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'May I put it in your butt?' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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7 yrs ago
Calling all the cute twinks with loose morals and tight... pants. Ahem. MxM anyone?
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8 yrs ago
PSA: Your ideas aren't original. If you're doing it, it's already been done. Relax.
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8 yrs ago
Xenophobia and blatant racism aren't trendy, people.
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8 yrs ago
Why so damn DRAMATIC, people. It's Friday.
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Bio
About Me:
MxM pairing enthusiast: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
Aggressively picky: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
One-Trick Pony: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
Looking For: Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. No Fluff Zone
Character Traits I Love:
Male: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm not looking for a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
Young: Barely Legal for the win.
Emotional: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
Prone to Tears: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
Romantic: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
Naive: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
Inexperienced: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
Headstrong (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
Straight (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.
"He's a little older, but I think you'll like him! Plus, the pay will be fantastic. You should think about it!"
A little older is something of an understatement. Lucien au'Medici was already old when your great-grandparents were children. There aren't a lot of vampires his age still around, many having succumbed to the ambition of their enemies, the depths of their own insanity, and some simply having vanished, likely gone to ground to sleep away the millennia. One such recent disappearance is Lucien's sire, leaving Lucien in control of a vast inheritance of land, corporations, and material wealth, along with rivalries and debts owed that can't be repaid with money. Lucien studied at the shoulder of one of the greatest vampires of modern history though; he'll be able to handle whatever trials come his way.
There's a catch however - there's always a catch. Perhaps predicting that Lucien would dive headlong into business matters and never look up from the books again, his sire left a stipulation in his will: that Lucien would only retain control of the vast empire he'd inherited if he found someone to love, someone to share it with.
Of course, Lucien being Lucien, and being much too busy working to bother with affairs of the heart, pawned the responsibility off onto someone else. Empowering his personal assistant, Laura Chambers, to find someone suitable and offer them a generous stipend to pretend to be his paramour, a short-term solution that would keep his sire's nagging estate attorney off his back for the time being.
And who does Laura immediately turn to? Why, her best friend of course. And that would be you. A newly turned vampire with a pretty face and not much else. Your sire was something of a deadbeat, a no-account alley-lurker that stole your wallet and your life. And your shoes. Being perpetually eighteen and legally declared dead and buried doesn't bode well for your future prospects, so Laura's suggestion holds some appeal. Isn't dating-for-pay just a step away from being a prostitute though? What if he expects... you know? But there's only so long you can survive on room-temperature butcher's blood before insanity will take hold; you're no expert on the undead but you know that much. Maybe you'll take her up on the offer - what have you got to lose?
| Mature | MxM | PMs Only | 18+ | Romance | Insert other sketchy warnings here |
In this case, you want to go for the guilt-trip without sounding passive aggressive, or at least that's what I'd do. Hit them with the:
'I really enjoy playing with you, but I worry that you're not as into it as you could be. Your posts seem to end abruptly, and I can't help but feel like you're rushing through them to get to something else. Is this a bad time for the RP? I understand if so, we can table it until you're free to give it more attention.' /sad violin music
And if that doesn't work, bail. Because you can get new friends, man. You can't get back wasted time.
Make your next post about sitting across from her and declaring that you're not going to leave her and that you're going to sit right there silently until she speaks up.
If she doesn't speak, just post sitting there silently staring back again. It'll be boring as fuck but she can't say you're ignoring her AND it'll cost you the least amount of effort.
Forgive me if the answer to this is meant to be obvious, but is this RP about playing the gods themselves, or the mortals attached to them? You gave an example of a god, but not of a person, so that's why I asked. If it's about the gods, what will the RP consist of? If it's about the people - same question. Will they have already traversed the temples to collect a relic to receive powers from the gods, or will this small band of adventurers be out looking for the temples, or what? I'm interested, I'd just like a bit more clarification as to what it is I'm interested in.
Think 50 Shades of Grey meets Ready Player One. Yes, I am about that trashy-romance, ultra-nerd life. Basic premise is that a reclusive game dev invites a player of no specific qualifications to be the sole participant in the closed Beta of a new game. When they meet, the chemistry between them is electric, but can their individual demons stop plaguing them long enough for them to come together, or will it be Game Over before it even begins? (Based loosely on Bazan Kay's novel, 'Filthy Casuals' which is amazing and yet remarkably unknown.)
Looking for someone to play the lucky gamer drawn into the dev's machinations. Looking for a character that is masculine, assertive, and extroverted but still young and idealistic and cute. Cute is a must. Shy, wimpy, anime-obsessed types need not apply.
| Mature | MxM | PMs Only | 18+ | Romance | Insert other sketchy warnings here |
Premise: You met him on summer vacation in Marseilles; the tour-guide sat the two of you next to each other on the bus and you clicked immediately. The two of you hung out every day, visiting landmarks, backpacking in the mountains, sampling local fare. He took your hand in a busy crowd one day to keep you close; it was super casual. You shared a twin bed after a mix up at a hostel; it was super warm. He kissed your tears during a tragic indie movie; it was super sweet. All good things must come to an end. He lives on the opposite side of the Atlantic from you; he has a fiance back home, you have freshman orientation at the college of your dreams. You have seven days left before your return flight leaves; you have seven days to love.
Looking For: 18 year old male, romantic, cute.
How this Works: 7 posts. Not 6, not 8. It's a countdown to the end. I'll post what happens on the 1st day, you take the second, and so on until the end. It's more of a very short story than a roleplay session; PM if you're interested in taking a stroll through some feels. Serious inquiries only, I only want to do this once & I want to do it right.
| Mature | 18+ | MxM | Romance | PMs Only | Insert other sketchy warnings here |
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About Me:
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[*][b]MxM pairing enthusiast[/b]: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
[*][b]Aggressively picky[/b]: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
[*][b]One-Trick Pony[/b]: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
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Looking For:
Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. [color=E2CC14]No Fluff Zone[/color]
Character Traits I Love:
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[*][b]Male[/b]: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm [u]not looking for[/u] a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
[*][b]Young[/b]: Barely Legal for the win.
[*][b]Emotional[/b]: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
[*][b]Prone to Tears[/b]: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
[*][b]Romantic[/b]: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
[*][b]Naive[/b]: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
[*][b]Inexperienced[/b]: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
[*][b]Headstrong[/b] (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
[*][b]Straight[/b] (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.[/list]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/I6aNEcc.png" /><br><br>About Me:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">MxM pairing enthusiast</span>: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Aggressively picky</span>: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.</li><li><span class="bb-b">One-Trick Pony</span>: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.</li></ul><br><br>Looking For:<br>Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. <font color="#e2cc14">No Fluff Zone</font><br><br>Character Traits I Love:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">Male</span>: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm <span class="bb-u">not looking for</span> a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Young</span>: Barely Legal for the win.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Emotional</span>: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Prone to Tears</span>: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Romantic</span>: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Naive</span>: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Inexperienced</span>: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Headstrong</span> (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Straight</span> (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.</li></ul></div>
