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'May I put it in your butt?' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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7 yrs ago
Calling all the cute twinks with loose morals and tight... pants. Ahem. MxM anyone?
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8 yrs ago
PSA: Your ideas aren't original. If you're doing it, it's already been done. Relax.
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8 yrs ago
Xenophobia and blatant racism aren't trendy, people.
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8 yrs ago
Why so damn DRAMATIC, people. It's Friday.
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Bio
About Me:
MxM pairing enthusiast: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
Aggressively picky: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
One-Trick Pony: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
Looking For: Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. No Fluff Zone
Character Traits I Love:
Male: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm not looking for a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
Young: Barely Legal for the win.
Emotional: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
Prone to Tears: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
Romantic: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
Naive: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
Inexperienced: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
Headstrong (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
Straight (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.
I'm sure I've been here before or someplace eerily like it, many years ago. But now that my schedule has freed up some, I'm here (or I'm back) and I'm interested in some cooperative writing. I like original settings/characters, playing morally corrupt antagonists, and putting characters into situations they can't shoot their way out of. Here's hoping there's at least one person out there looking for a bad guy.
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About Me:
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[*][b]MxM pairing enthusiast[/b]: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.
[*][b]Aggressively picky[/b]: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.
[*][b]One-Trick Pony[/b]: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.
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Looking For:
Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. [color=E2CC14]No Fluff Zone[/color]
Character Traits I Love:
[list]
[*][b]Male[/b]: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm [u]not looking for[/u] a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.
[*][b]Young[/b]: Barely Legal for the win.
[*][b]Emotional[/b]: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.
[*][b]Prone to Tears[/b]: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.
[*][b]Romantic[/b]: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.
[*][b]Naive[/b]: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.
[*][b]Inexperienced[/b]: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.
[*][b]Headstrong[/b] (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.
[*][b]Straight[/b] (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.[/list]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/I6aNEcc.png" /><br><br>About Me:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">MxM pairing enthusiast</span>: I don't often find the portrayal of tops to my liking, so I almost always play the top because nothing can tank a good story like a lukewarm seme.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Aggressively picky</span>: I get an ideal in mind every time I start a new roleplay session and if the story begins to deviate too far from that ideal, I'd rather end it early than wind up in a situation in which I'm logging in and dreading having to come up with a post.</li><li><span class="bb-b">One-Trick Pony</span>: Wealthy, jealous, sadistic, cold, romantic 22-35 year old male top/seme. I do it often, I do it well, please don't ask me to play anything else. You'd be surprised perhaps at the variations that can be worked into a Stereotypical Alpha Male, I've never played the same character twice but they can all be summed up this same way.</li></ul><br><br>Looking For:<br>Casual/Advanced writer that doesn't count paragraphs and recognizes that quantity =/= quality and that filling paragraphs with inconsequential fluff is a waste of effort and waste of time, both mine and theirs. Proofreading is essential; make certain that each sentence deserves its place. Write with a knife; cut anything that doesn't make the grade. You'll trash a lot of work you put into the pose but at the end of the day, I don't want to be bored and my ideal partner doesn't want to bore me. <font color="#e2cc14">No Fluff Zone</font><br><br>Character Traits I Love:<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><span class="bb-b">Male</span>: Not just genetically male, but also mentally masculine. Bottoms do not need to be girls-that-pee-standing-up. That said, I'm <span class="bb-u">not looking for</span> a burly auto-mechanic either; macho men do nothing for me as a writer.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Young</span>: Barely Legal for the win.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Emotional</span>: The more so, the better. Emotional outpourings, emotional outbursts, I love it. Anger or happiness or sadness or excitement, I love it all.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Prone to Tears</span>: Probably my favorite personality trait in a character, don't judge me. Whether it's getting teary-eyed or full-on waterworks, tears just make me want to cuddle a character and then do bad, bad things to them.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Romantic</span>: I could probably romance a character that wasn't romantic, but why would I want to? Without this we're going nowhere, fast.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Naive</span>: Characters that don't see the inevitable headed in their direction are so much fun to spring naughty surprises on.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Inexperienced</span>: Mandatory. PM if you're curious about details on this one.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Headstrong</span> (Sort of): Characters that always say yes are boring, I have no interest in them. Characters that always say no and mean it are discouraging, I have no interest in them. Characters that tend to say no but can then be cuddled/caressed/harassed into saying yes are my favorite.</li><li><span class="bb-b">Straight</span> (Sort of): This ties into the inexperienced preference, PM for details if curious.</li></ul></div>