NotAMouse

weird confessions thread

glhf

What are these?

Wood fairy seeds. If you accidentally swallow one, a fairy will sprout in your stomach! Like a watermelon, but with fairies.

What happened to Spam?

@Hank OOOOHHH, that's it, I found RPG around late 2013, at the earliest.

@The Survivor

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What happened to Spam?

Three at once, I heard.

@Awson

Don't believe everything you hear.

Seeing is believing.

nah'mean ey ey

What happened to Spam?

my god i just reminisced about my own spam entrance.

i was fucking terrorized.

not every run-on sentence is a song title by fall out boy

If those song titles were truly run-on sentences they would be far more massive than what could likely fit on the back of an album, or the single line of a track name, posing a possible problem for most desktop media players, as I'm not sure they have a wrap-text feature, which would be useless for most sensible bands/singers (Creed, Alanis Morisette, Nickleback, ACDC), and only useful for silly bands like Fall Out Boy or Chiodos, rendering the feature relatively unfeasible when it comes to proposing such a measure to an IT department, which would have to put in labor hours to create a rarely-used feature, and when the bands who use extreme run on sentences as song titles revert to using single words as titles instead (Fall Out Boy- Centuries, for example), that feature will be even more useless, and everyone will be pretty sad, with the exception of that one guy who listened to "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet" repeatedly in seventh grade and just never fucking stopped, I mean, fuck that guy, who cares?

[s]Some ~50yo women look hot[/s] Awson's Blog

what can I say to make you go away

@Awson

This sounds like the opening line to a really bad Nickelback-inspired song.

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

Butts are love

Butts are life

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

Apparently you like talking about dicks >.>

@genghismike

If I have to choose between dicks and butts, I'll go with butts.

Or if push comes to shove, I'll just take

this

I turned 21 and got my first kiss all in the same weekend

what the fuck
i thought we were talking about raxas butt & dick jokes

why are we now talking about trump?

@Azarthes

Ask Nex. He's the expert, clearly.

I prefer talking about butts.