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4 mos ago
Current Luckily history suggests an infinite ability for people to be shit heads ;)
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1 yr ago
Achmed the Snake
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2 yrs ago
It's kind of insane to me that people ever met without dating apps. It is just so inefficient.
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2 yrs ago
One, polyamory is notoriously difficult to administer
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2 yrs ago
I'm guessing it immediately failed because everyone's computer broke/work got busy/grand parents died
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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In Penny's Pencils 10 days ago Forum: The Gallery
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Then I guess ill put a point in hack
Yvraine was talking into a communicator with increasing agitation. Something wasn’t going as the traitorous seneschal had planned. Camilla screamed internally as she pulled at the code holding her to the control throne. Unfortunately, circuitry designed to connect her nervous system to the ship was just as effective at connecting the ship to her nervous system and even twitching a finger was an enormous effort. No matter how she strained the ship would not be moved. Not the Ship. Her Ship. If what Yvraine had told her was true, then the Navarre was her birth right, not simply something the Old Man had chosen to bequeath to her. It belonged to her, and she belonged to it. The ship wasn’t fighting her because it wanted to, it was being forced to by Yvraine. Camilla reversed her efforts, sending her mind into the ship rather than struggling to pull away from it. Vast sections of the ship were locked away from her by the code geas, but the Navarre was there, she could taste the dust of far worlds, feel the crackle of the void shields on her skin, the odd taste of the liquor of the Immaterium and the remembered electric hows of lance batteries. For a brief moment she broke through and while she couldn’t move she could see through the sensors. Deep in the bowels of the ship she saw the ship's people shifting nervously at the clangor of alarms. Armsmen, some loyal to Yvraine, others to her, some simply scared and confused, were fighting desperate close quarters battles in the compartments and accessways around the barracks. The pilots were at their birds, uncertain of what was happening, but ready to lift if the word came. Ground crews huddled in their ready bunkers, old riot guns and improvised weapons in hand.

She saw the bridge from the eyes of the surviving servo skulls.

The carnage was immense, the dead and dying lay in their hundreds, shredded by las fire or ripped to bloody rags by grenades. The Navarre’s mighty machine spirit grieved, in its alien mechanical way, for hands and input jacks that would never again touch her systems, or call crisp orders that would send her sailing out into the voids between worlds. It was an effort for Camilla to remember that they were friends and not merely components of which she had been fond. Jocasta and Alcander were there, ludicrously outnumbered but desperately trying to reach the void shielded throne. Suddenly Camilla knew what she had to do.

“Whatever you're doing stops now, I can take your implants off your corpse if I have to!” Yvraine snapped as she noticed the glass eyed focus which had come over Camilla’s face. Camilla didn’t really here her, her focus was entirely on Jocasta and Alcander. She reached out with her mind, unable to offer a command but instead hurling a wordless plea to Navarre's machine spirit.

A lot of things happened at once.

Jocasta was cowering behind a console as a storm of las fire swept over it, heating the metal casings until they glowed cherry red. Behind her one of the vast red and white banners was burning, coils of smoke being sucked towards the ceiling by vast air extractors. She was sliding the last magazine of rounds into her pistol when suddenly the control throne shuddered and one of the facia plates slid back to reveal an interface port. At first she took it as a malfunction as the cogitators' distressed machine spirit spasmed under the las fire that the guards were pouring into it. She slotted the magazine home and fired as one of the traitorous armsmen tired to flank her. The gout of magnesium infused uranium, cut him into two burning halves and set fire to another of the banners in a spray of burning blood. A second glance revealed that below the access port a light was blinking. Zero, one, zero, zero, one, zero, one, zero. Jocasta blinked in surprise.

“I thought you would never ask!” she cried and thrust her hand against the access plate.

