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Despite working in a research lab, astrology is one of my guilty pleasures. It's silly, but sometimes I find this kind of stuff really motivating and uplifting. Gives me the little extra nudge to push myself through out the day. Self-fulfilling prophecy thing, I guess!

@Beliael

I'm generally the same way, but with tarot/oracle shit. I'm by nature pretty analytical and I value science and reason, but I've seen enough to know the value of mystery, "coincidence," and the hints of supernatural/astrological influence.

My birthday is October 5th.

@Beliael

It's likely you were born two days after October 3rd. The number of days in the month that occurred before your birth day (including the day of) is close or equal to the number of fingers on your left hand. You may or may not have encountered something boring today.

Hmm... how about 7th of July? Yes, it wasn't that long ago.

@CollectorOfMyst

Your birthday may or may not have been somewhat recent. Though you appear to share a birthday with the Roleplayer Guild, you are likely not the same entity.

July 28

@ChickenTeriyaki

Your birthday is the hallmark of 156 days remaining in the calendar year (Gregorian). Congrats. On that day in history, French revolutionist Robespierre was put to death. It could be that you are his reincarnation. However, there is a good chance that you are not. If you live until 2061 (altogether possible), you will have the chance to view Halley's Comet on your birthday.

July 12th

@Duthguy

It's highly likely that you are either older or younger than most people. Your favorite color might be one of the primary colors, or one derived from a combination of them. The age you're going to be on this upcoming birthday will either be an even or an odd number.

Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you vague details about yourself

august 3rd

@TupperWare Bowl

Chances are, you are not microwave safe.

However, you are convenient for transportation of items of relative unimportance, like potato salad or craft supplies.

You likely don't feel the need to sell yourself too much because people already treat you as a household name, although exceedingly commonplace. Such a household name, in fact, that no one actually gives a damn, and takes you for granted.

Until they microwave the shit out of you and you infect them with disease.

It's possible you often feel limitless, though that may be because your lid gets fucking lost all the damn time and FOR GOD'S SAKE KAREN WHEN YOU PUT THE DISHES AWAY MAKE SURE THE LIDS ARE IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE CONTAINERS I SWEAR WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE.

Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you vague details about yourself

June 29th.

@Hank

You were born during the calendar year so that likely means you're of the human race on planet Earth and you may or may not exist during the 21st Century.

If you were to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you might be assigned to one of the following houses: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff.

There's a good chance you are literate.

Your golden birthday will probably occur when you turn 29 years of age.

It's possible you are more than 23cm tall.

Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you vague details about yourself

Sooo you're just copy/pasting shit from the internet.

kewl

I've been hate-watching "Scandal."

Taaj, maybe we should set up a hate-watch stream for the make benefit of the Guild where we watch episodes of shitty hit TV shows and riff on them as we go.

@Dinh AaronMk

Not a bad idea, actually. I follow a podcast that essentially does the same thing, but with terrible books.

I've been hate-watching "Scandal."

@Taaj That's sounds a touch extreme.

@SleepingSilence

It's not, really.

What's extreme is shoving someone into a corner and kissing them until they "submit" even when they're screaming "no, stop" over and over.

And yet I know a ton of people who have watched the show who are obsessed with the person in question (who happens to be the show's President of the United States). It's disgusting.

The best episodes of the show are when he's in a medically induced coma after being shot in the head. It's great because he doesn't move and he doesn't say anything and isn't trying to rape anyone.

I've been hate-watching "Scandal."

The entire show is glorified rape.

It's fucking gross.

Slam Poetry Thread

Your lyricism is mildly pathetic
And arguably not even poetic.
Unless the Publius definition of lyricism
Is generously nebulous.

That aside,
Yes, poetry is fun to slam
I like making rhymes in my head
And if you slam them hard enough
They often wind up dead.

a vaguely not-so-modest proposal

I've probably got a few friends around that'll take you up on that offer in exchange for not being alone for the rest of their sad lives.

@Hank

ftfy

Edit:

I've probably got a few friends.

@Hank

yeah lol ok