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drink drank drunk

Drunk, therefore it's time to watch Game of Thrones and try to paint and eat popcorn at the same time.

i haven't even started this season yet

so this will be an interesting painting

gin?

Conspiracy- Nicki Minaj/Jay-Z

I go to Miley's house. I see that Miley's home.

Yeah, Bo Burnham and Jim Belushi are both in the video. They're pals in the world of "I'm funny but I'll also give you a mind fuck," kind of comedy.

I go to Miley's house. I see that Miley's home.

Watsky is a fucking genius. (If the video icon isn't enough to convince you, the rapping will.)

The King and Queen of the Netherlands are visiting my neighbor city

They'll be thirty miles from me next week, visiting some influential Dutch-American families (read: rich people). Cool stuff. We Americans sure love royalty, considering how much we hated them back in the 1700s.

Book Recommendations With Taaj: Wayward Pines

So at work I listen to a lot of audiobooks. By far the best book I've come across in the past several months has been the "Wayward Pines" trilogy by Blake Crouch. "Pines," "Wayward," and "The Last Town" are the books in the series. They're fucking incredible. But I get really stressed thinking about them. If you want something good to read, I strongly suggest it. Essentially it's a mix of Under the Dome (Stephen King), Lord of the Flies, and Cabin in the Woods (a la Joss Whedon).

It's also now a new series, called Wayward Pines. I haven't checked out any of the episodes yet but I'm waiting until I finish the series. From what I can tell based on the trailer, it looks pretty excellent.

This has been Book Recommendations With Taaj. Tune in next time to hear Taaj recommend another book.

I could have stored this in a text document, but I thought the lack of context would make it fun.

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State-specific leading causes of death (brought to you by NPR?)

Sorry, that statistician in me couldn't help it.

@Halo

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaturally.

State-specific leading causes of death (brought to you by NPR?)

Hey, Benny/Rpg101, be careful down in Louisiana, buddy. Syphilis is the leading cause there.

But really.

Ya best start believin' in shitty threads, Spam.

*wonky music plays, followed by a bizarrely choreographed chase scene*