Arthur slumped back in the front seat as the van continued on down the road; it had run fine so far, which was lucky for the caravan. Their luck had definitely turned around since being held up by the DERB soldiers that had owned the van before them. Arthur turned to look around at the others shoved into the van next to one another like sardines, thanking whatever deity watched over the wastes that he was in his own seat.
Meanwhile on the other seat, Jones sat uncomfortable with a heavy weight sitting on him. Catherine had decided to take the ride on his lap instead of maybe sitting in the back. ’Not enough room.’ Even with their group of twelve, the van was very large and had shelves and you could even fit stuff under the floor. Still, ‘not enough room.’ Though he couldn’t say he didn’t enjoy it, he had a sense of professionalism to keep. As much as Jones complained, however, there genuinely was almost no room in the back due to the large amount of stuff they brought, and Catherine didn’t actually want to sit on his lap. She was mostly just screwing around with that.
The van flew down the empty streets, passing the wastes by and taking the caravan much further than they would have normally traveled on foot. Arthur could feel the familiar tug of fatigue on his eyelids as he kept the van straight and on the road. He looked over at the “happy couple” sitting next to him and cleared his throat to get Jones’s attention.
Jones looked up from the small project he had pulled out. A torn shirt he was busy sewing up while trying to use the most of his limited space that had been taken up by Catherine. “Yeah?” he asked, cursing as the van bumped slightly into the air, pricking himself in the finger.
“I’m starting to feel tired. I think we should pull over for the night,” he yawned.”Soon you’ll want to start playing bingo and going to the bathroom twelve times a day, old man,” Jones said with a small grin as he set aside the embroidery and pulled out a map. “Go ahead and stop at the next intersection.”
“Finally!” Catherine said with an exhausted groan. “You have an uncomfortable lap!” Jones grunted, responding with “You have an uncomfortable ass, what about it?” Catherine mocked being offended. “My ass is very comfortable!” Jones continued, “And you’d think in the apocalypse, you might weigh a little less. My legs feel numb.” In response to this, Catherine adjusted herself in such a way as to dig into Jones a bit more uncomfortably. He groaned.
In the midst of the bickering going on next to him, Arthur pulled the van over and put it into park. Opening the door, he got out and stretched his back and leg to relieve the tightness driving so long had caused. Jones basically pushed Catherine off as he got out, placing the map onto the hood of the car and taking a look. “We’re on the intersection of Tyler and Rudolph street…” he thought aloud as he traced the map with his finger. “Shit,” he said placing a finger only a centimeter above a bright red splotch. “We’re right here. We’re too damn close to the Hail Zone. We’re not in it, per say, but.. I’d like to be careful, you know?”
“As do I, Mr. Jones, but the van should get us through the Hail Zone protected and quickly.”
“While Bob has enough room for us to sit well enough, I somehow doubt we’ll all fit in there trying to sleep.” He pondered for a moment as he looked around the intersection before smiling. “And it looks like we found a good place,” Jones said as he pointed across the street. A rustic old pub named the Ace of Clubs stood, a veritable castle in his eyes.
“Hey! Maybe they’ll have booze in there!” Catherine said, a spark in her eyes. “That’s what I was hoping for,” Jones said with a grin. “That, and the fact that bars usually have pretty tight security. Don’t want all your fancy wines to get stolen, yeah?”
“Good eye, Mr. Jones. Where should we keep the van though? We probably shouldn’t just drive up in a vehicle. That could get our throats slit and the van stolen.” Jones let out a grunt of agreement before pulling his eyes up and making binoculars as he looked around. “Ah-hah! There, you see that?” he said, pointing at a garage. Arthur was looking around the area himself when Jones pointed out the garage, and looked up to see where it was. The building itself was an old mechanic shop abandoned like so many other places after the Hail. With a nod of affirmation, Arthur started the van back up and swung it around the back of the shop, stopping short due to the closed door.
“Catherine, be a dear and go open the door, and be careful. It’s hard to tell if there’s Lost lurking in there or just desperate people.” Catherine sighed. “Right, right, I’ll go get the door because you men are too scared to.”
Jones snorted, “Just open it, Cath. It’ll be good for your figure as well,”he said as he began to tug his double barrel out of his pack. “I’ll cover you.”
Catherine grumbled something about menial labor before grabbing the handle of the door. It was rather heavy, but using her feminine wiles and grace she managed to coax it up and open. Much to their surprise, nothing decided to jump out and spook them. It was just a normal garage, covered in dust. Tool racks and workstations sat looted and unused, all their valuable tools gone. Jones stooped to the floor and said, “Ooh, a penny.” The headlights of the van flooded the garage in a pale luminescence as Arthur pulled forward, past Jones and Catherine to park the mobile Safe Zone in the center of the old workstation.
