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>phone is 5 minutes slow
>don't notice
>have quick cigarette
>miss £40 cost train
>fuck
>nearly get kicked out of station for swearing too loudly
>refund and ticket transfer not available
>sneak onto a different train going to somewhere 2 hours from home
>caught
>talk way out of it
>forced to pay £120 for ticket to SOMEWHERE I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO GO
>now can't afford a hotel
>lie to parents about booking a hostel so they don't worry
>spend last scraps of money on ticket home for tomorrow morning
>time to sleep on the street yay

One day I will become a competent adult. Today is not that day.
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Well at least when you look back at this stage in life you can at least claim to have had an adventure.
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Well at least when you look back at this stage in life you can at least claim to have had an adventure.


I don't think it really qualifies as an adventure. Just a shitty series of events. Adventures have to be interesting or exciting or something right?
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I don't think it really qualifies as an adventure. Just a shitty series of events. Adventures have to be interesting or exciting or something right?


Anything can be interesting or exciting in hind sight mate.
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I don't think it really qualifies as an adventure. Just a shitty series of events. Adventures have to be interesting or exciting or something right?


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Anything can be interesting or exciting in hind sight mate.


What Clock said.

Down the line you'll probably look back at it in hindsight and realize your a richer man at that moment than before. A lot of interesting things can come misfortune, and those stories are more interesting to read than something prepared and executed by the book.

A train ride that would otherwise become mundane becomes a little more humorous. And if you're speaking to us now, you still came out of it well enough and you're alive.
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I was not expecting this shitpost to lead to actual conversation and genuine wisdom
OK ty I guess
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I have a college professor who has fond memories of sleeping under newspapers in a subway in South America.

One day, this will at the least make a great story to tell your friends, kids, grandkids, or whomever else is important to you. Hell, that sounds like an awesome story for a stand-up comedian to tell, and the sort that people wouldn't quite believe at first.
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And if you tell this story to the right people in the right way, you might get laid.
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I dunno, I didn't think occasionally sleeping rough was a big enough deal to constitute an adventure or whatever. It's not the first time I've ended up doing it, just first time in a new city... maybe that says more about me than anything else. I posted this because of the ridiculous series of events leading up to it.

Anyway it was pretty uninteresting. Just fucking cold and wet like you'd expect. I also met some very nice people in a mcdonalds who let me stay there for a while. Gonna leave a 5 stars on TripAdvisor :P

And if you tell this story to the right people in the right way, you might get laid.


Is that an offer, V? ;D And here I was hoping to get laid for my personality or something.
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Sure. Just tell me what park bench you are sleeping on tonight and we'll meet up there.
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It's not an adventure until you meet a strangely-bearded veteran hobo who adopts and teaches you some urban survivalist skills, like how to disinfect dumpster-dived pizza boxes with industrial waste and salt.
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If it's only two hours away why not walk?
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If it's only two hours away why not walk?


train travel time =/= walking travel time
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train travel time =/= walking travel time


Walk quickly.
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train travel time =/= walking travel time


Clearly you've never used Northern Rail.
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Clearly you've never used Northern Rail.


Actually I believe I have.

And thus remembering the trip,

I retract my statement.

EDIT: Yeah I forgot how terrible the British railway system is. Here in 'merica it's fucking stellar. Probably because we built them out of a true sense of Manifest Destiny, and you horrible heathens didn't have God's approval to destroy everything in your path in the name of religion!
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How do "getting away with it" and "forced to pay 140" work together?
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<Snipped quote by Taaj>

Walk quickly.


Have you ever tried walking/running as fast as a train for two hours?
You'd be dead tired most likely before half an hour was up.
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Have you ever tried walking/running as fast as a train for two hours?


Yes. It was easy. Clearly the problem here is that Halo needs to work out more.

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