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my roommate's hamster is dead and i haven't told her yet

I actually may have played a part in killing it

my roommate's hamster is dead and i haven't told her yet

oops. I'll just let her find out on her own. She never played with it or even touched it, that I ever saw.

to be fair the hamster was a total monster

it would literally scream at me if it was awake and i walked past.

rip bitch

The Supreme Court has legalized gay marriage in the United States!

Congratulations, it's about fucking time.

Grey: Fifty Shades of- the horror continues

<Snipped quote by Hood>

I'm waiting for the version told from the perspective of the the cock itself.

@Vilageidiotx

"I twitched vigorously in agreement, my head practically glowing as I puffed up with anticipation..."

There have been 2 earthquakes in Michigan in the past 2 months.

<Snipped quote by Loud Angry Dead>

Escanaba in the Moonlight. It's a personally recommended comedy-documentary about life in the rural-UP.

But when I say "Rural UP" I mean "Rural UP" because the UP is more-or-less totally rural outside of Sault Ste Marie and maybe Marquette and Copper Harbor. If it has at least one stop-light, it's considered a big town up there.

By the way, this is Copper Harbor:

@Dinh AaronMk

Lol yoopers

Oldguild Circlejerk Thread

If you hate them, they will come.

Grey: Fifty Shades of- the horror continues

There's a sequel from the dude psychoabusivestalker hot guy guy's point of view.

Here are some quotes from the new book for your reading pleasure.

warning bigass images

Here's another whose image didn't quite do it justice:

ugh

"Do you always wear jeans?" I ask.
"Mostly," she says, and it's two strikes against her: incurable romantic who only wears jeans... I like my women in skirts. I like them accessible. (p. 39)

guys this is nasty

Oldguild Circlejerk Thread

Fozzee send me more snapchats of you brushing your teeth

There have been 2 earthquakes in Michigan in the past 2 months.

We're all gonna die.

cringe so hard

so hard

this girl i used to work with started a youtube channel thing.

#fixitjesus