aren't full teachers at all.

And there's a help wanted ad at the bottom.
@harinezumikouken So it's not actually her job? I'm just wondering if this is one of those painfully ridiculous things that I'm supposed to let pass cause I'm the only one they seem to bother or if I should keep working on a counselor CS?
@Prince of Seraphs - -Clears throat in preparation for snark-

Joke
noun
1. A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

verb
1. make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly


Okay, I don't really see the humor in that but assuming it's a joke the punchline only hits home if it's not actually true, which from all indications everyone else seems to think that it is.
She can do both.


No she really can't. Leaving aside the issues of her temperament that basically ensure no student (except I think Diamond) will ever come to her with their problems being a school counselor is a full time job. You basically have to look after the mental welfare of 200+ students, keep an eye out for warning signs that's something is wrong. I'm not sure how it works in college (though being a hunter's school I would image mental welfare to be at least a little important) but in high school there were three different student counselors who did a hell of a lot of work. Realistically they don't have time to be doing that as well as assisting with lesson plans.
@Prince of Seraphs - What are you talking about?

We already have a 'counselor'

I mean, come on.

Esther's a nice lady..


Wait, that's Esther's job? So Beacon's hiring policies are as pathetically bad as their student screening and admittance policies?

Hang on, I thought Esther was the teacher's aid for Practice class.
@Lugubrious Would you object to me creating a Student Councillor character for Beacon? Even if the last couple of missions hadn't gone so traumatically bad about 60% of the cast could really use some therapy.
Did Donald Trump actually win the election?

For those of you who live in the United States of America, you have my deepest sympathies.
Sapphire Rode - Armoury

Sapphire put her hands on her hips with an unimpressed look on her face. "And where exactly do you know a professional prosthesis doctor from?" The surgery he had mentioned wasn't exactly uncommon but it was also delicate. Professional surgeons practiced in the technique were in high demand. Gren didn't exactly look like the kind of person to have high reaching social connections. Figuring he wouldn't answer her Sapphire filed the information away to look into another day.

When Gren asked her if she had any connections that could get them the neural processing cards for Sangue's new arm Sapphire froze. There were two answers to that question. Both of them equally valid and more or less true. Technically speaking she did not and Sapphire was tempted to give this answer to Gren for one clear reason. She didn't trust him. Neural processing cards could be used for a lot of things and Sapphire wasn't particularly keen on the idea of handing them over to Gren. The other answer to his question was the more true. Her family name carried a fair amount of weight in certain circles. If she called the right people she could very likely get what was needed. "I can make a few calls to some..." of my mother's "...friends but there's three things you should understand before I do. The first is that I make no promises about what I can or can't get. The second is that if I can get what you need I will the one installing them on the arm. Thirdly this is a one time deal, I won't be doing this ever time you have a science project you can't afford to build." She would not become known as the tech girl who could get everyone cheap weapons.

Sapphire wasn't particularly bothered by the fact that Shiro blatantly ignored her during her exchange with Gren. She kept an ear out for what he was saying and while she wasn't a particular fan of his it seemed his engineering skills were half decent. She could have made a couple suggestions to improve his design but decided she wasn't going to be the one that forced him to speak to her. She had no desire to open that Pandora's Box.

In way of greeting, Sangue who it seemed was mostly nonverbal bowed to Sapphire. It was hunter's etiquette, a bit dated but still utilized by some of the older families. Sapphire hadn't needed it in the longest time but she still remembered her father teaching her how to do it. Sapphire bowed back. As was customary She placed her right hand on her lower back with the palm facing outwards and her left hand on her stomach with her knuckles facing Sangue. She bowed, arching her back at a fifteen degree angle before she straightened and nodded to Sangue, making eye contact.

It was moments after this that Shiro trying to get Sangue's measurements, realized that it was rather inappropriate to take her bust size himself. He instead handed Sangue the measuring tape so she could do it herself. She she slipped the top half of her robe off to take the required measurements. The effect was instantaneous and honestly rather funny. An amused smirk lit Sapphire's face as Shiro and Gren started running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to avoid looking at Sangue's breasts. Sapphire wasn't really bothered. She'd grown up with two sisters. Seeing girls in a state of undress wasn't strange to her. Not that she was staring but neither did she feel the need to avert her gaze from the thirty feet around Sangue like the boys were doing. At the point when Gren started spouting off anything he could think to say and Shiro made a hasty retreat for the CNC machine Sapphire decided to intervene. "Sangue, would you mind pulling your top up? You're making the boys overheat."

Once Sangue had covered herself Gren invited her to go with them to the Emerald Forest to look for materials for her arm. That struck Sapphire as strange. She'd never been to the Emerald Forest personally but she knew it was the sister woods to Forever Fall where they'd had their initiation. For Sangue's arm though they'd need raw metals not wood. Admittedly Sapphire had looked at topography maps of the area and there were some cave sites but they hadn't been thoroughly explored or mapped out. There was no evidence to suggest there was anything of value in them. While she was thinking this over Gren invited her to join the party mostly she assumed because she was in the area and he was trying to appear courteous, for whatever that was worth. "Before I answer why the Emerald Forest? It's not exactly known for its rich mineral deposits."
@harinezumikouken@Lucius Cypher@NarayanK
we're all fine, except for the possibility of a roommate's wallet

I'm looking into aluminum baseball bats now though


My sister has a hand and a half sword in her room. Seems to work for her.
I don't know why, but even though RWBY is heavily-anime inspired, Sangue seems the most 'Asian' out of our current cast of characters and songs like this remind me of her.


You know how Phoenix Wright is the most Japanesey America that could be conceived? RWBY is kind of like that in reverse. It's like what I would imagine anime to be after listening to my Asian friends talk about it for a long while. It just sort of thinks it's real anime while all the actual animes are laughing behind its back.

FYI my internet's been giving me the middle finger as of late. My connection hasn't lasted more than five minutes for most of the last day or so. I'll try to get a post up as soon possible, hopefully within the next 24 hours.
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