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Morning, Black Seed 18
Black Wastes, High Rock


Oren woke to a knock at the door.

“Yes?”

“Uh, you wanted me to wake you up at this time, sir.”

“Eight already?”

“Yes sir.”

“Mhm.”

The wooden frame of the king-sized bed groaned and creaked underneath as Oren rolled to the side of the bed, only stopping its anguished screaming once Oren put his feet on the ground. Oren had perhaps been its harshest trial as of yet – while he’d heard of cousins having to deal with Orcs making love atop them near the Wrothgarian mountains, the town of Black Wastes wasn’t, despite its name, a place where folks of such savage repute would visit, let alone try copulating in. A freak accident, the bed hoped. Oren was a freak accident the likes of which it would not have to bear again.

Oren himself was not exactly satisfied with the bed’s performance, its constant creaking and less than ideal size proving challenges before him as he attempted to fall asleep. Then again, the town was just not up to his standards in general – the innkeeper’s cooking wasn’t really what it was hyped to be by the townsfolk, his tea too bitter, his duck too dry, his stew too watery, and while the weather was a welcome change from the aridness of the Alik’r desert, it still did not have the refreshing quality of coastal cities. Ah, how he longed for Sentinel…

He got up from bed, got dressed, grabbed his belongings and left the room.

The moment he closed the door, he came face to face (well, face to chest) with the innkeeper, a small man by the name of Regnier. Rubbing his palms against his apron to wipe the sweat off, the man took a breath before speaking.

“Um, I normally don’t bother customers as they are leaving the room, but since you seem to be in a hurry and because of the, um, expenses yesterday, I was thinking perhaps we would have a chat…”

“Naturally. What do I owe you?”

Regnier breathed out a sigh of relief.

“Uh, with the nightly fee of 20 Septims, and the food expenses amounting to about 120, you would have to pay about 140 Septims, sir.”
Oren pouted for a moment, which seemed to scare Regnier.

“I don’t have that kind of money. Did you charge me for the single room, or the couples’ room? You said it would be okay if I took the couples’ room because I don’t fit the other beds.”

“I, well, I’ve already done that…”

“Oh.”

Oren rubbed his chin in contemplation, his face coming to a scowl. Regnier’s hands clenched into trembling fists, but before his fears of the Redguard having breakfast with his limbs came to be, Oren raised a finger in enthusiasm.

“I have an idea.”




The gathering in the backyard was composed mostly of children, and mothers nagged into submission by their children – despite the limited clientele, the number of viewers who had been persuaded into paying the 5 Septim entry fee numbered well over thirty. Regnier had done no more than buying the kids’ attention with promise of free sweets being distributed after the event, not an empty promise, considering the amount of dried lemon peels he had gathering dust in his basement. Of course, Oren’s marketing campaign was a bit more in-your-face, with him carrying a fully matured ox on his back. Had this advertisement been for a more sophisticated endeavor, it could’ve been called tasteless, but since when were strongmen shows about nuance?

Oren walked towards center stage with a practiced swagger, with a boulder on his back instead of an ox, and after placing the boulder on the ground, began the show by bringing his hands together with a loud clap. Perhaps it was an insult towards the Iron Palm, making a show of its sacred salute, but he preferred not to think about that too much. The children cheered; the adults seemed curious, and Oren knew this was the time to start. He grasped onto the rock as if clasping his fingers into sackcloth, and then, slowly began rotating around his own axis, dragging the boulder in circles around him. What began as an odd performance proceeded to pick up the pace quick, however.

At a certain point, Oren actually pulled the boulder off the ground, and began whirling around himself like an intoxicated dervish, steadily getting faster and faster, and at the moment his whirling reached its top speed, Oren pulled his arm up and let the boulder fly into the air, far enough that the onlookers had to raise their heads to see where it had gone. Taking a few steps back as a precaution, Oren silently began counting, and at the count of three, the boulder came crashing down into the ground with a loud bang right where Oren had been, shattering to pieces underneath its own weight. While the shockwave sent the already dizzied Redguard down on his rear end, and the amount of dust raised by the slam kept him from seeing anything, he could faintly hear thunderous applause – shaking his head a bit, his vision cleared enough to let him see the onlookers clapping with amazement, and a resourceful Regnier walking by them to collect tips.

“Nice,” he thought to himself, a touch of pride beating within his heart, and promptly fell to his side for a quick nap.

Gustav had watched the whole performance, because he still had an hour to kill before the caravan departed, and he was impressed.
Sadri had watched it too, because Gustav had dragged him along.

“Can't say I was expecting such a gargantuan man.” Gustav noted to Sadri. “Our next opposition wouldn't either, for this Redguard could have stood toe to toe against the Kamal. Failing that, he would be an excellent laborer. And failing labor, he would make a fine arrow sponge.”

