@Lord of Evil
Ehhh, I was gonna go to the kitchen, but it's too busy now, don't wait for me at least.
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7 yrs ago
So apparently, business shorts are a thing that exists. All I can say is... why?
7 yrs ago
Been busy lately, courtesy of the guy who thought that it was a good idea to have 3 assignments and a test due in the same week.
7 yrs ago
Cards against humanity is... more certainly something else
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7 yrs ago
*Person with Seeing Eye dog stops right next to me* *Goes to pet the dog* *Sees "Please don't pet the dog" sign* ;-; I cry every time
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Anyone remember the period a little after guildfall, when the site didn't have a lot of work put into it, the servers went down pretty often and people were moving out? We waited and waited until boom, Mahz made America the guild great again. That was about where I left off.
My mistake was trying to take on everything at once (and being cringy as hell but I mean come on). Well now I'm back, and better than ever.
And I'll be damned if I let anything get in the way of having a good time.
My mistake was trying to take on everything at once (and being cringy as hell but I mean come on). Well now I'm back, and better than ever.
And I'll be damned if I let anything get in the way of having a good time.
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Should I be waiting for Hammermang (and also maybe Ryougu) or should I just be posting?
@Cuccoruler
Does I get the magics or will @BKburke?
@Lord of Evil
and would you mind if I followed you two to the "kitchen"? I had planned to, but you already ended up in conversation with @Hammerman.
I don't mind, so long as you don't disturb him too much.
Tony had set up the fire pit by now. The kindling was glowing a light red, and the fire was nibbling at larger logs. He'd already set up his cooking pots, his big one and a slightly smaller one, on the a spit above the fire pit that had so helpfully been left intact by the tyrant's armies. He was currently in the middle of skinning the bear, using his skinning knife to carefully cut the leather off of the bear's flesh. He looked up as the knight entered with the kill and grunted his thanks before returning his gaze to the task at hand. He finally extracted the bear's pelt and let it sit under the bear's meat, so that it wouldn't make a mess.
He walked over and picked up the deer by one of its legs.
"I'll be cooking enough for everyone, so stay a while. There's a few things I'll need to clear up. In a moment." He said to the girl.
He noted the clean wound on the neck of the deer as well as the absence of the deer's head itself. It was nice that he didn't have to skin the head, as it was the trickiest part, but he wondered where it went. Not like it mattered much though. Tony remembered that he was missing something and went out to get it, taking a third pot with him. Scant moments later he reappeared with the dead goose and a pot half full with water. If he was going to handle 3 different types of meat, he'd need fresh water to wash his hands before handling new meat.
Tony noticed that the goose's head was still attached. He would have to change that quickly. He sat down by the fire and picked out a chopping board from his backpack and placed it on his legs, laying the goose on top of it, neck outstretched.
"There are ony 2 ironclad rules in my kitchen." Tony said to the knight. "First of all, don't get in my way when I'm cooking. Unless it's important."
He picked up one of his meat cleaver and carefully lined it up with the goose's neck.
"Second." He said, bringing the cleaver down with a weighty thunk. "Don't waste food."
Tony set the chopping board aside, severed head and all, and checked the fire. It was going strong, so it was time he started working. He extracted from his bag some kind of dark sauce, some vinegar, honey and various spices, including black pepper, salt, and garlic. He put it all in the smaller pot above the fire and stirred it around a little before turning to the oven. He picked up a few logs and a some dry twigs. Tony set the twigs down under the oven first and then carefully arranged the logs above the pile. Finally, he took a particularly long twig and set it alight with the cooking fire and set it under the logs with the rest of the twigs. He let that go and turned to the deer.
Tony took up his skinning knife, wiping it on his apron, before he turned it to the deer in front of him. As he did, his mind wandered as it often did during menial tasks. He found himself wondering about the deer's neck and decided to better acquaint himself with the person who'd made it.
"Hey, deer killer girl." He said as he began to skin the deer. "What's your name? How'd you bring this thing down?"
He walked over and picked up the deer by one of its legs.
"I'll be cooking enough for everyone, so stay a while. There's a few things I'll need to clear up. In a moment." He said to the girl.
He noted the clean wound on the neck of the deer as well as the absence of the deer's head itself. It was nice that he didn't have to skin the head, as it was the trickiest part, but he wondered where it went. Not like it mattered much though. Tony remembered that he was missing something and went out to get it, taking a third pot with him. Scant moments later he reappeared with the dead goose and a pot half full with water. If he was going to handle 3 different types of meat, he'd need fresh water to wash his hands before handling new meat.
Tony noticed that the goose's head was still attached. He would have to change that quickly. He sat down by the fire and picked out a chopping board from his backpack and placed it on his legs, laying the goose on top of it, neck outstretched.
"There are ony 2 ironclad rules in my kitchen." Tony said to the knight. "First of all, don't get in my way when I'm cooking. Unless it's important."
He picked up one of his meat cleaver and carefully lined it up with the goose's neck.
"Second." He said, bringing the cleaver down with a weighty thunk. "Don't waste food."
Tony set the chopping board aside, severed head and all, and checked the fire. It was going strong, so it was time he started working. He extracted from his bag some kind of dark sauce, some vinegar, honey and various spices, including black pepper, salt, and garlic. He put it all in the smaller pot above the fire and stirred it around a little before turning to the oven. He picked up a few logs and a some dry twigs. Tony set the twigs down under the oven first and then carefully arranged the logs above the pile. Finally, he took a particularly long twig and set it alight with the cooking fire and set it under the logs with the rest of the twigs. He let that go and turned to the deer.
