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STATUS: PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying. 2 yrs ago
shylarah
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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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"That's a good way to look at it, Your Grace." He stopped dead in his tracks. "Oh, bloody hell."
He looked down, bashful and defeated. "Forgive me, your grace. I've lost the map, and don't know where we are." He looked nervously at the sky. It was approaching sunset. They'd have to spend the night out here, wandering about in the dark would just get them more lost. "I'm afraid we're going to have to spend the night out here."
Ozmond got to work quickly. Within twenty minutes, he'd gotten a fire ready and built a crude lean-to. He butchered his jacket, using the scraps to form a sort of bed, so the princess wasn't on the ground. There wasn't enough room in the lean-to for them both to sleep without being practically on top of each other, so Ozmond elected to stay awake and watch the campsite. He didn't get a whole lot of sleep anyways. He walked over to the princess.
"I am so sorry, Milady."
@The Spectre Working on a character now.
Alright, folks. I've got my heart set on a reboot. Anyone else want to GM? Or shall I?
The Duke of Haldenz was a slippery bastard, but they listened anyway. They gave him an audience, and Oz had to escort him out after he shouted at the Princess. The famine in Haldenz was not as bad as it was in some places by half. From hearing the Duke complain about it, you'd assume it was the literal end of the world.
The rest of the day passed without incident. He made the Princess lunch, packed their hiking gear, and planned out a route through the wooded mountains behind the castle. As they walked, Oz turned to the Princess.
"Hey, Princess." He said. "I haven't had the chance to talk to you much recently, and I've been meaning to ask, how do you feel about this whole Coronation Business?"
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