“Well, Quartermaster Beleth,” Gustav decided, “your first duty as a company officer will be recruiting this strongman. Make him an offer he can't refuse.”

“You mean an actual offer, or like, an offer you can’t refuse-” Sadri tried to ask, but before he could finish his sentence, he found that his employer had disappeared. He admired the man’s proficiency at being able to disappear whenever he wanted to, but that didn’t make said proficiency any less annoying. “Oh well,” he thought. “I suppose it’s part of the job now. Make of the orders what you will, make the right choice.” Was it a good idea, still being part of this inauspicious crew, with nearly every single one of his fellow veterans dead or gone? “Best not think of it, Beleth. Best not think of it.”

The old Dunmer walked past the dispersing crowd to the midst of the so-called ‘show ring’. For all intents and purposes, he was now in the lion’s den – mess it up and you’ll make a fool of yourself in front of your employer, and that’s at best. Given the size of the absolute unit napping on the ground right in front of him, and given the show he just witnessed, it was not unreasonable to believe that a potential mishap could lead to yet another near-death experience. Or perhaps beyond that? Despite all the dejection inside him, left over from the years, he didn’t want to find out anytime soon. At the very least, not like this. Not so… trivial.

“Hey,” Sadri spoke out, his shadow cast over the Redguard’s face. “Nice show you’ve put on there.”

“Hm?” A groggy Oren grunted, his eyes blinking repeatedly.

“Do you lie down right after the show on purpose, or is it just a heat of the moment thing?”

Oren was not particularly amused with this attempt at camaraderie.

“What’s it to you?”

“Just want to know how much of it is planned, is all,” Sadri replied, having decided to play it unapologetic. “A man dedicated to his craft is one thing; a freak of nature is another.”

Sadri was hitting all the wrong buttons. Oren pushed himself up from the ground with the side of his hand as if he weighed a tenth of what he did, standing to tower over Sadri. “You have a problem with me, ash skin?” He asked, his voice deeper than usual.

The Dunmer knew he had to stay his ground to not fuck things up. “Fortune favors the bold, doesn’t it, Sadri? Play it bold.” He looked up at Oren’s face, seemingly nonplussed. He convinced himself that his courage was not without reason – he’d recently outlived a Sload of legend on the battlefield, and survived a cabal of vampires days ago. If Sadri had reason to fear this Redguard, then the Redguard had reason to fear him, gods be damned.

“The former’s more useful than the latter in my craft, you see. A mer like me has to stay on the lookout for candidates. For strong folks. Dependable folks.”

“Huh.” Oren’s brows rose. “What sort of craft are we speaking of here?”

The Dunmer smiled. “Oh, I’m sure you know. Being a force multiplier for folks who pay. And folks are paying big these days… After all, it’s either their coin or their lives. There’s plenty of trouble coming from the East that don’t take money for an answer.”

“I’ve heard. More trouble than I can handle.”

Sadri chuckled. “You ever see yourself in the mirror, mate?”

Oren’s burrows furrowed, his eyes glinting with malice. “You’ve something to say about it?”

“Yeah, I do. We could use a guy like you. I’ve only one arm and more holes in me than a slice of Eidar, yet I can take them in single combat. It’s not like we’re sitting your ass on a catapult and throwing you at them. You’ll get yourself some fine payment, too. After all, our headman wants you as a bodyguard.”

Oren raised his head, and began rubbing his chin. His eyes went down to meet Sadri’s.

“A bodyguard, eh?”
“I really should’ve gotten a pet, in retrospect. A retriever, maybe. Wouldn’t have to bother with all this... You see it?”

“I saw it, alright. Think it fell over there… See that? On the bush? It’s blood.”

“Hm. Yeah, I’ll go and grab it. You have another sack?”

“Just give me a second...”

While Ioannis’ reluctant hunting partner Polonius fumbled with the knot of sacks hanging off his bandolier, Ioannis himself crouched into the bush, reaching at the roots with his hand to find and grasp their dying quarry. After a few seconds of touching thorny branches, Ioannis’ hand finally made contact with the textured toes of the bird he’d shot – another pheasant. This hunt was shaping up to be a bountiful, if not repetitive one. He pulled the bird from underneath the bush, unsheathed his sword just enough to reveal its cutting edge, then cut the pheasant’s neck open on it. The animal bled out within seconds.

“The sack.”

“There, there,” Polonius said, holding out the sack towards the kneeling Ioannis. “We’re lucky, you know. Neither of us has a trousse. If we’d found any big game, we would’ve had to drag it all the way back to town.”

