Marik

got a pound of beef jerky next to me

Let me wet that dry meat with my mouth

I’ll wet your whistle

Paladin Foster

I miss that guy. Maybe he finally got a girlfriend and no longer needs the babby blanket that is spam.

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Overwatch said
Uhuh. Don't think anybody's ever seen Marik to judge on that.

I put some pictures up on oldguild and I went on camera a few times on that chat site spam sometimes uses.
And don’t worry bb. There’s always a special place in my heart for you.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Marik has an inner beauty that surpasses your superficial standards of the outward appearance.

None the less, I’m most def passable; I got people thinking I’m a girl all the time. It’s actually started being a running joke in my family because it happens so much… if only they knew that I enjoyed it. My face is pretty feminine and I’ve also got this long flowing blonde hair that I shit you not, a girl in my senior class said it was better than hers.

Overwatch said
Why is this a thread about Marik now?

I dunno. The topic evolved past the OP I guess.

Overwatch said
Pssh, Marik is cool. Beautiful is a weird phrase to use on a mind.

Eh, I do want to be liked for my body too. You gotta see both half’s to get the whole, you dig?

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D is for double post.

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Hank said
On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?

Nope, that Bailey Jay, a trans porn star. Because when I look at my avatar, I think it needs more trappy goodness to spice up the place. I’m flattered that you’d think that was me though. If I wasn’t living with my parents, I’d probably be more into makeup and whatnot.

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Yeah yeah, it was just an option, I don’t want to preoccupy you if you have better things to do.

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When I went out to the store, I didn’t expect this thread to go in the direction it went. That’s right fuckers, fight over the D. Earn your share.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
wat

Well, seeing how there’s nobody else here, I can have my way with you without negative consequences… That’s how these threads work right?

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So is that a yes or a no for the sex, and remember, no means yes.

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I’ll put you down.