<Snipped quote by Memory>
A soldier's gotta keep up his calory intakes now doesn't he? Also... this alien meat stuff smells not entirely dissimilar to pork... huh...
Waiter: Indeed sir, the Bulvonian beast is an animal that shares in the dna of Terran swine quite a lot, despite it being more the size of ten Terran whales on land...
*Pauses for a moment to give thanks in the presence of the waiter before taking a sip of water*