@HEAVY METAL, in Dr. Seuss’ Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!, there’s a page that implores the reader to wonder and think about how much water fifty-five elephants can drink. A round of applause to parenthood for allowing me the precious opportunity to memorize the book through innocuous amounts of daily re-reads and be left wondering how long the tail of a zong is. Not too sure why I didn’t memorize the books earlier, but oh well. One things for certain, Idk where I’d be without Dr. Seuss.