@FreeElk Ay no! In that case, here is an alternate fortune for you: December is a cold and chilly month in most parts of the world; this will give you good practice for the Void, which is also likely chilly and cold.
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@FreeElk September 12 is the 255th day of the year. On leap years, it is the 256th day. Leap years, however, do not add any more time to your lifespan. Your days are numbered.
@Witch Cat The number 8 is considered to be lucky in the Chinese and some other asian languages. This is because it sounds like a word that means "to generate wealth." Your birthday having two eights could mean your future is full of the accumulation of wealth in its various forms. However the accumulation of wealth is ultimately meaningless because sooner or later, we all shall die.
@ArenaSnow 9' seems... ambitious. But ultimately ambition is all for naught, for sooner or later, we all shall die.
@ArenaSnow 9' seems... ambitious. But ultimately ambition is all for naught, for sooner or later, we all shall die.
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Hmm.
I see you categorized proper spelling as irrelevant.
@Seravee You're quite tall. You would have stood eye-to-eye with Elvis Presley had he escaped the pull of the Void. But he did not. Which is fortunate because no one does.
@POOHEAD189 It's a common fact that brown-eyed people are full of shit. A person of interest who likely would have had brown eyes is Jesus of Nazareth, who attained fame from, amongst other things, riding around on a donkey. Whether or not he escaped the pull of the Void is debatable, but one thing is certain: you will not.
@POOHEAD189 It's a common fact that brown-eyed people are full of shit. A person of interest who likely would have had brown eyes is Jesus of Nazareth, who attained fame from, amongst other things, riding around on a donkey. Whether or not he escaped the pull of the Void is debatable, but one thing is certain: you will not.
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Today you are older than yesterday, but not older than you will be tomorrow. 2017 has blessed you with another marker of your birth, but the future may not be so kind. Savor what you have while you have it, for someday you and everything around you will die.
Today you are older than yesterday, but not older than you will be tomorrow. 2017 has blessed you with another marker of your birth, but the future may not be so kind. Savor what you have while you have it, for someday you and everything around you will die.
remember when threads were made solely to vote for people to be king/queen/prince/princess etc. of Spam?
... good times. *cough*
... good times. *cough*
I will tell you obvious things that may (or may not) be relevant or related to you in exchange for a small piece of information...
Tell me one of the accepted pieces of information below:
1. Your birthday (month & day only)
2. Your eye color
or
3. Your approximate height
Go here for an example of my prior work.
Tell me one of the accepted pieces of information below:
1. Your birthday (month & day only)
2. Your eye color
or
3. Your approximate height
Go here for an example of my prior work.
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@TupperWare Bowl But you got there and that's what really matters.
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I get the feeling this thread is going to go unanswered by its originator for some time...
@Taaj We have need of your services!
Don't fear, my nondescript grasshoppers. I am called away to other vague duties at the moment but will return in due course to tell you obvious things about yourselves.
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