NotAMouse

Girlfriend just called me Sole.

Hank said
But I like it when you call me by my real name...

Exactly.

Girlfriend just called me Sole.

Hank said
But I like it when you call me by my real name...

Exactly.

Girlfriend just called me Sole.

Hank said
You're all weird. I've never introduced myself as Hank (or any of my other internet handles) to anyone, and even when I've met up with people that I met through RPG we all comfortably used each other's real names consistently. Losers.

If I ever wind up visiting someday I will refuse to call you anything but Hank.

Girlfriend just called me Sole.

My boyfriend called me Taaj today.

Was weird.

I checked my current zip code and my hometown's zip code for sexual predators

There are six men on my block who have been convicted of a sexual felony. D:

In my hometown, there were three people on the list that I went to high school with.

;-; halp

Store coupons

8 said
Why are you buying lingerie at a grocery store though...

Hank said
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

Because cheap and cute. And the store isn't just for groceries.

Smiral said
flavored vodka is the bane of my existence, why u do dis

Because apple cider. And it wasn't shitty vodka, it's niiiiice vodka.

Store coupons

Awson, I got that idea from a strong history of shopping for groceries and getting grocery-related coupons, shopping for makeup/toiletries and getting toiletry-related coupons, shopping for pet supplies and getting pet supply related coupons. :)

Store coupons

So if the store prints out coupons with your receipt, the coupon is usually related to the purchase somehow, right?

Tonight I bought apple cider, caramel vodka, and lingerie.

I got a coupon for adult diapers.

thx but nu thx

How do I direct a play

Hank said
Ask Taaj.

Pass out copious amounts of alcohol. Drunkenness encourages creativity in its most raw and natural form.

Encourage method acting- make sure the three people playing the "ghosts of christmas whatever" are thoroughly dead before attempting to embrace their roles. Don't call them by their real names from the day of casting until the curtain closes on the final performance night.

Shove a spike up Scrooge's rectum- it'll give him that uncomfortable sneer/pained grimace he needs. Near the end of the show, dislodge the spike. This will give him that 'freshly re-born" look that's so hard to achieve.

Create a satanic-sounding chant for the actors to recite before each rehearsal and performance. This will make them feel united.

Encourage sexual relations amongst the cast. It helps to ease tension and won't cause any problems.

Speaking of the cast, make sure to cast the worst actors in each leading role. This will cause them to be under a HUGE amount of pressure and encourage them to improve their acting skills so the more-talented ensemble will be less tempted to assassinate them.

Insist that their lines be memorized in full by the third day of rehearsals. Deprive them of one piece of clothing each time they have to call for a line.

Trust me, I'm a professional.

I kind of miss you guys

I love to be judged by you

it makes me feel good

inside

it also makes me postpone the shipping date for your Sherlock Holmes audiobook collection <3