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Joined: 8 yrs ago
Posts: 489 ( / day)
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Recent Statuses

3 yrs ago

I'd like to roll to seduce that T-Rex

2 likes

6 yrs ago

Evil Dead taught me not to trust tree's

1 like

6 yrs ago

It doesn't have Lizardmen making out with Human women, 0/10

1 like

8 yrs ago

Da-na na, na, na. Another one in the trash. Another one goes and another one dies, another one in the trash.

2 likes

8 yrs ago

"I can smell you."-Morgan Freeman, hunting his Prey

10 likes

Bio

27yrs old, Male.

Content level
18+
I don't do Human x Human because I roleplay to get AWAY from normalcy, not recreate it. 

- Aristocles
- Buddha/Odin
- DeadDrop


Have you ever
Ever felt like this?
How strange things happen
Are you going round the twist?

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Visitor Messages

AlternateMan 5 yrs ago

HeLlO tHeRe

Metadude 4 yrs ago

G E N E R A L K E N O B I

Laurelin 6 yrs ago

Yo man, you alive or? hope you've had a great Christmas, and also happy new year- cheers!

Metadude 6 yrs ago

I'm alive, thank you for the well wishes

Jurassic Weeb 6 yrs ago

"Yes! The Aztec speaks for all of us!"

Or Dutch-Irish... or Aboriginal Australian... or whatver your ancestry may be. 

Metadude 6 yrs ago

I'll eat the IndoRaptor too - that long nailed fuck has nothing on me

XD
Jurassic Weeb 6 yrs ago

Jesus, man. You sound an awful lot like the Indoraptor with that statement.
Metadude 6 yrs ago

If it has a pulse, I will kill and eat it - not always in that exact order

Jurassic Weeb 6 yrs ago

And just because I'm me...

And before you ask, I only found this thanks to TV Tropes.

Metadude 6 yrs ago

It could be worse...
I mean, imagine what this place would look like if I didn't stick loosely to the rules ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jurassic Weeb 6 yrs ago

The internet is truly a frightening place.
Metadude 6 yrs ago

0/10, prefer reverse genders when it comes to Dino's

lol

Enarr 6 yrs ago

Make RolePlayerGuild weird again.

Metadude 6 yrs ago

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Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Then warn us about taipans, brown snakes, tiger snakes & other real life beasties! 
On a related note, you Aussies got the "bear" part wrong. If I get mauled by a drop lion I'm coming after you personally. 

Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

The tourist bureau must get a lot of mileage out of that one. Forgot the crocodiles and giant lizards, though.
Metadude 7 yrs ago

Here you go then> youtube.com/watch?v=kdihHnaOQsk

XD

Laurelin 7 yrs ago

*Pssst, Pssst* Hey~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Metadude 7 yrs ago

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Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Well, whatever floats your boat, man. *adds Yuko to waifu harem*

Thoughts on The Stinger?

Metadude 7 yrs ago

I don't really even remember the after credits scene lol

Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Gotta ask out of curiosity: do you find Yuko waifu-able?

Metadude 7 yrs ago

Shall do, Marvel pretty much conditioned me to do that for any film with sequels in the works ha ha
Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Word of advice, my dude: stick around after the credits when you do watch. ;)
Metadude 7 yrs ago

Have yet to watch it, decided to hold off when I realized there's some stuff on Ebay I need to stay awake for - so will be watching that as I beg for death while my brain attempts to destroy itself

Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

Try it. I dare you.

Metadude 7 yrs ago

Your spaghet begged for me to stop, they were delicious
Jurassic Weeb 7 yrs ago

NOT-A MY SPAGHET! :O
Metadude 7 yrs ago

I will find you, and do unspeakable things to your spaghetti ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)