Arthur hobbled out of SZ Bob and up to Jones, looking around as he went; there was thick layer of dust over the old, rust-spotted tools and the windows that weren’t shattered and busted. Jones nodded to the man and strolled to the back of the van, knocking thrice on the door before it opened. Nova almost immediately jumped out and stretched. “Fucking finally! It was more cramped in there than between my legs on a busy night!”
Jones snorted yet again. “Apologies for the stuffy environment, madam. But hey, its better than walking, ain’t it?” Jeremy let out a gasp as he finally got out, breathing in fresh air. “I think the ventilation system could use a bit of work, sir. There wasn’t much air getting in.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ll see about fixing it in the morning, Jeremy. In the mean time, take a break, stretch your legs, we’ll see about scouting our house for the night.” From the back, another voice popped out, Ron. “You say that about everything, Jones. ‘I’ll fix this, I’ll fix that’. I’ll believe it when I see it.” Arthur turned toward the man complaining about Jones’s handyman skills or lack thereof, and then limped over to one of the windows facing the street where the bar was, slipping the van keys into his pocket as he went. He could just make out the sign to the bar through the dirt and grime on the pane of glass; the bar seemed to be the only thing at the intersection, or at least the only place opened at the current hour.
Jones waved off Ron with a wave of his hand as he tugged on Catherine, following after Arthur to go investigate their safe haven. “Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” Catherine grumbled as she was pulled towards the front door. The tubes that formed the playing card sign hanging above the door of the small pub had since burnt out and become nothing more than tombs of the phosphorescent gasses that once lit the sign in an attempt to draw in drunks and travelers alike like moths to a flame in the dead of night. Even without the aid of the gasses trapped in the tubes though, the pub drew in drunk and travelers. Beneath the ancient sign, the grey brick building held cracks from years of drunken brawls between patrons and even the occasional car. Set in the aged brick was a thick wooden door with a small, shattered window once used to minimise the amount of light allowed into the drunken haven to prevent the patrons from knowing what time of day it was without risking the angry glare of the sun.
The double barreled shotgun was held up as Jones tried the door. To his surprise it was unlocked, unlike seemingly every other house in the city that required a crowbar. He let out a ‘huh’ as he opened it, revealing the inner sanctum. Its condition was… so-so.
While it wasn’t a mockery, it certainly wasn’t what most would call clean. The tables were covered in dust like most places, but other than beer stains and the like, they were serviceable. As well as tables, the booths were large enough and plenty enough that they could serve as beds for their crew. The shelves at the bar were empty of course, with the remnants of smashed glasses and bottles.
All in all, it looked like a bar.
“Huh. Its a nice place, I was expecting worse,” Jones said as he walked towards the bar, taking a seat on one of the cushioned stools with a sigh. “You ever been to bars, Arthur? I can imagine they’d be nice. Then again, living life without having to scrounge for food is nice as well.”
“I’ve been to a few, Mr. J-”
Suddenly, a loud crashing noise was heard in the room behind the bar, followed shortly thereafter by Catherine shouting “I FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR AGAIN!” Jones stood up abruptly. “AGAIN?”
“Yeah, this happens quite often!” Catherine shouted back. “There’s a lot of stuff down here, though!” Arthur followed the sound of Catherine’s voice, arriving at the edge of a hole in the floor of the bar, where he looked down into the dark of the cellar below.
“Are you alright,” he asked, his mind already working on treating her, meanwhile Jones hopped down without giving Catherine a second thought as he took a look around. “Jesus was this guy stocked.”
“I’m fine, thanks for asking,” Catherine replied, glaring at Jones. “I’ve fallen through floors before.”
“As a practitioner of medicine, I am both morally and legally obligated to warn you to not make a habit of falling through floors, as it is bad for your health.”
Jones grabbed a bottle from the shelf, reading the label. “A thirty- well, forty-five year old Sauvignon Blanc,” he said, botching the pronunciation completely. “I have no idea what it is, but, bottoms up,” he said as he gripped the cork in his teeth, pulling it out and taking a deep swig.
“...Savvy-non Blank?” Catherine repeated, going to climb back up to the first floor. “Sounds gross.” Jones scrunched his face up slightly. “Its a little aged, but not half bad. And jeez, look at all of ‘em! There’s gotta be like fifty bottles!”
“Mr. Jones, as per our agreement, I have first choice of medical supplies, and strong alcohol can be used to dull pain in the case of surgery,” Arthur called down the hole.
“So can a hammer-blow to the head, but I don’t see you complaining about any tools we find,” Catherine replied, patting Arthur on the back. “Don’t worry, doc. You’ll get your pick, there’s a ton. And while you’re at it, do you mind prescribing some of this?” Jones said, waving the bottle as he took another swig.
“Perhaps I can once I see the ‘drug facts’ on the labels.”