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'May I put it in your butt?' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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'May I put it in your butt?' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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7 yrs ago
Calling all the cute twinks with loose morals and tight... pants. Ahem. MxM anyone?
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8 yrs ago
PSA: Your ideas aren't original. If you're doing it, it's already been done. Relax.
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8 yrs ago
Xenophobia and blatant racism aren't trendy, people.
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8 yrs ago
Why so damn DRAMATIC, people. It's Friday.
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Bio
About Me:
MxM pairing enthusiast: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
Aggressively picky: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
One-Trick Pony: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
Looking For: Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. No Fluff Zone
Character Traits I Love:
Male: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm not looking for a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
Young: Barely Legal for the win.
Emotional: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
Prone to Tears: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
Romantic: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
Naive: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
Inexperienced: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
Headstrong (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
Straight (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.
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About Me:
[list]
[*][b]MxM pairing enthusiast[/b]: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
[*][b]Aggressively picky[/b]: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
[*][b]One-Trick Pony[/b]: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
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Looking For:
Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. [color=E2CC14]No Fluff Zone[/color]
Character Traits I Love:
[list]
[*][b]Male[/b]: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm [u]not looking for[/u] a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
[*][b]Young[/b]: Barely Legal for the win.
[*][b]Emotional[/b]: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
[*][b]Prone to Tears[/b]: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
[*][b]Romantic[/b]: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
[*][b]Naive[/b]: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
[*][b]Inexperienced[/b]: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
[*][b]Headstrong[/b] (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
[*][b]Straight[/b] (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.[/list]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/I6aNEcc.png" /><br><br>About Me:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">MxM pairing enthusiast</span>: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Aggressively picky</span>: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.</li><li><span class="bb-b">One-Trick Pony</span>: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.</li></ul><br><br>Looking For:<br>Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. <font color="#e2cc14">No Fluff Zone</font><br><br>Character Traits I Love:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">Male</span>: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm <span class="bb-u">not looking for</span> a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Young</span>: Barely Legal for the win.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Emotional</span>: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Prone to Tears</span>: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Romantic</span>: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Naive</span>: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Inexperienced</span>: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Headstrong</span> (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Straight</span> (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.</li></ul></div>