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Makesh shense, right?
*Plays a very brief jingle that sounds like the kind of tune you’d hear after a gag in an old cartoon*
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Makesh shense, right?
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What can I say? Comes with the territory!
*Rolls an apple across my shoulders, down my arm, and then tosses it into my mouth, downing it in one bite*
Zhat shaid, being parcth of my charasher givesh me a lo of leeway.
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It's kind of funny you ask, but the long and short of it is that if it's not entertaining, my contracts get canceled, I get to do even less, and we all end up with a sad Surprise!.
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You’ve caught on to my scheme! I can’t just poof up anything I want out there—that would be deus ex machina and a terrible writing practice.
*Karate chops into my open palm with each word*
It has to be thematic. It has to be clever. It has to be interesting.
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Yeah, so—
*Closes the camcorder*
Great question! No. Well, kinda yes. It’s complicated.
*Lifts my hand and pinches my fingers in a smooth motion, like pinning an object to a cork board*
I can only do that if it’s convenient and almost makes sense.
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How about noir?
*Pulls out a handheld camcorder with an integrated display that supports a surprisingly high resolution and flips through several clips*
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Yeah! What kind of genres do you like?
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Now I’m just buzzing with all kinds of ideas. Imagine all the cool shots!
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That’s a music video right there!
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Ooh, you could mount a camera to your head and get a first-person shot! That’d be super!