Marik

XCOM Enemy Unknown Season 1: The Coming Storm

It was very interesting that the Captain would pick an officer so quickly. Dean could only assume that the very best candidate out of the squad was picked for such a position. There was no envy here; leadership wasn’t exactly a skill in this blonde’s possession. No, he was far more comfortable waiting for and completing orders. It wasn’t the most glamorous, but it surly helped quell any surge of bravado or idiocy in terms of Dean stepping in and suggesting that maybe everyone wasn’t on top of their game after a long tiring flight. But boy, could Sargent Feng chew out with the best of them. Clearly a man with that many injuries lacked the patience for new recruits. He looked more like a mangy guard dog than anything, but anyone who could live through what it looks like Feng’s been through must either be lucky, or skilled. Although the more he thought about it, would he consider being stationed here an insult? Serving with a high probability of death only to be sent to some undercooked organization… who would have thunk it?

Hm, this was going to be a long operation, wasn’t it? A long, boring operation that couldn’t live up to the high expectations some of the squad expected. Fantastic. Maybe escorting scientists around places with “alien activity” wouldn’t be that bad. Sure, it was rather unlikely that there’d be any fighting, but all that left was boring hours looking at a whole lot of nothing. Ah well, no use complaining. Rifling through his newly acquired bag, Dean held his attention on whatever he could find, choosing to study the contents so he wouldn’t have to go over them later. The PDA was a bit prehistoric, and there was a hunch that the included email address wouldn’t be used for anything personal. The information it contained about how the operation would conduct itself was the most important, so Dean began to read over that while the authority filed out.

Spam Game: Mutated Genes (OOC)

Base Animal: Elephant

Appearance: One big wrinkly fucker.

Upgrades: Add Limb- An elephant penis right under the trunk.

Abilities: N/A

Resistance: 20

hwat

Larfleeze said
:/
#BringBackBenoit

In retrospect I feel really bad for making that comment. But not as bad as putting your own child in the crippler crossface.

HollywoodMole said
H-how di-d they even let them make that? Like, I understand what it means but What?

I don’t understand, do you lack a sense of humor?

hwat

Chris Benoit did it better.

Seeing Tons of "First Day of Xth Grade" Posts on Facebook...

Happy year anniversary of my dad asking me why I don’t have a job yet. Yay.

Never had the courage to watch a comedy anime...suggest something.

I got some good laughs out of Gurren Lagann, but it’s more dramatic than comedic so I don’t know how high it’d be on your watch list.

Fallout: The Long Haul (ALWAYS OPEN TO NEW PLAYERS)

Well, now I feel like a shit for suggesting a coup d'état. I’ll just sit in the corner until the GM gets back.

Tries to find pictures for female characters

Azarthes said
How are you gonna get any popularity then?

I know, I destined to be a huge nerd for life. :(

Kaga said
Add "average" to your search terms, maybe?

Maybe. I’m starting to think I should just write up a character description, even though I prefer pictures. Like, I’m trying to find someone for a Fallout RP. In the wasteland you’re going to look dirty and roughed up from years of wear and tear, and I can’t seem to find anything like that. I’m not exactly sure what to add in the search conditions either.

Grif of Hearts said
Decent female characters are relatively easy to find. You might have to wade through a lot of sexualised pictures to get a decent one but at least they exist. Ever try looking for decent pictures of male characters in a ? I'm convinced that there are a grand total of three pictures on the internet that fit that criteria.

Hm. Now that I think about it, I don’t really play male characters as much as I do female. It was in my opinion that it was easier to find male characters, but that’s most likely do to what I just said, that I don’t play them much.

Rare said
I say that you should look at Deviantart or some other art site and search for average women there.

Never really trusted Deviantart, but I’ll give it a look.

Tries to find pictures for female characters

Sifts through a sea of “sexy” pictures and super models. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I don’t want my characters looking like the hottest thing since the sun. I much prefer to have characters that look like normal people and not big tited bimbo's or like they just came off a New York runway.

Salaryman Man

Look at that fuckin’ business man.