“I’d watch my tongue if I were you. Speak of the devil, and in he walks. Wouldn’t want to deal with anything of the sort at this point.”

“With all your talk of science, I wouldn’t have expected you to be a superstitious one, Ioannis.”

“I’m not superstitious. I just think that the world has a dark sense of humor.”

“Always the poet, aren’t you,” Polonius said, shrugging. Ioannis, having finished stuffing the pheasant into the sack, tied its mouth shut and offered it back to his aide.

“Here, be of some use,” Ioannis snarked.

“I thought you were carrying them?” Polonius retorted, unexpectedly agitated. The premise of having to carry more than what he was already carrying was one that he had not expected, it seemed.

“I’m already carrying five of them, you dimwit. For Mara’s sake, just take the damn thing.”

“Fine, fine.” Polonius snatched the sack from Ioannis’ hands. “And I’m not a dimwit, you know. I’ve spotted all this game for you-“

Loud rustles shut them both up. Something was making its way through the woods. Something large.

ROOOONK

The rustling got louder. They could hear cracking sounds – from branches caving in underneath their new guest’s legs, no doubt – from the way it sounded, it was coming towards them.

“Ah, Mara have mercy! The spear! Ready your spear!”

Dropping the sack, Polonius braced his spear forward just in time for its tip to pierce into the chest of the charging assailant. This did not stop it, however, and the beast – a large boar, frothing at the mouth – simply pushed itself further into the spear, knocking a screaming Polonius down on his rear. Ioannis drew his sword and struck at the beast’s face, but the frenzied boar simply whacked Ioannis’ hand away with its tusks to deflect the strike and cried again, this time equally in anger and in pain.

RRRROOOOOONNNNNNNNK

“Do something! DO SOMETHING!” Polonius roared, his hands barely keeping the shaft of the spear stable. Despite the lugs on the spearhead made specifically for the purpose of keeping a boar moving in further and goring the wielder, either its flared tip had made a wound too wide for this to apply, or this boar was simply too angry to care.

Ioannis first looked for his sword, but then, deciding it to be useless against this monster, grabbed onto his air bow. Unlatching the tube open with a pull of the forwardmost trigger, his sweaty hands then proceeded to fumble open the satchel of shot on his belt. Grabbing a handful of shot, he dropped some, but then again, he only needed one for this – he likely wouldn’t get another shot anyway. Stuffing the lead ball down the breech of the tube, Ioannis snapped it back shut, and began furiously cranking the spanner backwards to fill the weapon’s mechanism with enough air. The moment the weapon reached maximum pressure, he rushed forward, pressed the muzzle of the bow’s tube right behind the boar’s eye, and pulled the trigger.

The weapon went off with a silent crack, and with it, the boar went silent, leaving only a hyperventilating Polonius as a source of sound in the midst of the clearing.

“…Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”




The two hunters who were making their way through the city walls seemed to be exhausted, but also proud – in fact, one even could notice a smug sense of superiority on the one who wasn’t pulling the ramshackle sled with a dead boar on it. Then again, despite all the load he was bearing, the one bearing a spear seemed no less happy.

They came to a stop in the midst of the town square, looking at each other. “So, what’ll you do now?” Polonius asked.

“I’ve heard that there’s an ‘Adventurer’s Guild’ or something that’s been recently set up nearby,” Ioannis replied, stretching his arms. “I’m running short on money, and I know I’m not going to find hunting partners every other time. No need to risk finding my own work and running alone in the woods when I can just hole up amongst those boys… So, you agreeing to my offer or what?”

Polonius puffed.

“Oh, fine. Have the damn boar. Not like I want to spend any more time with it anyway,” he said, dropping the piece of rope that he’d been dragging. Ioannis would’ve objected but felt that he would be pushing his luck a bit too far. “I’ll be off from here, then. You take care of yourself, and, uh, thanks for the help out there.”

“Likewise, Polonius. Likewise.”

The spear wielding hunter took off, a bundle of sacked pheasants in hand, and after watching him walk away, Ioannis began pulling at the big haul, intently walking towards his – hopefully – new place of employment.


Safe to say I'm interested.
17th of Sun's Dawn
Daggerfall




“First impressions: Disappointing.”

To some, perhaps the sight of a horse suspended above the wide carrack would have been an interesting sight – to others, likely not. While the hooves dangling down from above his eyesight added a quality to the scene almost dreamlike in its bizarreness, the faint smell of foamy horse odor, combined with the foul stench that the heaving sailors emanated, was far too overwhelmingly pungent for Eno’s fragile nostrils to let him find anything worthy of wonder in the mise-en-scene – men, mer, and animals, nothing more, nothing greater… perhaps except the quality of the woodwork all around. The gangplank underneath his sandaled feet did not even let out the slightest creak as he and Llaran walked up towards deck. That was commendable. But the horse being lowered down with ropes, looking him in the eye as it slowly disappeared from sight, was not. That was just absurd.

