I sexually identify as a shitposter. Ever since I was a serious poster I dreamed of spamming ironic memes and posting copypastas. Moderators message me saying that shitposting is against the rules and they'll ban me, but I don't care, they're Nazis. I'm having the Chinese take ownership of my alt accounts, spam multiple threads for me, and hide my IP address behind several proxies. From now on I want you guys to call me "#Swagefrog" and respect my right to funpost above all and funpost needlessly. If you report me you're just mad cuz rekt and need to check to see if you've been posting memes lately.
See, this is what we’re talking about here. It's this kind of stuff that needs to go.
This is now a Costanza thread.
So I had to google that, mostly due to the fact that I was born in 1995 and am unaware of Seinfeld, so you have no power over me.