NotAMouse

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

How Nex feels directly after writing a post like the above:

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

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Perhaps you should just stick to dick jokes? It's not that hard.

@genghismike

Don't worry, I've got a long list, and I'll pull it out when necessary.

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

I started writing a poem about how poorly I perceive Trump, but I gave up.

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

Short people are a stain on human society. We need to gather up all of the short people and concentrate them somewhere where they can be set apart from the rest of us. Maybe some kind of camp.

@The Nexerus

Nex is 5'4" confirmed.

Game: What's the Last Thing You Put In Your Mouth?

@Vilageidiotx unf bb

Game: What's the Last Thing You Put In Your Mouth?

REVIVAL.

LAST THING I PUT IN MY MOUTH WAS MY OWN MIDDLE FINGER.

My standards fell and I almost didn't notice it.

I did. You can find our message on redtube.

@Brand

Cool, is that like YouTube but for religious people?

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

That's a tall order.

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

You don't think I could just slip something like that in, do you?

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

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is that a penis joke?

@BrobyDDark

Penis jokes are hard to make.