NotAMouse

currently stuck in my head:

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currently stuck in my head:

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@Mr_pink

Wow you're so relevant.

bReAKInG nEwS

Ted Cruz apparently thinks celiac disease and the presence of gluten-free food is a liberal conspiracy.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Your wish is muddled in translation. You receive your nightmare home.

I wish snack foods had less (or no) calories.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but there isn't a zombie apocalypse. There's a rabid platypus apocalypse and you're totally ill-prepared.

I wish my friends lived closer to me.

I get to sleep rough today

In any case, I assume you're relatively none the worse for wear, and alive, despite the ordeal. That's good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Roses are cool
Violets are lit
You smell kinda bad
Like a literal piece of shit.

I get to sleep rough today

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Clearly you've never used Northern Rail.

@KnightShade

Actually I believe I have.

And thus remembering the trip,

I retract my statement.

EDIT: Yeah I forgot how terrible the British railway system is. Here in 'merica it's fucking stellar. Probably because we built them out of a true sense of Manifest Destiny, and you horrible heathens didn't have God's approval to destroy everything in your path in the name of religion!

I get to sleep rough today

If it's only two hours away why not walk?

@The Nexerus

train travel time =/= walking travel time

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

roses are red
violets are blue
i didn't think it'd be like it is
but it do