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6 yrs ago
Current I have friends over this weekend so expect slow replies until Monday!
6 yrs ago
I have been resurrected!
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9 yrs ago
I have decided today that I am a potato.
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I'm a twenty eight year old American girl who loves a good cupcake!

Here's a link to my interest check and character bank. Shoot me a PM if anything tickles your fancy!

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@Sarcelle Renard It does move super fast, but it will slow down in a few days (I pray! XD). I consistently do one a day and I don't get left too far behind.
Awwwwww, that's sort of cute! I wasn't sure if Echo was a boy or a girl either and I have this HUGE fear of mis-gendering people (I did it once in real life and even though I apologized profusely I will carry that shame with me the rest of my life! D: ) so I just refer to people as 'darlin' or 'you' until someone clearly states which pronoun they affiliate with.

And don't worry, I ship @Bozo x Narcy RL too. ;)
*Pokes thread and runs away with a stick!*
I like how the track is called 'mistakes' even though Nori did nothing wrong.

....Nick made the mistake, the mistake of falling in love.


Hgggg! *Wallows in her sadness as the song changes.*

@Dynamo Frokane *Sets her mood music and hides under all of her blankets*
I posted a little quicker than I normally would, just because I'm gonna be gone all day and I didn't want to hold anyone up. I put a little Lord of the Rings Easter egg in there too, just for the lols. :P

y'all are free to mingle with Aya in the park (but she probably won't be too happy to see someone after her small invasion)


Challenge accepted! ...kind of. XD

@Dynamo Frokane *Reads Nick's last post. Proceeds to curl up into a ball and die.*


She was on her third lap now and Stevie Nicks was halfway through crooning, ‘Go Your Own Way’ when Calliope noticed she was joined by another runner. His ginger hair was the complete opposite of her own blue tresses and he was huge. At five feet and eight inches she wasn’t exactly what most people would consider short by any means, but this man made her look like a midget!

’What’s the proper protocol when somebody starts jogging next to you?’ she thought, mind racing as they fell in at an even pace next to one another. ’He’d want to at least be acknowledged, right? That’s a thing that people enjoy,’ Calliope finally decided between pants, raising a hand to give him a quick wave. ’Wait, what if he thinks I’ve waving him off? Is that rude? She hesitated, then gave him a large, possibly manic looking smile. ’Crap, I showed my teeth! Animals think that's aggressive, do people think that as well? He doesn’t think I’m going to eat him now, does he!? the woman fretted, turning her head to wipe the sweat from her brow onto the strap of her tank top. When she straightened back up she gave him a smaller, hopefully less creepy smile.

’Nailed it,’ she thought proudly. ’I’m passing for normal!’

The stranger kept up with her brisk pace, which caught her off guard some what. It wasn’t often that the big, body builder types focused on their cardio at all. They passed a large hemlock tree just in time to see a tall woman in a red beret...stalking a flock of pigeons? ’...Is that normal?’ Within the blink of an eye the other woman charged forward and Calliope only has a split second to brace herself before it happened.

”FLY, MY BROTHERS, SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF HASTE! SHE WANTS OUR TASTY TASTY BIRD MEAT, DO NOT GIVE HER THE PLEASURE OF DEVOURING IT! WE MUST GO QUICKLY, MY FRIENDS, EMPTY YOUR BOWELS LEST YOUR FECES SLOW YOU IN YOUR RETREAT! AIM FOR HER HEAD AND TEACH HER THE MEANING OF FILTH AND DESPAIR! SHE WILL RUE THE DAY SHE ATTACKED OUR FLOCK! DEFECATE ON EVERYTHING SHE HOLDS DEAR!”

“Ah!” Calliope exhaled, coming to a stop to rip her earbuds out and rub at her ears. The flock leader’s shrieking continued to ring out shrilly as the birds made their getaway, causing the blue haired woman to wince slightly. The vet student squinted down to try and figure out what had the birds so worked up, only to see that they had been pecking at a egg sandwich. “Sick,” she murmured under her breath, her chest still rising and falling rapidly as she tried to get her wind back. They had been eating eggs! While they hadn’t been fertilized, the pigeons had still been eating the children of their avian cousins, in a weird way.

