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WAAAGH!
@AristoThe Dwarfs have a long standing hatred of Orcs and have a dislike (but not a hatred) of Elves and Vampires.
The Dwarfs think of Yore as arrogant upstarts for someone who thinks they've been around awhile even though the Dwarfs were here when they were young. Though the Dwarfs do see the Empire's stubbornness as something to admire.
If @Supreme Commander has other opinions I'm willing to hear them though.


Fite me m8
@Lauder

I'll post something for the Orruks soon as I can! Sorry for the delay. You can also feel free to keep up the burning and pillaging.


You can bet your ass I'll continue raiding

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Yay. Want to do it all in PM/pad or just do it via normal posts IC?

Apologizes for all the questions btw


No problem, I would prefer to settle it in PM more than anything
@LauderWant to do a it against me or do you just want to write it all on your own?


I'll do it against you
@ClocktowerEchos

I'll take on dem beasts
The Red Fang Orruks



The night was dark and cold of the wetlands that the Orruks so called home, no humidity plaguing them as the moon soared across the sky in a most elegant dance. However, while the night was calm, the orruks were wanting blood against their old foe to the north. They gathered in the streets, roaring and causing quite a ruckus before a deafening roar put them all to silence. It was Zippy Blood Fang, leader of the Red Fangs, who had silenced them all. It was he who waved the axe in the air to gain their attention, shouting incomprehensible battle cries which made the orruks begin to snarl or roar themselves. Once all the attention was on Zippy, he slammed his axe into the ground before inhaling deeply.

“Dem humans to da norf dink dat dey betta dan us! We show ‘em what it means ta’ be an enemy to da Red Fangz!,” the larger orruk roared to the populace as he gripped his axe.

The populace began to get riled up, they began brandishing their own homemade weapons. Some of them seemed professional. Some were yapping, but none were roaring quite yet.

“Dey dink we weak! Dey dink dat we can’t break deir wallz! Our Grotz would kill dem endlessly in da old times! It time ta’ show dem dat we mean business!”

The populace then began shouting battle cries before Zippy pulled his axe out of the ground and began to run at the crowd, roaring himself. The crowd of green and black parted to let their leaded and soon began to follow suit. An army of two thousand began heading north, slaughtering many human slaves and lizardman slaves alike. It wasn’t until they descended upon a poor camp close to the border that Zippy would make his example.

“DEEZ HUMAN DINK DEY ARE FANCY! WATCH AND SEE DAT DEY DIE!” Zippy roared, plunging his axe into a poor man who wasnt even a threat to the orruk horde. After slaughtering the rest of the camp, they proceeded to push to a bordering village.





It was late noon, the Orruks had travelled for many days and stopped to rest before the attack, organizing their ranks in case the humans had prepared for them. Soon the order to charge was given, the horde began stampeding towards the small farming village, the Ridaz took the lead and smashed into a small resistance line that the farmers had attempted to put up. There was the sound of horses giving war cries and Orruks roaring as they slaughtered innocent farmers. The Ridaz then began to follow after any one who tried to flee from the village, throwing nets on them or even outright killing them.

The Grotz and Skulltakaz smashed into the remaining human lines while Shootaz and and Zingas fired their arrows to support the front line which would have won without their help. Zippy, however, was destroying some barns and slaughtering anyone hiding in them while some who had went along with him began to steal all the animals.

Zippy then ran to join the battle before seeing a human barking orders to buy the people enough time to escape, must be the leader. So the black Orruk let out a savage roar and charged him, with one swing the man’s arm was gone and with a swipe of the axe was to throw the man to the ground. Zippy walked over and wrapped his large hand around the leader’s head before saying, “Dis is what happenz when ya’ underestimate da’ Red Fangz.” With a final scream from the man, Zippy proceeded to eat the man’s head while the battle began to wrap up and the village be converted into a small Orruk camp.
MY COMPUTER DELETED OVER 2K WORDS!FUUUUUUUUUU
MIGHT HAVE ERASED IT FROM THE CLIPBOARD BECAUSE MY MATH IS SUCK
FUCKING COMPUTER AND ITS SHITTY BATTERY MAKING MY POST DELAYED EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROLLY GONNA BE HORRIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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