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In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence climbed back in the attic window and headed down the stairs. His first hint that something was off was the familiar smell of menthol cigarettes. Oh no.

He came into the living room to confirm his fears. His mother was in his house, with luggage, and was storming around looking for things to destroy.

"Lawrence!" She snapped. "This place is a fucking disgrace. How is your aging mother supposed to live in a house like this?!"

He clenched his fists. "You aren't!" He shouted. "How did you get in here?!"

"You left the key under the mat like I've told you not to a hundred times. You'll listen to your mother one of these days boy."

"Get the hell out of my house!"

"You wouldn't throw your own mother out would you?"

"Like hell I wouldn't!"

"I'd hate to have to call the cops, boy. Who are they going to believe? A poor, little old lady, or a slobbish, drunken brute?!"

Lawrence clammed up. The last time she called the cops, claiming elder abuse, he'd spent the night in jail before it was sorted out. He scowled, disgusted with her and himself. She was coming into his life, yet again, to destroy it. The Maitlands hung around at the top of the stairs, sharing looks of concern. They followed Lawrence when he stormed past them to his bedroom.

"That horrible woman is you mother?" Barbara asked.

"So they say," Lawrence growled, trying to hold back the tears that were trying to sting his eyes.
"What did you do to her?!" Beetlejuice demanded, charging at the demon and snatching him by the throat, hauling him into the air.
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence eyed the ledge behind her. "Yeah, best pals for life," he waltzed over and put a hand on her shoulder. "Just kidding. Get fucked, Lyds!" He shoved her off the roof.

"Lawrence!" The Maitlands cried in unison.

"What? She's fine. Right?!" He called over the edge. He didn't wait for a response. "I'm going back inside."
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence opened his mouth to say something, but the Maitlands arrived on the scene before he could.

"Uh, Mr. Betelgeuse?" Barbara asked, approaching him sheepishly.

"Lawrence," he corrected her.

"We just wanted to-" Adam started to say something, but stopped when he saw Lydia. "Whoa, what is she doing here? Don't listen to anything she says, Lawrence! She's trying to trick you!"

"Yeah, no shit," He shrugged. "I kinda' figured."
"You fix my kid before I show you 'losing my temper'", He threatened. He was starting to get that angry, red glow
"Proof?" Beetlejuice growled, "You think I need proof?!" He advanced on the demon menacingly. "This ain't the living world, buddy. We don't do 'fair trials' around here. If I want to end someone, then I do it. With my mom gone, I'm one of the most powerful demons left, and maybe I'm tired of being held back!"
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence blinked. Then, a devious grin spread across his face. "Okay. Lydia...Lydia...Llllllook here. I see what you're trying to do here. You think that just because I'm some sad sack about to jump off his roof to his death that you can come in here and push me around? Well I got news for you Lydia, Lydia, Lady you're dealing with the wrong guy. I know a con when I see one."

Meanwhile downstairs, the Maitlands were trying to clean up. The TV, still running, suddenly cut to a commercial.

"Betelgeuse's gently used cars! Ladies and gents, these are the best prices in town!" Lawrence was dressed up in a cowboy outfit, using a fake southern accent. "So come on down here and wrangle up these savings! I'll do anything to sell you a car! I'll even chew on a dog! Ahrooooo!"

The commercial cut to something else. Adam glanced at Barbara. "He sells used cars?"

"His last name is Betelgeuse?"

"Barbara, look at this mess. This is someone who is struggling, and, and we're trying to put him out of his own house!"

"It's our house, Adam."

"That he bought. I mean...he might be gross, maybe a little sketchy, but we shouldn't put him out on the street. He's clearly going through something here."

"You're right," Barbara said, "We should go find him and apologize."
"You know I am!" Beetlejuice snapped, "You were there at that facility. You've put this kid through enough. Don't make me ask twice, Abby." He growled, looking meaner by the second.
Beetlejuice frowned. Abby was really going there, huh? "Knock off the shit, Abs. The gig is up. Put Lydia right or we'll end your sorry existence!"
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
"Lydia?" He tilted his head, "Your name is Lydia?"
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