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Hello, Oakman over here, Role Playing since 2006. I can RP anything, from high fantasy, to advanced military, to sci-fi with all its glorious sub-genres.

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In the fictional metropolis of New Johnson, the year is 2015, 5 dreamers with great ambitions meet almost daily in a cafe in the city. They eventually become friends one night and start sharing their dreams, their struggles to realize that dream, the daily challenges of life and obstacles. This is a realistic drama role play, no aliens, no Orcs, no magic, just plain real life drama. Character driven, so I am looking for good writers, preferably 18+ (if your writing is really good I am willing to overlook your age.) The Characters will all have dreams to try and realize, with problems and conflict constantly being obstacles in their way, life is very hard on them, but they are resilient. I am looking for mature and creative people to RP, that's all. Also people with time for the RP, the pace will be moderate, not a fast paced RP, but I want consistent writers. Apply if you are interested, the best 4 character sheets will be in. Full Name\ Age\ (of course you got to be young, 21-29) Gender\ Nationality\ New Johnson is a fictional city in New Johnson State in the US. (inspired by NY) Appearance\ written description preferred, but if you must, use real photos and avoid well known personalities. Personality\ be brief, this is realistic so your character will be constantly changing in nature Bio\ brief as well, like where did they study and some of their past details Current Occupation\ can be anything from a broke artist, to a struggling bank teller or even a boxer apprentice The Dream\ the most important part.
Snazzy The Reaper After Snazzy's not so classy remark towards his once love interest, kabillions (tens) of the vampire countess's thralls attacked the helpless personification of death. They all grabbed a joint or a vertebrate, Snazzy would attempt to teleport but not with tens of thralls in physical contact with him, that would fry the time-space continuim out of the pan. Instead Snazzy tried to snap necks as fast as possible, all the while more duplicates were made by the elusive shapeshifter. Finally with John Doe's request for the Angel Blood Elixir Cocktail drink, Snazzy snapped and went into full bartender rage. Just in time the duplicate servents poofed into smoke and Snazzy turned into a demonic form, with a scarier visage and double his size. This allowed the thralls to fly away, some shot into the chandelier in the lobby, the other into the pool outside, and another through the ceiling and into the first floor. The thralls slowly backed away in reason and went to sit close to their queen. Snazzy turned back to his normal form and shook the blood off his robes, smiled as he started mixing up a drink for John Doe. "Wait why the hell am I attending the bar? The Lord didn't even bother to invite me!" "What?" The other zombie bartender said. "I know! He says this party is only for monsters and beasts, he said I was a biblical being, bullshit." Snazzy served the drink to John Doe, "I mean the only reason he never invited me is because he still has feelings for the countess, and he don't want one of her old fuckbuddies around." At that point Snazzy swallowed his sigh and jumped to the other side and sat on the stool, overwhelmed by sadness. "I can't even cry damn it, dry eye sockets"
If this is horror sign me up
@Earnest Evans Yes, do @Horrid next. I mean Al is basically in labor attire, peasants clothing in this wondrous gala!! Be harsh on him.
Snazzy The Reaper After winning the respect and mad approval of the Royal Highness of the Lake for his cocktail, Snazzy smirked and felt a weird rush of satisfaction rushing through his bones. He had finally achieved something of worth this year and it isn't related to longest parks and recreation binge watching. Snazzy took the purple box, it was heavy but it had his name on it. His eye sockets grew in radius and drool came out leaking from his hollow jaws. "I hope this isn't panties and rocks." He tore the box open to find a golden armor, on it engraved a bottle of vodka and the words "BEST COCKTAIL MAKER IN THE UNIVERSE". Snazzy cried then teleported back to his shitty apartment in New Jersey, hung the armor above the TV, Parks and Recreation was on but he never cared. He teleported back to the bar only to see an angel talking to the Vampire Queen, at which sight Snazzy went berserk. "WHAT THE FUCK STOP TALKING TO EVERYBODY OH MY GOD YOU SLUT. drinks anyone?"