Tony took up his skinning knife, wiping it on his apron, before he turned it to the deer in front of him. As he did, his mind wandered as it often did during menial tasks. He found himself wondering about the deer's neck and decided to better acquaint himself with the person who'd made it.
"Hey, deer killer girl." He said as he began to skin the deer. "What's your name? How'd you bring this thing down?"
I'll be posting tomorrow. If I do a time skip to another town later are you all willing to go through with it if I warn you?
I still need Tony to cook, but after that I'm golden.
Tony was walking back to the city center. He'd gotten enough wood to cook a bear, plus a bit more for keeping the fire and a little more than that for cooking whatever else it was the others had picked up. He assumed that the rest would have small game, as he didn't think the rest would feel the need to show off like the demon and her accomplice. Speaking of which, the bearded man... Tony had definitely heard the phrase "demon powers", but he wasn't sure what that entailed. It didn't necessarily make him a demon, he could've made a demonic pact to gain demon powers, or maybe he was a half demon or something. He couldn't be sure what the man was, but it didn't really matter in the end. They were on the same side, for now, and the man's demon powers would only help Tony and crew to get to their eventual goal. So Tony, the great thinker as he was, decided to stop thinking about it. He had better things to do.
Tony entered the town the same way he'd left, close to the house he'd requisitioned to temporarily house his supplies. He considered using it to help prepare the meal he would set up but decided against it. While most of it was fine, the kitchen side of the house was mostly gone. The chimney was intact but the opening was too small to fit a good fire and cooking pot, so he'd have to relocate. Tony picked up his gear and slung it over his shoulder before moving out of the dilapidated house.
On arriving at the center of town, he noticed a few key things. A dead goose by the weird statue, alongside a headless bear. And finally, an apparently alive deer at the feet of the female knight. He took one look at the scene, eyed the others talking nonchalantly amongst themselves, and quietly sighed.
"You better have been planning to eat that." Tony said out loud.
He walked over to the bear corpse and took it by its hand with his unoccupied arm, dragging it over to a nearby house with a large smokestack. His suspicions were proven correct when he entered the house and noticed a large fire pit, a cooking fire pit if he ever saw one. And the house even came with a bonus oven, which would be very useful indeed. Tony set down the bear's headless corpse along with his equipment. He fished an apron out of the pile and fastened it to his body before taking his large cooking pot and several of his tools.
Tony exited the house and headed over to the fountain, washing his tools and hands before drawing some water for his pot.
"Hey, girl with the deer." He said to the female knight (@Hammerman) as he studied his knife. "You better sacrifice that thing already. Bring the body to me once you're done."
He put the lid on the pot and balanced his tools on it before picking up the stack of equipment.
"I'm going to cook up something nice so I'd appreciate it if you cut off the bits you can't eat." He said.
With that, he went off to the house he'd set up in and began his preparations.
Tony entered the town the same way he'd left, close to the house he'd requisitioned to temporarily house his supplies. He considered using it to help prepare the meal he would set up but decided against it. While most of it was fine, the kitchen side of the house was mostly gone. The chimney was intact but the opening was too small to fit a good fire and cooking pot, so he'd have to relocate. Tony picked up his gear and slung it over his shoulder before moving out of the dilapidated house.
On arriving at the center of town, he noticed a few key things. A dead goose by the weird statue, alongside a headless bear. And finally, an apparently alive deer at the feet of the female knight. He took one look at the scene, eyed the others talking nonchalantly amongst themselves, and quietly sighed.
"You better have been planning to eat that." Tony said out loud.
He walked over to the bear corpse and took it by its hand with his unoccupied arm, dragging it over to a nearby house with a large smokestack. His suspicions were proven correct when he entered the house and noticed a large fire pit, a cooking fire pit if he ever saw one. And the house even came with a bonus oven, which would be very useful indeed. Tony set down the bear's headless corpse along with his equipment. He fished an apron out of the pile and fastened it to his body before taking his large cooking pot and several of his tools.
Tony exited the house and headed over to the fountain, washing his tools and hands before drawing some water for his pot.
"Hey, girl with the deer." He said to the female knight (@Hammerman) as he studied his knife. "You better sacrifice that thing already. Bring the body to me once you're done."
He put the lid on the pot and balanced his tools on it before picking up the stack of equipment.
"I'm going to cook up something nice so I'd appreciate it if you cut off the bits you can't eat." He said.
With that, he went off to the house he'd set up in and began his preparations.
Say, what time is it IC?
@ArenaSnow I appreciate you not adding to Tony's workload but come on man, that was a perfectly good chicken...
@lord of Evil Actually I have to agree with @BKburke with tony telling the others. Tony does seem like the type to tell them. For now I'm using my power as GM to have Tony have no idea on this so we can get past this.
Tony's not one to act on suspicions anyway, so ok
Although I am curious about how you've come to that conclusion. Not like you have to tell me though.
@Lord of Evil
While I would normally say that it's your characater so that makes sense, in this kind of setting, your character would have no reason not to care or not to tell the others.
I mentioned before that the only thing Tony wants is the hero's head on a pike. Telling people that he has links with demons wouldn't have any benefit towards that goal.
I mean, come on man, someone with demon powers would only make the job easier. Why would he hamper that by adding unnecessary conflict?
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