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I’m hedging my bets.
Only one way to know.
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I’m hedging my bets.
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It will likely be inaccurate and unpleasant.
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Ah, magnet's the game? I've heard of her, but can't say I'm on friendly terms or anything.
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Sure, let's hear it.
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*Picks up the letter and burns a line in the top of the envelope by running my finger across the paper*
This thing isn't going to summon me into some sort of infinite fighting universe, is it?
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*Laughs*
So you've already gotten an earful. You're in good company.
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*Exhales, relieved*
Oh, phew. Sure, you can keep him. Last time someone tried that, they sent him back.
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*Raises an eyebrow*
Am I getting a summons or something? If this is about my taxes, I already told you guys that I'm not paying them.
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*Tugs at my hair*
Feels pretty real to me.
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*Puts a hand to my chest*
I'm feeling personally attacked right now.