I'd like to nominate this scene for the "Most interesting fancy drinks tasty party ever" awards.
haha that was one of the greatest scenes in a long time! Loved the reaction.
MONSTER HOTEL BULLETIN #001 @nerminator@MonsieurShade@Horrid@akje I'm down for the Spanish Inquisition [Squad] idea, I will prepare something soon, it will be sudden so I won't announce when they will barge into our little freak party, but here they are just to tease you people.
More detail on them soon. @akje I couldn't get your reference, but a hundred internetz to whoever got my reference in the cellars. Also @Earnest Evans Gets an internetz for an awesome character.
Lord De Gravee @MonsieurShade The lord walked around the lobby, checking the monsters as they fled into their rooms, others coming down from their suites. He noticed a mummy walking into the bar, the elusive shapeshifter drinking blood off the ground, "Each to his own taste I see," he said aloud. The Lord greeted one family that horribly resembled the Adams family. They looked more like a middle-class family in cheap holiday customs and lame make ups. He nodded at them and then continued pacing in the lobby when a figure approached him from behind, sounding a cough. "Oh! we have met, you must be the charming wendigo, I thank you for assisting the angel guy. It is very kind of you indeed. Now Now, how may I reward you? you seem in a terribly bad lust for meat don't you? I know just the thing." The Lord gestured in a slow and cunning matter for the wendigo to follow him away from the lobby, and into the back of the staircase. There, a door was opened and the Lord walked down into a winding staircase. Moments later they were at a chamber that resembled a chapel, there was some dug holes and boxes around, "ignore these, come follow me." The Lord walked into another chamber that seemed a bit more illuminated and clean, the floors were white, the walls covered with glass, "Welcome to my Flesh Fridge! Suit yourself, just don't tell anyone about this room, the guests tend to grow overambitious when it comes to human flesh, plus we have half-humans like yourselves." The Lord grabbed a chair and sat to watch wendigo, call it a sick sport, "Bon Appétit". Snazzy The Reaper @akje Grim Reapers are very mysterious beings, it is said they are born of death itself, personification of the concept itself. Others say they are angels made by god to reap his creations' souls. But all tales confirm one thing, Grim Reapers are bad bartenders, and Snazzy is willing to prove this wrong tonight. *Cue cocktail mixing music that is only heard by the audience and 4th wall creatures, including Snazzy, Like and the John Doe.* MUSIC The reaper squinted his empty eye-sockets at the shapeshifting being before him, she was hot, he thought. Snazzy licked the fingers laying on the glass and bit them gently one by one off the glass, all why keeping eye-socket contact and music constantly playing closer and closer to the base drop. Snazzy took the glass and inspected it, "Hmm, genuine angel blood, the blood of my brethren of light." Snazzy threw the glass in the air, in slow motion he took another glass and perfectly captured all the falling blood, in slow motion, then added berries and lemon into the glass, transferred it to the The Boston Shaker. *BASS DROP* Snazzy then rapidly shook the cocktail shaker, eye-sockets still on the Like, the music growing more and more European. Snazzy then emptied the contents of the Boston Shaker into a huge mug and added ice, and drops of RUSSO-BALTIQUE VODKA and some IORDANOV VODKA into the mix, he ended it with leaves of mint and petals of lavender. Snazzy presented the drink to Like, as the music dramatically stopped and everyone in the Hotel floor peered their heads at the scene. "I present to you, THE REAPER'S ANGEL LIQUID ELIXIR."
In Mahz's Dev Journal 10 yrs ago Forum: News
Well this is weird, I been browsing the guild for weeks on mobile and it is mobil-friendly, everything is stacked before you even worked on it@Mahz
In Mahz's Dev Journal 10 yrs ago Forum: News
If someone is going to get mad over a dislike, then they are a kid. Other sites have the dislike button and only child get upset by it.
disagreeing with someone through a well written and logical post > dislike buttons
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