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2 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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3 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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3 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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3 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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3 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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@HylianRose I think AL and Beast were expressing some interest as well...
-pokes Nev-

Desperate, eh?

Desperate enough to 1x1 with this asshole? :D

(Kind of craving a reason to RP with Amber Liu's face. Lol.)


I needn't be desperate to RP with you, Roze.

Though, I must say, if you just wanted to use Amber Liu, couldn't you change Cat's face claim?

(Also, what say we bring back the cowardly vampire and the badass dryads?)
Hello, hello! My name is Nev and I am currently craving some romance, because deep down, I'm a sappy soul.

I've got some pairings down below, as well as maybe a plot or two. First off, let's get some of the more pressing details out of the way.

-I prefer to RP my 1x1's in PM's. I'm not exactly sure why, I just do. I am, however, open to a thread if that's your thing.

-I can only pull off straight males for my character in the main pairing. When it comes to side characters or NPC's, however, anything goes.

-I am comfortable with 18+ content. I would like it, however, if you told me that you want mature content the during the planning stages, because I fade to black unless told otherwise. My only restriction here is that I don't do just straight smut. It's got to feel natural, to be the product of something.

-I'm okay with violence and blood, but please, if it is not necessary to describe the intestines of Victim McBeenmurdered, then don't describe them.

-I'm really only comfortable with MxF pairings at the moment, with my main character as the male. Sorry if that's close-minded, but that's just my preference.

-I don't do anthros or furries. Not my cup o' tea.

And actually, on second thought, I'm not going to list my pairings here. Just PM me with any pairings or plots you have and I'll tell you what I think or share some of my own. We'll brainstorm a bit, no?

Sincerely,
Nev
Hilary is corrupt. and Trump is corrupt. Both are bad choices. However, Bernie and Bill are supporting Hilary and so I will. Mainly because voting 3rd party will literally lead to a Trump victory, and despite being corrupt, I'd rather have a candidate with actual good policies, than some lunatic who has the emotional capabilities of a 6 year old.


I'd say something here, but I think Ole' Poo summed it up pretty well.

@Ophelia I'm working on sending you a PM now.
In In My Pants 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hurt in my pants.
I just watched an episode of Scrubs again, and decided to change my face claim.
I really suck
@MidnightRose PM'd you. Figured I'd post here as well.


Oliver Finch





Oliver yelled and ran from behind the building corner he was using as cover. His yelling, combined with the manic waving of his crowbar, was enough to scare the looters around the car off. When he was satisfied they weren't coming back, he smiled. The old sedan was more than a little beat up. The engine had been lifted long ago, and the windows were shattered, but the trunk was still locked tight. The looters had been attempting to bash it open with hammers.

He walked towards it, crowbar in hand.

"Unlooted trunk. My lucky day, innit?" He said, shoving the prybar bit of the crowbar between the trunk and the bumper. He put all his weight on it. For one terrifying moment, he though the crowbar was going to break. It didn't. The trunk popped open, the rusted lock shattered, to reveal...

A spare tire, a blanket, and a tire iron.

He sighed in disappointment. He was hoping for food, he was on his last package of barely expired jerky. He folded the blanket and shoved it into his near-bursting duffel bag.
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