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4 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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5 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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"...I-It's expecting or believing that something will happen. U-Um, do you expect anything to happen right now?"

While she heard this, she made no real effort to actually respond. Her voice was as tired and low as ever.

"Honestly, at this point? Sky's the bloody limit. Ain't nothing gonna throw me for a loop." She absentmindedly kicked at a rock, which didn't quite feel like a rock - the weight of it was off and it went sailing as a result.

"Heyyy!"

The rock, unknowlingly, had struck true to a target. Chip, the little Terriermon, had gotten a rock to his back. It wasn't all that painful, but still enough to sting a little. Chip turned to see where the rock had come from. While he was certainly one to be all sunshine and sparkles, the rock did make him itch for a good fight. "Who threw the rock?"

"Shit."

Chip really didn't have to look around much. She was already by his side before the word fully left her lips, kneeling to be at eye level.

"You okay lil dude?"

"I'll be fine," said Chip, dusting off his shoulders and arms as if he had just gotten out of a scuffle. "But We'll have to see about yourself once I'm through with you!" He raised his arms to square up. Her eyebrows rose in response. "Chill the fuck out, didn't mean for that to hit no one, especially not a lil guy like you."

And with that, she stretched out her arm and patted Chip on the head, sticking her tongue out before chuckling.

"Jackass."

Carter was more than quick to figuratively step in to stop his Digimon.

"Alright, Chip," Carter knelt down as well. "Let's not get into any fights, not with our own group, anyways."

Turning around, he flashed a smile at the girl who had kicked the rock - she did not return it. This was the one he had overheard talking to her digimon before. Well, if friendship was his aspect or whatever, he might as well be friendly to someone else that thought this was a load of bull. "I'm Carter. You're... Neigh, right?I heard your digimon talking to you just a bit ago-" He was promptly cut off by an awestruck Dorotea.

"I'm who now?"

"Uh, Neigh?" Carter realized only now that it was possible that he might have misheard something, but it was far too late for him to take any of it back. He had to own up to it.

She sputtered for a moment, at a complete loss. And then she finally returned the smile.

"Know what? I'll give it to ya, that's the best bloody one yet."

Welp.

He was wrong.

He blinked in silence, his lips pursed tightly.

"That's her name, please wear it out!" Chip chirped, smiling and folding his arms. He knew that wasn't Dorotea's real name, but Carter was absolutely stumped and it was the funniest thing he could have ever imagined. And it seemed he wasn't alone in this sentiment - Dorotea clearly thought this was a riot.

He didn't even have a reply ready for this. Somehow the conversation had taken such a turn in his mind that he had no idea what to even say anymore, or how to get back on track to whatever he was going to say before he just called her something that apparently clearly wasn't a name or nickname. Thank God that she wasn't born with the name Neigh, though. That would have been tough in high school.

"So, uh," He looked around. "I'm Carter. You can just call me an Idiot. And you... are...?" His hands rolled over one another, begging for her to set him straight so he could forget this embarrassment. She seemed a bit younger than him, which was perfectly fine, but something about that look in her eyes made her seem a little older than one would think.

"Like hell I'm gonna call you an idiot, bloody fuckin' genius you are, holy shit-" she took a breath to stifle her giggles, "-Neigh, god, how has no one else thought of that? That's who I am to you from now on, army boy."

There was a rare light in her eyes, genuinely, childlishly bemused. Frankly, she wasn't expecting something like that coming out of Carter, but perhaps that's what made this trivial slip of tongue all the more humourous to her.

"Marines..." He muttered to himself. Even now he was still red in the face over getting it wrong, even moreso with her laughing and getting genuine enjoyment out of his mistake.

"Tomato, potato,"she said, shrugging. "Big fuckin' difference."

"...Yeah." He breathed out. Looking down, he could see Chip stifling a laugh or two as he hid behind his large ears. Though it didn't hurt, he did exhale a little more after being lightly punched in the shoulder by the younger girl.

"Oi. Lighten the fuck up, would ya? Things are doomy and gloomy and shit enough as is to be beating yourself up over your own genius." There was that old jaded look in her eyes, but the smile was there nonetheless. Teasing but well-meaning.

Carter shook his head and looked around once more to those around him, then to the device on his wrist. As he set eyes on Dorotea again, he raised his hands to his head. How could any of them be taking this so well? All of this was absolute nonsense. Monsters? Some sort of god? A Digiworld? What the fuck was a Digiworld?

"Look," He shook his head once more. "I can't be the only one who thinks this is crazy, right? We've all been abducted and were put on drugs, that's the only way it makes sense."

"Crazy ass drugs to be givin' us all the same hallucinations, of course none of this shit makes any fuckin' sense. My question is why you's acting as if it should at this point?"

She looked to Chip, Bud (still busy with their pep-talk it seemed), and then back to Carter. She then pointed with her thumb to the holy glowing angelic mess behind them, and raised a brow quizzically, as if to further the point of how absurd it all ways.

"Only ones here who don't think this is all batshit insane are the little bastards at our heels, and honestly, they seem all the more happier for it, don't they?"

His brows raised. She had a pretty valid point to all of this. All of the little monsters were as right as rain and perfectly fine with how things were.

