I just kinda figured the exorcism would segway into that is all
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So did you decide against the wedding thing?
Beetlejuice turned back into his lovable demon form. "C'mon. The murder hillbilly is a classic!" He floated back towards the cabin. "But I know what'll scare 'em even worse than their student loans."
He popped out a few clones, then they all shifted into gory, rotten zombies. BJ and his hoard shambled out into the clearing, moaning and snarling. The cries from the college kids could have woken the dead.
He popped out a few clones, then they all shifted into gory, rotten zombies. BJ and his hoard shambled out into the clearing, moaning and snarling. The cries from the college kids could have woken the dead.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Lawrence shouted at her immediately. "She's done literally nothing to you! Stop this shit!"
"Axe ya'? I'd rather fork ya'!" He cackled. Classic pervert. He stopped laughing at his own joke long enough to set Ash up. "Hey, what's that on your shoulder?"
Becky looked, then looked behind her. She turned white as a sheet and screamed, taking off towards the cabin.
Becky looked, then looked behind her. She turned white as a sheet and screamed, taking off towards the cabin.
Barbara couldn't believe it had been that easy. She smiled. Maybe Lydia was more understanding than they have her credit for. She left, taking the book downstairs to Lawrence. Adam followed.
"Here," Barb handed the book over, "She said to read this out loud to un-summon her."
Lawrence took the book and looked the passage over. Could it be that easy? "Hands vermillion, start of five. Bright cotillion, raven's dive. Nightshade’s promise, spirits strive. To the living let now the dead come alive."
As he read the passage, Barbara began to lift off of the ground. She began to shrivel and falter. "Lawrence!" Adam yelled. Lawrence looked up and jumped back.
"Holy shit! What's going on?!"
"Here," Barb handed the book over, "She said to read this out loud to un-summon her."
Lawrence took the book and looked the passage over. Could it be that easy? "Hands vermillion, start of five. Bright cotillion, raven's dive. Nightshade’s promise, spirits strive. To the living let now the dead come alive."
As he read the passage, Barbara began to lift off of the ground. She began to shrivel and falter. "Lawrence!" Adam yelled. Lawrence looked up and jumped back.
"Holy shit! What's going on?!"
Beetlejuice was giddy with joy. He took the form of an axe wielding murder hillbilly and slunk through the trees. "Taking notes, Ashy?" He whispered as he approached the college kids. They were in full make out mode, perfect for sneaking up on.
He lurked behind them, then tapped the guy on the shoulder. "Excuse me, bub," he leaned on his axe casually, "You seen my cousin wife around here? Slippery little devil keeps gettin' away from me."
The boy screamed and promptly ditched the girl. Both BJ and the girl watched him save his own ass in disbelief, BJ clearly more amused. "Wow, Becky, gotcha a real winner there, huh?"
He lurked behind them, then tapped the guy on the shoulder. "Excuse me, bub," he leaned on his axe casually, "You seen my cousin wife around here? Slippery little devil keeps gettin' away from me."
The boy screamed and promptly ditched the girl. Both BJ and the girl watched him save his own ass in disbelief, BJ clearly more amused. "Wow, Becky, gotcha a real winner there, huh?"
She gives him the book, tells him that reading the exorcism spell will un-summon her, but it instead starts to exorcise Barbara
"He doesn't want to get rid of you," Barbara said quickly. "He said you can stay. But he believes, we all believe, it would be best to keep your powers to a minimal while you learn how to coexist with us. Just for now."
"Bullshit!" Beetlejuice grinned. "I know where to find some perfectly drunk college kids, and then we'll see who the scariest demon is!"
He poof'd them away to what looked like a scene from a stereotypical horror movie: a spring break cabin get away in the mountains. Said college kids were out and about, laughing and drinking, and probably getting frisky.
"Alright," Beetlejuice murmured, "My horror movie monster instincts tell me that blond chick in the pumps is gonna wander off with the jock to hook up in the woods, even though there's a perfectly good cabin literally right there. And when they do that, we scare the shit out of them!"
He poof'd them away to what looked like a scene from a stereotypical horror movie: a spring break cabin get away in the mountains. Said college kids were out and about, laughing and drinking, and probably getting frisky.
"Alright," Beetlejuice murmured, "My horror movie monster instincts tell me that blond chick in the pumps is gonna wander off with the jock to hook up in the woods, even though there's a perfectly good cabin literally right there. And when they do that, we scare the shit out of them!"
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