Just as he did not like men and mer, Eno also did not like animals; not only were they erratic and loud, but also, they were creatures without a sense of proper hygiene. Perhaps except cats, who had a mind to clean up their filth; no wonder some folks treated their more sophisticated subspecies as fellow sapient beings, he mused to himself. Perhaps there was merit in the idea – after all, they were often more hygienic than Nords, although the tall woman who’d just passed by him seemed to prove an exception to the norm. The soft smell she exuded was either perfume or enchantment, but either way, it was not bad taste, just overtly feminine; likely daisy with a small hint of ginger. He thanked the forces of fate for providing someone to shroud his nostrils from the stench of foul sailor.

“Faster, boy,” he urged Llaran as they walked down the main deck towards their room, which, they were told, was to be stationed underneath the quarter deck, thankfully away from the rabble. Finding himself dissatisfied with his spear bearer’s pace, he sped up his steps, moved in front of him, and feeling courteous, opened the door and held it open so that the fatigued boy could move in. “Thank you, master,” the young Dunmer huffed out as he moved in and finally found a chance to put down the two chests on his back. Eno wasn’t very elated about having two chests instead of one or three, but he did not want to strain Llaran further by adding another chest on top of the other two, and, well, they hadn’t been able to find one large enough for both their possessions.

“Well, we’re here, master, aren’t we?” Llaran asked once they entered the room, his eyes glinting with excitement. Dragging the two chests inside, he shut the door afterwards, and set out to reorienting the things in the room in accordance to his master’s wishes while Eno lied on the bed.

“Yes indeed,” Eno replied blandly from his resting spot. He watched Llaran’s movements, trying to see if there were any improvements in his motor skills.

“And, uh, the spear?”

“Put the shaft on the table, leave the tip as it is.”

“If that’s all, can I, uh, walk around the ship a little bit? There’s some interesting folks around, don’t you think?”

“Yes. So no.”

Llaran faced Eno with a quizzed expression.

“Stay put for now.”

The young Dunmer pouted. The fact that his master did not let him sate his curiosity was perhaps the worst thing about him.

“Do as I say, and I will give you another lesson in wrestling when I return.”

“Really?”

“You know it.”

With that, Eno left the room and headed once more towards the deck.



Outside, with nothing surrounding him but sails, rigging and clear sky, Eno felt safer than he did below deck, where he was surrounded by thick planks of wood not only below, but also beside and above as well. Normally, he would have chastised himself for feeling ‘safer’, for that would mean that factors aside from himself played a hand in his safety – for Eno, heresy. But perhaps because of the mental toll of their journey, or perhaps because of reasons as of yet unknown to him, he chose not to. He switched expressions to the default ‘disgusted Dunmer’ in case of someone interrupting his solitude, and walked over to the railings on the starboard side, his fingers trying to get a feel for the softness of the wooden railing. There were sailors around still, but on this side of the ship, the salty, almost citric smell of the seawater was dominant enough for him to be able to ignore them, and focus on his eyesight, as irritating as it was underneath the sunlight.

The first subject that was to walk up the gangplank was, given the clothing and the staff, an awfully conventional mage. The woodwork on his staff disappointed Eno to a degree that he did not deem the man worthy of further observation; it wasn’t even lacquered, for Vehk’s sake. Most of these so-called mages were in reality craftsmen’s apprentices, he believed, not actual magicians. They simply replicated whatever was taught to them and sought no more than the technical values of whatever it is that they wished to replicate – it was a true disgrace, sullying the meaning of the word, yet not even adding anything more to it in the process.

Then came up an Argonian so disgustingly weak that Eno could not help but admire its tenacity. With its thin, crooked limbs and skittering gait, it seemed almost insectoid to Eno, not unlike the scribs that populated his once-homeland. He watched it silently disappear down the deck, like a cockroach hiding within gaps between flooring and furniture. This did not bode well to Eno, who was convinced that the ship was carrying its fill of beasts already, be they human, horse, cat, or lizard. Being a Dunmer certainly had its charms – there was no judgement on why you disliked everything and everyone. Eno silently wondered if he was vitriolic by nature of his character, or by nature of his race. Or was his character a product of his race?

“Too much think, load of junk,” he reminded himself, as his childhood tutors used to remind the more questioning students amongst his group. He procured a half-carved Idol of Vigor from his pocket and began whittling on it with his pocketknife, trying to deepen the gap between the idol's head and its shaft.


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