NotAMouse

I published a short story collection

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Fine, you win!

I'll click that button and get a free thing that you put a lot of work into.

Gosh.

@Awson

You da best homeskillllll <3

I published a short story collection

Last day of the free promotion. :)

New rule

Don't listen to him guys, he's just trying to hide his Wyomingness

@Halo

This might be my favorite thing that has ever been associated with Hank.

Aside from that one bikini picture.

Quick, someone bring it back.

I published a short story collection

wtf

#2 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Literary Fiction > Short Stories

Congratulations.

@Serenia

wtffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I published a short story collection

I took advantage of Amazon's Kindle direct publishing program and put some of my short stories into a collection. I have to list it normally as 99 cents but I can have quick promotions where it can be offered for free! (which is ideal), SO currently the collection is free, today through Friday <3

I put it under a pen name because reasons. Feel free to download it if you'd like, feel free to shitstorm it if you like (nothing can be worse than the peer criticism it went through when I first wrote the stories(but please be niceish?)).

Edit: FYI you don't need a Kindle to read kindle ebooks. There's a free kindle reader app for any smartphone tablet or computer.

Got asked on a date at work today.

@Taaj

Wait til someone takes a picture of you in a drunk unsavory moment and tags you.

@Awson Truf.

@idlehands

Except privacy allows the tagged person to not have anything show up on their timeline without consent. And honestly, I work in a warehouse. Everyone does weird shit when they're not on their shift. I'm probably the least of any supervisor's worries. You might have a point if I were a schoolteacher or an administrator for a clean-cut company but... I'm not.

Got asked on a date at work today.

@Taaj

Having co-workers on your facebook isn't too advisable, either. Office gossip gets back to the boss real quick.

@idlehands

I don't post anything terribly unsavory.

Got asked on a date at work today.

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No. That's what he did, speaking to his motivations. Nice dodge, though.

There's a reason you checked him out on Facebook. Personal vanity, bizarre curiosity, see what the other side of the fence looks like...etc.

@Ruby

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Females are incredibly shallow=bragthread.

@Ruby

Yowch. Kitty's got claws.

I'm friends with many work friends on facebook. Whenever I get a new friend request I always check to make sure I know who they are by taking a quick look at their profile. Even if I recognize the name right away. People make fake facebooks all the time. In addition, I didn't know the guy's last name. There are many people with the name "Chris," so I wanted to make sure I knew who this particular one was before accepting the request.

I've been getting a bit of backlash about this thread. I didn't make it because of vanity/bragging/bitchiness, or whatnot. I made it because it was a silly thing that happened to me, and getting propositioned for a date in the workplace isn't really advisable (even though I know it has worked for some people *coughHolmescough*. Spam is a place for silly things (and bitching at people for posting silly things).

Got rejected for a date at work today

I see I really riled your undies.

Got asked on a date at work today.

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Just curious, if you have a boyfriend why even bother checking out the guy's facebook?

@idlehands

Probably because he friend requested me.