NotAMouse

a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

Exactly 0% of the people who wrote on the Guild that they'd leave if he won the presidency have actually left yet.

@pugbutter

I was not among those folks.

You won't leave when he's reelected either.

@pugbutter

Are you Miss Cleo? Tell me more about my future.

Chill.

@pugbutter

I might, especially if I move to Iceland.

a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

@Taaj Or you could just go to France.

@catchamber

... Yes. Yes, I could.

a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

Folks who have citizenship in literally anywhere but the United States:

I have seen a few articles predicting the 2020 re-election of Donaeld Drumpf, Illiterate Asshole, Dumbfuck, Covfefe Master, Rotted Carrot Top, and Sexual Predator in Chief.

If this comes to pass, I will marry you.

Marriage of convenience.

Marriage of inconvenience.

Open marriage.

Closed marriage.

I don't give a fuck.

Let's honeymoon in Sudan.

Let's vacation in North Korea and contract "Botulism."

Let's go swimming in crude oil and light ourselves on fire.

Let's launch ourselves into the cosmos and hope we pass out before suffocating or being crushed to death by the vacuum of space.

Let's graft elephant tusks onto our bodies and and live off the land in Africa, hoping not to run into Donald Jr. and Eric Trump (but secretly hoping we will run into them because goddamn our corpses will look fantastic in a press photo).

Let's summon Alexander the Great from beyond the grave and send him to flaunt his bisexuality in Pence's face.

Let's open a makeshift lipo suction salon and ruin people's lives.

Let's bake cupcakes and decorate them with sprinkles and serve them on cute china plates.

Just give me dual citizenship, pls.

Do you know what 'reconnaissance' means?

@Sherlock Holmes I think I found what you're referencing. This list is hilarious. (Also what the fuck, Connecticut, what do you do in your spare time???)

HALT! The not so glorius life of the City Guard.

Placeholder. Hoping to have something formulated in the next day or so.

HALT! [Light Hearted, High Fantasy, Tongue in Cheek]

@Taaj

Oh snap! Didn't know you were still around!

@Hellis

Shhh don't tell anyone.

HALT! [Light Hearted, High Fantasy, Tongue in Cheek]

Hello, this is Taaj.

Oy Sherly

A recipe to soothe sore throats.

get well soon

Talk about (almost) anything.

Ah, I see. That makes sense. Thanks for the info, Hank.

@Sherlock Holmes

Yes to... whatever... you said.

@Sherlock Holmes

TFW Hank is helpful and "motherfucking" is used in a similar manner as the valley girl "like":

Dis Guy is Un-fucking-beatable

I was hoping for a picture of John Cena.