"I mean, even if we were all kidnapped and drugged, we're all just stressing out for nothin' if we're just trippin' balls because that means none of this is real anyhow."

Real or not, she had a point. Carter was starting to lose himself pretty quickly to all the chaos and new developments happening. He needed a little grounding. "You're right," he smiled at her, which took her completely off guard. She snorted and mumbled under her breath.

"First time for everythin' I guess."
Oh no, don't get me wrong - I LOVE the freak outs. I also can't tell if that was sarcastic or not but thanks anyways //wHEEZES
My favourite thing about all of this is that everyone's flipping the fuck out over angel goddess girl here (Mastemon I'm assuming from the description?) and questioning their beliefs and Dorotea's just like 'haha, nice.'

Though that probably has to do with her absolute lack and even disdain towards her concept of god. If this angel wasn't here to kill her on the spot then as far as she's concerned the angel's either not actually of a higher power or she's a-okay in said higher power's eyes.

That or she's just tired. Probably that.
@pyroman If Carter actually calls Dorotea 'Neigh' instead of 'Tey', he will unwillingly get a friendly acquaintance, if not a friend. He can't escape from his fate. His actions have consequences.
@tobiax
"Frankly, I'm a little more fucking concerned about where I'm sleeping rather than what I'm sleeping on, but you do you man."

Anyhow, post up! Sorry it took so long. Have some encouraging Bud and cynical Dorotea.
"...I mean, we'll try? Or I'll try, I guess?"

Dorotea's eyes went from the weird watch-like device on her wrist back to the strange, semi-angelic figure in front of her, before they absently scanned those of the group, searching for some sort of reaction, for hers was lost to fatigue and numbness.

"Hope we're not the only hope point blank for this place's salvation or whatever though, 'cause uh, good chance you guys are fucked."

"Tey!"

Her head sharply turned to the creature who had 'chosen' her.

"No, look bud, I'm not trying to be a smartass here! I mean, like..." she began, glancing at everyone before looking at the semi-angelic figure before her, "...this sounds real poetic and sweet and whatnot and you guys must be real desperate to be betting on someone like me. But I don't know what the bloody hell it means or what it's got to do with 'crests' or 'Love' or 'Hope' or 'Kindness' or whatever, and I don't know what the fuck 'DigiWorld' is other than it being wherever the fuck we are right now or why it's in peril. And maybe I'm bein' a wee bit quick to judge, but some of y'all seem about as cut out for our 'quests' as I am, no offense. Can you explain more, or like...fuck it, nevermind."

Though her language was as strong as ever, her voice was oddly soft. Was it the fatigue? The confusion? An actual sense of compassion behind her crass nature? She let out a sigh before finishing.

"My point is, I think 'DigiWorld' has bet on the wrong fucking horses is all. Clueless, inept horses."

"You're a DigiDestined, Tey - of course you're cut out for this!"

The amphibious monster turned to address the rest of the group, unaware of Dorotea's obvious objection.

"You all are! You were chosen for this - we all were! - so cheer up, okay? This world needs you, all of you! And this world believes in you, too!"

@tobiax She doesn't need to sleep on the frog, silly :P

Also RIP Z
Honestly at this point, I think Dorotea just wants to sleep.

Also that's great for Z but Carter is going to play cockblock, I'm calling it now XD
Got a post up! Lemme know if you want that last bit of dialogue taken out where Dorotea asks for an explanation as to what's going on if it interferes with how you guys want the flow to go. @EnterTheHero@tobiax

Also changing Bud from a he to a they because he somehow doesn't feel right //wHEEZES

Also sorry for the constant edits //wHEEZES x2 COMBO

"Quite fucking frankly, I think he's the one who gets it," Dorotea smirked, pointing with her thumb to Carter. Everything about this situation was absolutely ridiculous and she was frankly okay with it. Reinacting The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe? Sure. A box of condoms falling out of some dude's hair and then having it be stolen by a self-implied prostitute? Why not. A bunch of tiny talking abominations of nature, a strange, yellow, vaguely amphibious one moving towards her?

"Honestly, I don't know what the fuck you's yelling about," she said, looking to Biance and Haruka before staring at the creature which now stood at her feet, "nothing about this is any more batshit crazy than everything else that's happened since I've met you merry bunch. Ain't that right bud?"

"I'd...Yes, I suppose this is all quite strange to you. It's strange to us as well, and while I understand your kind's alarm, I think it's unnecessary."

The girl paused for a moment, blinking, before shrugging.

"...Wordy lil bastard you are, but at least you make some bloody sense."

"I'd...also appreciate if you cut your profanities for the comfort of others, ma'am. Or do you prefer partner? I - uh - sorry, I'm not...y'know. I just wasn't expecting our meeting to go like this, pardon if I caused any offense."

Dorotea rolled her eyes. "Call me Tey. And you're not my fucking mom."

"What's a 'mom'?"

The creature spoke with genuine confusion that took her off guard. She opened her mouth dumbly, then closed it, then opened it again.

"Well...fuck. Apparently something we both don't got then."

They cocked their head to the side. "I mean...I suppose?"

"Don't worry your head about that bud, no big deal. Not knowing where we are or who you guys are though? That's kind of a big fuckin' deal. Mind explainin' whatever the hell it is that's going on?"

"Language, please."

"Answers, for fuck's sake."
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