When I get home I'll post, don't wait up I've still got 4 hours, a bus ride, a mile walk,a bath, and time to pour myself a glass of whiskey.
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I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"
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Services included with a proper beating do not include calling an ambulance. LeeRoy's entire bust was assaulted by a hurricane of limp but devastating blows, each strike left an indent that lingered his flesh. The spring of his flesh wasn't enough to overcome the force of his blows, it left his flesh burning with pain with a strange spongy feeling.
You gonna do something?!
Don't interrupt my counting!
One, two, three!
Though he was being fluttered by a kick that would put Liu King's bicycle kick to shame, LeeRoy was not simply taking a beating for no reason. As Gonad raised his left hand off of his right leg, LeeRoy drew back his own left arm as far as he could. Gonad's hand touched back down and his right arm lifted, putting all of his weight on his right arm.
With as much strength as he could muster, he threw his arm out and around in a wide haymaker to the ribcage of the barbarian. With as much effort as he can put out with a bruised entire pectoral area.
If it succeeded, Gonad would fall headlong toward the floor. His left arm could easily catch him, but LeeRoy's follow up would be to thrust his own weight towards Gonad in an attempt at a mount.
You gonna do something?!
Don't interrupt my counting!
One, two, three!
Though he was being fluttered by a kick that would put Liu King's bicycle kick to shame, LeeRoy was not simply taking a beating for no reason. As Gonad raised his left hand off of his right leg, LeeRoy drew back his own left arm as far as he could. Gonad's hand touched back down and his right arm lifted, putting all of his weight on his right arm.
With as much strength as he could muster, he threw his arm out and around in a wide haymaker to the ribcage of the barbarian. With as much effort as he can put out with a bruised entire pectoral area.
If it succeeded, Gonad would fall headlong toward the floor. His left arm could easily catch him, but LeeRoy's follow up would be to thrust his own weight towards Gonad in an attempt at a mount.
@MelonHead Don't mess up the post order any more than it already is. IN and Myself still need to post.
@ImportantNobody
He's been working on it for about a year, before that came to america. But I said RPG. Not RP.
A game, not a roleplay.
He's been working on it for about a year, before that came to america. But I said RPG. Not RP.
A game, not a roleplay.
@ImportantNobody Drag Queen is actually designing an RPG like that. A full fledged RPG too, est completion date tba.
Posting in the morning for at least Doc and I's rp.
Posting in the morning for at least Doc and I's rp.
@MelonHead
With so much steam and steel behind it, someone not posting won't be able to stop it.
With so much steam and steel behind it, someone not posting won't be able to stop it.
I have been so sick lately that I'm surprised I didn't wake up in the hospital, I have been on auto pilot with how god damn sick I was. I still am but at least I'm not in a foggy almost sleep-like-state.
God damn, I'm gonna get caught back up on my Roleplays, but you don't understand how much fluid I've needed just to not die. I'm glad I bought an obscene amount of gatorade, otherwise I might straight up have died.
God damn, I'm gonna get caught back up on my Roleplays, but you don't understand how much fluid I've needed just to not die. I'm glad I bought an obscene amount of gatorade, otherwise I might straight up have died.
@ImportantNobody
Ding ding ding, let the festivities begin. Your turn's finally rolled around.
Ding ding ding, let the festivities begin. Your turn's finally rolled around.
@Starfall Please post, this long waiting period between every single post does not work for group roleplays.
@Doc Doctor
It was like a strange hallucinatory combination of a Renaissance Painting and a Surrealist Portrait, leaving the scientist not just awestruck but more confused than he's ever been in his entire life. Somehow he felt as though he were beneath the weight of a wrestler's pin while maintaining his standing posture, LeeRoy was a scientific mind and no matter what he thought of he couldn't pin down how Gonad had put him inside of a psychological box.
Wait why hadn't he trained for this?
What?
Okay so hold on, I've got a god that can root through your mind. Why haven't I trained to resist psychological attacks?
What do you mean?
I figure this isn't actually magic but some sort of oppressive aura, but why haven't I been trained to resist this?
Wait so you're telling me the thought never occurred to you? You're the smartest human in this dimension and you haven't thought to resist psychological attacks?
I never thought about fighting back against psychological abilities since I encounter them so sparingly. Once or twice a decade isn't enough to inspire an actual need to fight against it.
Well it would be useful now.
It sure would.
In the time that he mulled over how he should deal with this psychological horror, another sort of horror literally slapped him in the face.
Body Horror.
Gonad's leg struck him in his jaw and solidly unsettled LeeRoy's footing, the man stumbled hard to the right as his face was rocked with another wave of pain. More from the previously inflicted facial injury than the actual kick, but if you punch a bruise it hurts regardless of the source of pain. He toppled to the side, his body almost slumping as he struck against a nearby table. It collapsed under his weight and the force of his fall, it folded around him slightly as his weight settled into it.
LeeRoy frowned as his eyes refocused onto Gonad. This was absurd, and he was not happy to be part of it, he could be solving the mysteries of the universe and right now he was getting slapped around by a musclebound barbarian in a bar.
It was like a strange hallucinatory combination of a Renaissance Painting and a Surrealist Portrait, leaving the scientist not just awestruck but more confused than he's ever been in his entire life. Somehow he felt as though he were beneath the weight of a wrestler's pin while maintaining his standing posture, LeeRoy was a scientific mind and no matter what he thought of he couldn't pin down how Gonad had put him inside of a psychological box.
Wait why hadn't he trained for this?
What?
Okay so hold on, I've got a god that can root through your mind. Why haven't I trained to resist psychological attacks?
What do you mean?
I figure this isn't actually magic but some sort of oppressive aura, but why haven't I been trained to resist this?
Wait so you're telling me the thought never occurred to you? You're the smartest human in this dimension and you haven't thought to resist psychological attacks?
I never thought about fighting back against psychological abilities since I encounter them so sparingly. Once or twice a decade isn't enough to inspire an actual need to fight against it.
Well it would be useful now.
It sure would.
In the time that he mulled over how he should deal with this psychological horror, another sort of horror literally slapped him in the face.
Body Horror.
Gonad's leg struck him in his jaw and solidly unsettled LeeRoy's footing, the man stumbled hard to the right as his face was rocked with another wave of pain. More from the previously inflicted facial injury than the actual kick, but if you punch a bruise it hurts regardless of the source of pain. He toppled to the side, his body almost slumping as he struck against a nearby table. It collapsed under his weight and the force of his fall, it folded around him slightly as his weight settled into it.
LeeRoy frowned as his eyes refocused onto Gonad. This was absurd, and he was not happy to be part of it, he could be solving the mysteries of the universe and right now he was getting slapped around by a musclebound barbarian in a bar.
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