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"Well, then I wanna turn him into a roach and eat him!" Beetlejuice said. Admittedly, he had no idea how this game worked.
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence laughed. "That's so fucked up!" He returned to the couch and flopped down. "You know, maybe I should clean this place up a little." He barely got he words out before the doorbell rang again. "Damn, again?" He stood and peeked outside. "I don't know this one..."

He opened the door.

"Mr. Betelgeuse? I'm Ken Tayler from First Union bank. I've been sent to give you this letter and inform you of the imminent repossession of your home."

"Repossession?" His face fell. "I've only missed a couple payments!"

"That's every one that's been due, Mr. Betelgeuse. If you read the mortgage contract, you'll see that missing the first two payments is grounds for repossession. You'll have to be out in thirty days. Have a good rest of your day." With that, the man turned and walked off, leaving Lawrence on the doorstep, pale and looking like he may throw up.

He went back in and slammed the door. "I can't believe this shit!" He growled, "I called them and told I'd have the money soon! I just gotta pay off all these other bills, and the hospital keeps sending the collection agency after my ass, and the rent on the lot is due and-" He stopped as he began making his way up the stairs. "I should have known better. My sad fucking story of a life couldn't possibly get worse."

He looked down at Lydia from the landing, his eyes back to that sad, defeated look. "If you need me, I'll be on the bird bath."

With that, he slunk up the stairs.
"Evict that bitch!" Beetlejuice hollered.
Beetlejuice was quiet for a moment before he looked down at her and ruffled her hair. "Yeah. Everything's fine, kid. Come on, let's get ready for bed."
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
He was cackling almost too much to hold the box. He set it down and slammed the door shut. "Ah man, this is great!" He laughed, making his way to the couch. He hadn't laughed this much in years!

The doorbell ran again not too long after. "Holy shit, why can't people just fuck off?" Lawrence stood and made his way over, peeking out the peek hole. "Hell. It's that nosy old bat from next door. She probably wants to tell me there's too many weeds in the yard. Lyds? You know what to do!"

He opened the door. "Mrs. Grigsby. What a pleasant surprise!"
"Yeah," He said, smiling. "Yeah, we can do that."

The humans began pouring out of the house, and the gang was loading up in the van. "Well...see you then, I guess."
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Lawrence cackled. He probably should have felt bad for scaring the hell out of a small child, but he he didn't. Did that make him a bad person? Maybe a little. He paused when a mail truck stopped at his driveway.

"Ooh, back inside! I got a package delivery." He shoved her back in the door and closed it. "This guy is the douchebag who delivered a bent door to me last month. How do you bend a door?! Scare the shit out him!"

The doorbell rang, and Lawrence opened it.

"Package for....Bettle...goose?" The mailman looked up at him.
Beetlejuice looked down at his hands, seeming to find a hangnail particularly interesting. "Uh...yeah. I think I'd like that. We can just see what happens, you know?" He finally looked up at them, his pale yellow eyes wide and nervous.
In LYDIA 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
This kid was boring the shit out of him. He didn't care about her stupid jamborees, or fun raiser. "Yeah yeah, that's cute and all. How much are they a box?"

"Five dollars, each, sir!" The girl chirped.

"Five dollars?! Damn kid, way to price gouge!" He looked back at Lydia and gave her a wink.
Ah hell. Ash was really starting with the heavy hitters, weren't they? Beetlejuice squirmed a little, trying to come up with the right words. "Of course I cared for you. I always have, Ash. But...in a romantic sense? I...I don't know. I mean, that was so long ago. We were young, and dumb, and I was kind of a piece of shit, and a lonely one at that. It's just," He rubbed the back of his neck, trying hard not to dig himself into a hole, here. "I'm a lot different then I was back then, and I don't know if New BJ feels the same way that Old BJ did. A lot's changed."
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