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3 yrs ago
Current Introducing Laser Kiwi 2.0, now with 50% less flakiness
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4 yrs ago
If you're reading this, you just lost The Game
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4 yrs ago
Cronus disease sounds like something you'd get by eating your own children
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4 yrs ago
I will lie here forever and sing to you all the things I stopped myself from saying while we were alive. - Neil Hilborn
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4 yrs ago
Had a lot of stuff on my plate lately. Should be more active in a day or two!
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Bio

Call me Laser. I run on NZDT and Wellington coffee.

Actually, that's a lie, I don't run at all if I can help it.

Always keen for new RPs, books, music, recipes, and conversation. I'm occasionally funny and will tell you the same 7 stories over and over - what else do you need from a friend?

Most Recent Posts

@Laser Kiwi so will you be posting next and we add @dabombjk next rotation or are they posting next? :)


I've given them the option of posting next, if I don't hear back in a few hours I'll go ahead and post instead so things don't lag.
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails is a great song, but the Johnny Cash cover is iconic for a reason. Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want to Have Fun is the best remembered version, but did you know it was originally written & performed by a man - not exactly the feminist anthem it became.

Imagine if the literary world could do the same thing. I saw this question on an Askreddit thread and I've been hung up on it ever since.

Personally, I think a Dr. Seuss cover of It would be hilarious. Just picture the illustrations beside "one kid two kid, red balloon no kid" or "when the clown with no frown came to town, all the kids went down into the sewers".
With the addition of @dabombjk to the posting order, I've changed our status to "full" for the time being. We'll see how the group chemistry goes and see in a couple of weeks if we want to add more characters or if the current cast keeps things plenty busy! :)
Ashley didn't need to be asked twice. Though she frowned up at the hole in the ceiling, hoping it wasn't going to be full of crickets and spiders and other creepy-crawlies, she was definitely more worried about the agents outside. With Alex's help to boost her up high enough, she easily grabbed the frame and twisted herself up into the ceiling with one hand - his supergirl comment had inspired her to show off a little bit. While he helped Celine up, she turned her phone's flashlight on and shined it around, considering the various directions they could travel in.

To her surprise, when she turned back around Celine was helping another kid in, one she didn't recognize. A freshman, maybe? "There's probably an agent watching the front parking lot where my car is. Does anyone know how to hotwire a car so we can steal one from the staff lot?" She asked with a nervous chuckle. "They might not be watching that one..."
Hey @pennyprincess44, do you think you could edit so that Celine hears Lucas and we can include him in the great escape? :)

@Kenshi no need to apologize, we'll all get in the groove as this thing goes on
Confession time: I definitely picked Pandora's last name for the Blair Witch jokes. Bring em on lol
So, just double checking but me next?


Alex next, then me :) posting order is now accurate (I think) and on the first IC post
I wish my eyebrows were as cool as my upstairs neighbor's :(
Alrighty, post is finally up. Not my best work, but I was able to bring three of our characters together for the great escape. @Garn Solozari, maybe Lucas was hiding nearby and hears the door break or stumbles across the other escapees in the hall?
Ashley Parker


Yeah ill get milk after practice
See u at 7
Love u
text from Ash to her mom


Ashley shoved her cell phone in her pocket before she left the bathroom stall, resenting her school's no phone policy for at least the eleventh time this week. Having to sneak around just to text her mom, hiding in the bathroom like some kind of criminal instead of being in English class, felt ridiculous. She washed her hands, frowned at the zit on her chin, and left the bathroom.

Her world fell apart through the big windows facing the main parking lot. Half a dozen black SUVs were pulling up, all bearing the BSI logo. Panicked, Ashley went back into the bathroom, struggling to breathe. They were there for her, she was sure of it. What else could it be? She never should have slammed that door.

A minute later, the loudspeakers crackled to life out in the hall. "Attention Nemoton High School. The BSI is conducting a routine search of the school starting immediately. All students and staff please report to the gymnasium immediately. All students and staff please go to the gym immediately." The sound of footsteps and confused chatter quickly filled the hall, but Ashley stayed in her bathroom stall, cracking the door and pulling her feet up so no one would see that it was still occupied if they glanced in.

I love u no matter what happens. Never forget that
text from Ash to her little sister




Karen Daniels

Most students in her junior english class looked confused when the announcement came on. Some started cracking jokes, pleased to get out of class early. Except two, who were clearly trying their best to look calm while panicking. Teenagers always think they're so good at hiding their emotions, but Karen has been a teacher much too long to buy it.

"Alright class, we'll finish our discussion on Romeo & Juliet next week. Everyone can go to the gym in an orderly fashion, except Alex and Celine. I need to talk to you two about your latest test scores," She announced, trying her best to make the situation seem normal. "And leave your backpacks here! You know the rules, no taking personal possessions along when they're doing a sweep."

As the class emptied out into the halls, Karen busied herself at her desk, rifling through messy drawers until she found the business card she had been looking for. "Okay you two. You don't have to tell me anything, because we don't have the time anyway. If you don't want to go to the gym for the... routine search you don't have to," She said seriously, careful not to say anything that would spook them. "I'm going to leave my keys on my desk and a business card for a teacher in Tucson, Arizona who is involved in an organization that helps Gifted teenagers. Make good choices, okay?" She reminded them. "I'll cover for you as long as I can. Wait until the halls are clear before you leave this room."

Trying to look calmer than she felt, Karen left Alex and Celine in the room, flipping the lights and door lock behind her, and headed for the gym with sweaty palms. She had hoped to never have to do something like this, but now that the time was here she had no doubts. No jackbooted thugs were going to take her kids if she could help it.




As soon as the footsteps faded away, Ashley ducked out of the bathrom. She wasn't sure where she could go next, but leaving the school on foot and without money didn't seem like a good idea so she decided to head back to her English classroom to grab her backpack and car keys. Luckily the hallway was empty, but when she arrived at the door it was locked. She almost turned around and went back before she remembered her powers. Finally, they're coming in handy!

The door lock shattered with one well-placed punch and she stepped into the darkened room, shocked to find she wasn't alone. "What are you guys doing here?" She asked Alex and Celine, freaking out as she realized they had just seen her use her Gift.
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