The Lanterns
Sapporo, Japan. City Center
"So, we're going to be doing this the hard way, yes?" The metal man said.
"I am Deaths Head. I think it's always appropriate to let my prey know who it is that's going to be bringing them in." The laser cannon in his hand glowed again.
"The only question is how warm you are going to be when you are brought in. Usual body temperature? Or extra crispy...?"Hal was up on his feet quickly. He looked around at the others. The barman had already dived down, while the rest of the people in here were a little too inebriated to really care and... Damn he really wanted to watch Robocop right now... No, stay focussed. In a flash of green light, his suit came on, Sinestro followed them, his skin turning rose and his Gold Lantern outfit appearing on.
"Oh, Sinestro?" Deaths Head said, realizing exactly who it was.
"Been a while. Last time i worked with you was that nasty business with Atrocitus. He did not go down easy, you remember yes?-" At that point, Sinestro burst towards him in a flash of gold light and with one powerful, solid gold left hook, sent Deaths Head flying straight across the street and into a closed flower shop.
"Friend of yours?" Hal asked. Sinestro turned around with a look of purest thunder.
"OoOoOoOoh! Sorry i asked." Hal said, waving his hands condescendingly.
"Are you competent enough?" Sinestro asked. Hal looked at his hands.
"I got 2 hands, 1 ring and one alien jerk to punch into next week!" Hal said, stumbling a little from all the booze he had consumed.
"Although when we get home, i am showing you Robocop and you are GOING to like it." He then flew out and floated just above the street to see Deaths Head slowly pick himself up and fix his jaw.
"A little unsportsmanlike of you, yes?" He asked.
"Alright, extra crispy it is." He pointed the gun at Hal and a purple blast of energy shot out. Hal instinctively shot his hand out and a green bank vault door appeared to intercept the blast. The vault door exploded and the shards of green construct flew past Hal.
"Impressive" Deaths Head laughed.
"TAKE THIS YOU METAL TIC-TAC!!!" He yelled, the ring creating an A-10 Thunderbolt on each of his arms and he pointed them at Deaths Head, before the distinctive
BRRRRRRT!!! Rang out through the streets and green bullets began spraying Deaths Head. The Robot man then rocketted into the air with the boosters in his boots. Hal was far too drunk to effectively track his shots. But it was keeping him on the move. Deaths Head dodging left and right, keeping moving and taking advantage of the inebriated humans state.
Meanwhile, Sinestro was watching from the street bellow while May was helping people to safety.
"What are you waiting for, Sinestro, get in there!" She asked him. She only had her side arm on her and she knew enough to know that it would do nothing against that alien cyborg.
"Look at Green Lantern for a second..." Sinestro said.
"I've not see him do that before."As Deaths Head dodged some more of the shots, he put the laser cannon away and his other hand turned into a mass of blades that began to spin. He then launched himself towards Hal at Breakneck speed. As he did, the A-10's on Hals wrist suddenly had large chainsaw blades shoot out of them for Hal to bring up and block the the spinning blade from Deaths Head, then swinging the chainsaw Warthog on his left arm to block the incoming Mace from Deaths Head's right arm. The blades revved loudly, but they were unable to cut through Deaths Heads thick armour. A comically large boot then appeared on the end of Hals foot as he reared it back, before delivering a devastating shot between Deaths Heads legs, right into the crotch. A loud
CLANG! rang out and he was pushed up a few meters in the air, but Deaths Head looked down at Hal, slightly confused.
"BAD FORM, HUMAN LANTERN!!!" He roared.
"Don't believe that Star Trek crap about Human Valor, when it comes down to a fight, we do what it takes to win." He said, dancing from side to side in the air with the chainsaw A-10s.
"An almost admirable trait." His blades began to spin again.
"Almost..." He said, before launching at him again, as he did, Hal flew backwards and the ring created a large, green human in front of him. On the ground, May facepalmed as she watched the sight.
