Lucian

If I were to do a spamfic...

Jorick said
Write a spamfic in the style of a mecha anime, where some people are pilots and others are the AI system in the mechas.Also make yourself a pilot and make Toellner your mecha, so that you can get all up in his cockpit. It's what he deserves for being a little shit in this thread.

This is the best idea I've heard in awhile. If Joe doesn't do it, I'm doing it.

Kill the person above you.

Beaten to death by a football mascot.

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of chip?

I like cheddar and sour cream potato chips dipped in sour cream and onion dip. Guilty pleasure.

As for chips a la carte I'm partial to salt and vinegar. I really enjoy the more potent brands.

Kill the person above you.

Ignored to the point of suicidal insanity by every being on Earth in a worldwide Illuminati-style cover up.

Kill the person above you.

idlehands said
What can I say? I know my victims. And do me now, kill me. Don't break the sequence.

Forced to serve as a brain dead zombie-thrall for centuries.

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
Tortured by a animatronic fox.Your frontal lobe was tasty.

Mauled by a bear.

Kill the person above you.

idlehands said
It would involve a lot of belt restraints, spiked instruments, and no lube.

You had me at belt restraints.

Kill the person above you.

Ironically consumed by grief and sadness and morphed into a horrible shadow of yourself. Then, killed by a magical girl.

Brace yourselves

Jorick said
Lucian, you are the worst sort of person. Get out.

That's going in my signature.

Azarthes said
last dance
beat to your own drummer

I see now.

Doivid said
Now here's the important question: where did you first come across this video?

You probably don't actually want to know.

Brace yourselves

Azarthes said
Your last chance

I blew it, didn't I?

Brace yourselves

Are you properly braced?