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lol

MusicJuice: *pops into the room* LYDS!

MovieLyds: *Promptly stabs him*
"No trouble?" Beetlejuice said incredulously. "That's like asking Miley Cyrus to keep her tongue in her mouth. I'll last five minutes, max!" He slumped down in the chair a bit. "What if the Maitlands file a missing person report on you? They'd have to, right? That would give Chuck a good reason to show up at their house, and he can pass them the message on, like, a self destructing letter or something."
BeetleBusters / JuiceBusters

Ghost Busters x Beetlejuice

JuiceFiles

X-files x Beetlejuice

The Walking Juice

Walking Dead x Beetlejuice

Or, my personal fav, also stolen from a fanfic

Beetlejuice the movie x Beetlejuice the Musical, where the crackhead energy, definitely evil, maybe a little rapey movie Beetlejuice swaps places with the mostly harmless, sadboi, less evil but can def throw down musical Beetlejuice.
"Yeah, and he's got this whole 'stoic, macho guy' thing going on that I kinda' dig. Not that I'd try to hit on him or anything. Because I wouldn't." Beetlejuice moved his arm so she could stick the patch back on him.

"Do you think he'll let us stay?" And by 'us', he specifically meant 'him'. Doors seemed to fly open to welcome a cute kid in, but a mangy, ill adjusted demon with emotional baggage? Slam. He doubted Charles would be anywhere near as understanding as the Maitlands. Hey, speaking of...

"We should probably let the Maitlands know we're safe, somehow. It's probably best to stay away from them for a while. I'm sure their house is being watched."
He threatens to eat Scooby if he doesn't keep his mouth shut.

Also, BJ is officially feeling at home, now.
"Aww, Lyds, you're the best," Beetlejuice grinned.

Charles grimaced. "You eat bugs?" His face contorted in disgust.

"The slimey and crunchy ones are the best," BJ explained. "I don't technically have to eat, but since I got my shit pushed in like an hour ago, it would help."

Charles looked around the room. He liked to think that he kept his house relatively insect free. "I...er, have some nightcrawlers in the shed. For fishing bait. Do you...like those?

Beetlejuice's face lit up. "Daddy?" He whimpered. "I'M HOME!" He threw his hands up, and promptly regretted it as it tore at his bandages.

Charles made an uncertain face, not quite sure how to take that. "I'll go get those, I guess."
They're tracking down an evil demon and Beetlejuice is there to "help", but really just hits on Fred and Daphne the whole time.
Beetlejuice/ Scooby Doo crossover

BeetleDoo
Charles hugged her a moment longer. He couldn't believe she was alive. And the thought of her locked up in some government conspiracy made his blood boil. He stood, and looked over at Beetlejuice, who was trying hard not to ruin the moment with an inappropriate one-liner.

"Well, demon, I guess I should thank you for keeping my daughter safe," He said. Again, the idea of such a....vile creature looking after Lydia made his skin crawl. But she clearly adored him, so he must have made a good impression. Despite the impression he'd already made on Charles.

"Yeah, no problem. Don't sweat it," Beetlejuice said casually.
I don't actually know much about Supernatural. I tried to get into it, but it just wasn't my cup of tea :P

X-files, on the other hand...
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