Ugh, that thought made her queasy.
@Ophidian If you put that Archer Easter egg in you're post than I'll love you forever!
...but if was an accident it's still pretty badass. XD


@Silver Fox She's so tall! An Amazon amongst us, Wonder Woman would be proud. Move her on over, darlin'!

@Sakurasan :O She's beautiful! I feel so bad for her though, feeling like she had to be a perfect little doll all the time. *Cuddles*

A nice CS, she's approved. ^.^

@Delta44 Congradulations on your promotion, co-captain! I'm glad to have the help. So glad! You're good to approve CSs now if you'd like, we trust your judgement!

@Bozo I love him, but you already knew I would. :P Just remember not to murder anyone this go round!

Sorry if I missed anybody, there was so much new content to go through! Just @ me if I didn't get to you and I'll be sure to fix it. <3

@BeastofDestiny Sure thing! If you're gonna use Kyle again you can just move him over to the CS tab and if you wanna make a new character just drop him here and @ one of us to make sure we see it so we can look it over for you. ^.^


Calliope was minding her business and tying her hair off into low twintails when Sonya hopped up on the bed. “Don’t start,” the girl ordered, giving the feline a sideways glance.

“That’s what you’re wearing, yo?” the fluffy cat said, but her mouth never moved. ”You look like a fecking nun. What, are you worried showin’ a little leg is gonna cause a riot or somethin’?” she bemoaned, whiskers shifting as her nose twitched. ”Those sweatpants are shit. Hold on girl, Imma about to hook you up.”

“Please, Sonya, not tod--where did you even get that?”

“What, you gonna narc on me? Snitches get stitches, girl, remember that. Now shut yo mouf and get yo ass in these shorts,” Sonya commanded after she tugged the article of clothing out from behind the pillow. Calliope wasn’t really in the mood for another argument with the cat so she obeyed, pulling off her sweatpants and yanking on the running shorts.

“Alright, they’re on. That’s it, seriously, I’m just going jogging,” the blue haired girl said, giving the feline a quick scratch behind the ears before she started down the stairs.

“Wait! You’re not even gonna put on some mascara? Some blush? You’re too pale, woman, bitches gonna think you anemic or some shit!”

“I’ll see you later!” Calliope called, her sneakers thudding softly against the old wooden steps as she descended to the main floor of her little townhouse. Simon, who had been curled up in the window sill, jumped down and greeted her by rubbing against her leg.

“Good morning, madame,” she heard him say, but once again his mouth remained motionless. “Going on your run?”

“Mhm,” she responded, crouching down to sweep a hand over the short black fur of his back. “I’ll be back in a little while. What do you do if the zombie apocalypse happens when I’m gone?”

“That’s highly improbable,” he grumbled, yellow eyes sliding shut as he leaned into her touch. “...and in all the literature about it that you’ve subjected me to I’ve never heard of the undead desiring the flesh of animals. But if it happens, I promise we will meet you at the predetermined rendezvous point.”

“That’s what I like to hear,” Calliope answered as she rose and padded over to the door.

”Of course, madame,” he said, blinking languidly after her. “And do try to interact with your fellow humans, won’t you? Our demise is imminent and we’d like to know you have secured a long term companion before we pass on.” The woman stopped and gave the black cat a quick nod before hustling out the door, being sure to lock it behind her. She stuffed the ear buds into her ears and set her smartphone to play her running mix. ’Bad Moon Rising’ started and Calliope tucked the phone into the strap of her sports bra before making her way at a slow pace towards Shiny Park.

The temperature had begun to rise now that summer was in full swing and the vet student had already begun to sweat by the time she made her first loop around the park. There weren’t many people out this morning and very few squirrels or birds, which suited her just fine. While she loved animals deeply, Calliope sometimes grew tired of the their constant chattering in her head. Not all of them were as well spoken as her pets, and the constant, ’FeedMeFeedMePetMePetMeTHROWTHESTICK’ was enough to drive her mad on some mornings.

Well, madder than she already was, anyways.

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