"Did he just make a Construct Captain Kirk?" Sinestro looked at her as the pair helped get people out of the line of fire. Sinestro was only half helping, mostly just watching how Hal handled himself in this drunken state. As the Kirk construct appeared, he locked his fingers together and in one powerful double-axehandle strike, sent Deaths Head plummeting to the ground. Sinestro watched and nodded approvingly. before the giant Kirk Construct rocketted towards the ground for a double-stomp straight ontop of Deaths Head. Tarmac cracked and rubble flew out. The Kirk Construct then shattered again, as Deaths Head punched his way up through it and rocketted towards Hal. Hal tried to create a large shield in front of him, but Deaths Head broke straight through it with his mace, before swinging again towards Hals face. Hal created another shield, but the mace shattered it again, bashing Hal straight across the jaw and sending him spinning towards the ground. A large green trampolene appeared just in time to catch Hal, however, it bounded him straight off and he hit his head on the ground. Deaths Head slowly descended to the ground towards Hal.
"Now, it would have been just so much easier to agree to hand over the ring, yes?" He asked, walking towards Hal as he slowly tried to get to his feet.
"Oooooooh" He groaned, stumbling to his feet.
"ngy Jaw..." He grounded, trying not to move his jaw too much. Deaths Heads spinning blades turned back into his hand and he grabbed Hal by the back of his head and smashed it into a wall, A construct of a big pillow appeared in front of his face before e hit the wall.
"The ring in my hand and the pain stops." Deaths Head growled
"Show we the way chu home..." Hal slowly started singing, another smash into the wall beside the pillow, but the pillow moved to once again absorb the impact.
"um tiyad ans i wannu go za bed..." Deaths Heads Mace turned into a second hand, he then pushed Hals face into the pillow with one hand and grabbed Hals ring hand with the other, trying to crush it, but the ring glowed and a large shark burst out of it and chomped down on Deaths Head's head. Deaths Head fell backwards, wrestling with the construct
"GET THIS INFERNAL AMPHIBIAN OFF OF ME!!!" He roared, throwing it to the side where the Shark flopped about for a few seconds before smashing into green shards. As Deaths Head rolled over to get away from it, he suddenly felt something in the back of his head.
"Shows over, Robot-head." Hal grinned. Deaths Head slowly got to his feet, he then turned around slowly to see that Hal was no longer in his Green Lantern outfit and the ring was no longer glowing.
"I think not..." Deaths Head grinned.
"Suit yourself" Hal then tried to create something, but nothing happened. He tried it again and again, before looking down at himself.
"Ah..." He groaned.
"Ah indeed..." Deaths Head grinned, getting the laser cannon from his back again and pointing it at Hal's chest.
"So, you surrender, yes?" He asked. At that point, a large golden fist sent Deaths Head flying. Sinestro floated over to Hal.
"What was the first thing i told you about being a Lantern?" He asked.
"Charge the damn ring?" Hal replied. Sinestro nodded.
"Go help May, i'll deal with Deaths Head. You've weakened him enough that i should be able to take him from here." At that point, Deaths Head shot into the air, screaming audibly as a glowing red aura seemed to be around his head. The pair looked to see Dex-Starr currently latched on and slashing him over and over with his claws.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" Was all they could hear in the distance. Sinestro launched himself towards Deaths Head, a large golden clamp grabbing him around the torso and keeping his eyes bound to his side while Dex-Starr continued to attack the face.
"Yield and i will call off the feline." Sinestro said.
"DEATHS HEAD YIELDS TO NO-ONE!!!" He roared as the claws continued to slash back and forth across his face.
"I WI-EEEEEEEEE" As he yelled, Dex created a clamp that forced Deaths Heads jaw open and all of the claws latched straight onto Deaths Heads tongue.
"SURRENDER!!!" Dex roared in his demonic voice.
"I think you'd better do what the cat wants." Sinestro laughed.
"U URRUNUR U URRUNRUR!!!!!" He roared while the cat, literally, had his tongue. Sinestro looked at Dex, who let go and slowly floated way. Sinestro slowly reeled in Deaths Head.
"Good job..." He mumbled.