<Snipped quote by Meta>
I'm talking about several lifetimes of study if you're looking to learn everything I can teach you. It would be better if you had a specific goal to work towards, so you can learn what you need for that. For example, "classical" biology would teach you the workings of most things, but not special things like you and your siblings. Then again, I'm still working on that part, myself, so...
Anyway, the point is that if you want specific knowledge, I can tell you that more easily, but if you just want to go ham at it, I can let you into that section of my library and you can study as much as you want.
Hmmm... I have a question. If you already spent all that time learning everything, why can't you teach it faster than you learned it yourself?