<Snipped quote by Etcetera>
Alioth: JUST SO YOU KNOW BEN, MY COMMUNICATION ABILITIES ARE EXTREMEMLY LIMITED WHEN INTERVENING IN SUCH LOWER DIMENSIONS AS YOUR UNIVERSE, AND ONLY ABLE TO REALLY EXERT AUTONOMY WHEN THE TESSERACT IS PUSHED TO REALITY BENDING EXTREMES, SO WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK FOR LONG, BUT BASICALLY --
Soldier Boy: You plucked me... hick! from my world, and dropped me in this storm of utter refuse without much explaining right?
Alioth: I... EH... YOU ARE ALREADY TOO DRUNK RIGHT? YOU'LL SOON SEE THE REASONS WHY...
*The pilot announces that we docked and that we may disembark, while the rest of the soldiers just look like they've seen a ghost when looking at the three of us*
*Stares*
I apologize for the interruption. We may proceed.