Lucian

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HollywoodMole said
So... they both have stupid names?

No, they're both cesspits where terrible people congregate to pollute society, generally speaking.

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HollywoodMole said
What's wrong with TUmblr?

The same thing that's wrong with the Mos Eisley Cantina.

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HollywoodMole said
Sounds like you need a cure... It's called Tumblr.

A thousand times no.

Chik-fil-a just gave me a free meal

genghismike said
Just watch out for Lucian.You might get a surprise with your meal.

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HollywoodMole said
I did realize

Thank you. I was worried for a moment there.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I guess they do that when you show up dressed as Spider-Man.

The more you post, the more I want to bang you.

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HollywoodMole said
Fine! Grab something sharp and a cup of coffee or tea! Your preference.

Okay, I can't keep this up. This thread is a parody. I can't tell if you're just playing along or the joke went over your head.

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HollywoodMole said
Go to the nearest utility and or pet shop and get one!

But I'm afraid.

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HollywoodMole said
No, no! But... do you have your bat yet?

I don't own a bat.

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HollywoodMole said
Okay, first, grab a bat, second... stay awake for the next twelve hours, third, realize internet communities give bad adivce.

But, if I didn't come here and ask you guys for advice, how would I know how to handle the situation? I mean, it's not as if I have ulterior motives for posting a thread like this. I definitely don't just want to start a thread focused on me. Are you accusing me of that?