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Current All I've heard is bad things about it but I'm willing to give it a solid chance. Still, it's REALLY funny to me that the soundtrack for it has heavy metal. Everything in me says that shouldn't be, lol
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My sister sent me a message saying "I got you a rare Fallout game!" only to send me a picture of her holding a copy of Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel. šŸ˜­ SHE PAID 70 DOLLARS FOR IT.
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Grif of Hearts said
Redneck Simulator sounds like a good buy.Why not get that?


Ah yes, surely I'll hunt all the ducks this way. I can already feel the white trashyness in my bloodstream.

Wait... Holy shit, Grif? How's it been going dude? Have you just come back, or am I just crazy?

Hank said
Too bad you're using a 360. If you were a PC gamer, you could have played any of the several thousand free-to-play MMOs out there to keep you busy.


My computer's not great, I'd only be able to play those on the lowest settings I bet. Still, is there anything amazing that you had in mind, or were you just making a general statement on MMO's?
So I was perusing the GameStop website when I found this little gem.

Looks great. 10/10, canā€™t wait for the game of the year edition.

For real though, the reason why Iā€™m on the GameStop website is because Iā€™ve gotten a bit of money for my birthday and Iā€™m looking for something to hold me over until the new Dragon Age comes out. The problem is, Iā€™m not really seeing anything that piques my interest, and even then Iā€™m not sure itā€™ll last me the month and a half I have to wait. It doesnā€™t really help that Iā€™m also looking for something with a character creator, which narrows down potential products. And it almost feels like Iā€™ve played everything that lets you create your character, examples being Skyrim, Oblivion, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, the Saints Row games, the Mass Effect trilogy, Dragon Age Origins and 2, Dragons Dogma, Dark Souls 1 and 2, and the Fable trilogy. So tell me spam, what are some worthwhile games for the 360? Itā€™s a plus if it lets you create your character, but if it has really great gameplay, itā€™ll probably keep my interest as well.


Oh yeah, it feels so good being 19

I can feel the responsibly seep into my very being
let's get spooky in this shitpost
or maybe you could

um

not leave your stuff laying around where thieves have free access?
In Paladin Foster 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Smiral said
remember that time Pally said that he, Nargle, and I should totally have a Homestuck themed threesome


Wow. Thatā€™sā€¦ I mean, I totally had a crush on you, but I never took it THAT far. Fuck, now Iā€™m imagining Pally smearing gray paint on his naked body, trying to make the sexiest come hither look but he canā€™t quite nail it. Shit.
Weā€™re one step away from just making a porn movie.
Penultimate_Pi said
Holy wall of text, Batman!I feel like you could benefit from using paragraphs a bit more, if you would kindly. Makes it far less of an eyesore to try and read (at least on my part, I dunno how many others I can vouch for).


Sorry about that. Just edited in paragraphs, and I'll make sure to use 'em more often.
Got that post up. Hopefully an attempt to rally the people together that goes smoothly, although I can think of a few people with other plans.
Balalaika couldnā€™t help but sigh at her wasted attempts at friendliness; the deaf who strode up the mountain trail seemed content in their abilities with little room for future alliances, at least not with the likes or her today. The rat man on the other handā€¦ that might be a different story. He spoke in a childish way, although seeming to get answers from the so called Supreme Commander Baā€™al. ā€œQuite the charismatic one, arenā€™t you?ā€ The blonde said with hints of sarcasm in her voice. ā€œI am Balalaikaā€¦ and itā€™s both a pleasure and a surprise to meet one such as you my furry friend. None the less, my offering of supplies goes out to you as well, so long as you plan to hunt the dragon.ā€

Balalaika would follow along the decrepit monster and do the same as everyone else, eventually convening at the crowd that gathered around the sentient feline. With all these hands available, surly the group would be able to succeed in their task at hand, but overall everyone seemed scattered and unorganized. Now having welcome downtime both a cigar and lighter were produced from the bag on Balalaikaā€™s back. She wasnā€™t able to take a nice smoke since back on earth, and this seemed like as good a time as any. The nicotine proved to calm and clarify, at the expense of anyone around who didnā€™t find joy in its smoky embrace. Sensing protest, she moved over to the outskirts of the group while also keeping clear of Kane, who peered eerily in her direction. She looked at him for a brief moment and then paid him no mind. After a few minutes of smoking and thinking, Balalaika put out the cigar on the underside of her boot, and approached the group once more.

In a loud commanding tone, ā€œExcuse me ladies and gentleman. Iā€™d hate to remind you, but we do have to go through a few weeks of this shit, and the longer we mill about here, the less time weā€™ll have to rest in the city before the next challenge. Iā€™ve personally never fought a dragon before, but if itā€™s as much of a threat as itā€™s been made out to be, the best chance we have is to go all out in a coordinated strike. If we can ambush it, that would be even better. I am Balalaika, and as a former Captain in the Soviet Armed Forces, it would be an honor to lead once more into glorious battle, and even greater to have a team of strong soldiers behind me. So tell me, are any of you prepared to fill those roles? To earn the right out of this God-Forsaken place and make it back home? I think you are, because if weā€™ve made it this far separated, just think about what power weā€™d have together! I say we march up that mountain right now and show that dragon that weā€™re even greater than legendary!ā€

As Balalaika gave her speech, Kane nearly felt empathy for the girl. He wondered how she got those scars that littered her body. Heā€™d have to ask later. All this talk of dragons was getting the masked man antsy. But if killing one was what it took to make it out of this place, Kane would comply, and then strangle whoever it was that sent him here. Of course the only person he could think of was his brother in this case, but if that were so than why was everyone else here? It could be that this world was some sort of hell for the damned, but that might be too good to be true. That thought sent an unseen smile across Kaneā€™s face, but it was a fleeing happiness. Why would they have goals to complete if this was a plane of insanity? No, this was a competition of sorts, and much like acquiring the title belt, theyā€™d have to take out quite a few big names to do it. There would be alliances made and broken, betrayals, hardships, and if it all didnā€™t take place in a ring, Kane could have sworn he was back in the WWF.

So, would he join up in this womanā€™s makeshift army? The answer was yes, it felt like the most advantageous decision at the time, and if things changed later, he could always brake off on his own or team up with others. Taking his electrolarynx up to his damaged vocal cords, Kane gave a response in an emotionless mechanical voice. ā€œI will lend your cause the powers of the devil himself to destroy the dragon. When Iā€™m done with it, the beast shall burn in hell.ā€
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