Jocasta’s scream was audible even over the din of the gun battle. Camilla tried not to imagine the agony her friend was undergoing as the code geas poured into her augmented body. But as it poured into the Armsmaster, it poured out of her. Yvraine didn’t know what was going on, but it was too far divergent from her own plan to be welcome. The decision flashed in her eyes and her finger began to tighten on the trigger. Camilla blinked the void shield down a heartbeat before Alcander pulled the trigger. Yvraine screamed and clutched at her face, her own shot going wide and ricocheting of the actuality sphere. Camilla came up off the control throne like a coiled spring, smashing into the Seneschal and hurling her to the ground. Yvraine was too seasoned a fighter to be taken so easily and she swept Camilla’s feet from beneath her with a powerful kick. Ozone from the void shield stung at their sinuses and made their eyes water but did nothing to lessen the fury of the battle. Yvraine tried to throw herself across Camilla but the would be Rogue Trader anticipated it and used the momentum to toss her Seneschal into the control throne with an impact that would have shattered ribs if not for the body armor that traded broken bones for bruises. Yvraine rolled into a sitting position and whipped a hold out las from her boot, firing an instant too late as Camilla came at her with a vibro stiletto, forcing her to use the gun to parry the blow. Yvraine drove her knee into Camilla’s unarmored belly, driving her back as air exploded from abused lungs, smoke billowing from her nostrils like a startled dragon. The Seneschal launched herself at her rival, grabbing Camilla as the two went down in a flurry of short punches and kicks that resembled a cat fight, if both cats were hungry carnadons rather than the domestic variety. Through luck more than skill Camilla came up, stradling Yvraine’s chest and raining blows down on the older woman, so furiously she was blooding her knuckles on the bones of the Seneshal’s face. In desperation Yvraine reached out and caught the fallen ceremonial power sword. The blade screamed to life as she brought it around in a clumsy haymaker that would have cut Camilla in half if she hadn’t thrown herself off the woman in a desperate evasion. She came up on her feet and pulled her own sword from its scabbard. The jeweled hilt glittering as she exposed three feet of priceless vampire steel worked with the jagged watermark of its bloody forging. Yvraine came at her with a master’s discipline despite the mass of bruises that covered her face. Camilla’s blade twitched towards the blood flowing from a split lip and bloodied nose. Powersword met vampire steel in a screaming cascade of sparks. Parry low, twist, strike high, short punch, kick, strike again, riposte. The two women clashed in a web of steel that ended in a clash of swords as the two women stood breast to breast, heaving and sweating.

“Nice try, but I was always better with a blade,” Yvraine snarled, and shoved Camilla back, no elegant footwork able to account for fifty pounds of weight and muscle. She drew back her sword to strike when three ragged bloody holes erupted in her chest. Senechal frowned and looked down at the ruin of her chest, then lowered her sword. The powerblade fell from her fingers as she sank to her knees, the ancient weapon clattering to the deck, the power field hissing as it touched tacky blood. Camilla turned to see Alcander lowering his smoking auto gun. Behind him two banners were falling, both on fire, and whipping up a wind as thousands of pounds of burning linen fluttered from the sky.

“Ah thenk,” he commented judiciously, “we mey 'ave creked the cess.”
Panic and start like 6 more rps @POOHEAD189
@ctrlsaltdel I moved a point to scrap to maintain that sweet sweet 4 prowess
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actions look good, but your attributes should be insight and resolve 1, prowess 3


If I have 2 points in helm, 1 in skulk and 1 in scramble shouldnt it be 4?
"You have not only lost your mind, but have committed heretech against the Ommnisah so blasphemous that I have not choice to deliver you to the Egreaseiastical courts for judgment and, furthermore, to render my strongly worded Inquisitorial recommendation that you be converted to the lowest functioning servitor possible an assigned to mining operations as far from the stars as can be contrived. I also believe you will serve as a useful lesson for future Interrogator's on the point that the fact that something is suicidal dangerous and monumental stupid is no defense at all against the incalculable power of human stupidity," ... Is what I would have said if the implications of these words had registered with me. In my defense, and that of future Interrogators who will read my paper on the subject, it was so insane that I might be forgiven for missing it. Afterall, no one who could draw breath and walk around would possibly be stupid enough traverse the Warp with some kind of jury rigged drive and thus imperil his mortal soul, not to mention squishy flesh and other assets, to its denizens. Starships were immense masterworks which took decades or centuries of construction by the most learned and pious of techno-magi. My only defense was that my mind translated only that this was a shuttle, rather an impressive one, which was conveying us to orbit. Further more what kind of a criffing idiot names his Rogue Trader (if such a term can be applied) Rogue?

Temporarily defeated by the aforementioned criffin idiots limitless powers, I lifted to orbit, secure in the notion that at any moment a more substantial vessel would swell to fill the viewport. Even when Neil began making comments about translation, I assumed it was some kind of pre-docking ritual. Afterall, we were far to close to the planet to translate even if it were possible in a tub like this. You hardly had to be Gniles Boring (1) to know that translation anywhere withing a light day of a planet large enough to support life is impossible and suicidal to even attempt. This comforting, slightly bemused, and entirely misplaced confidence lasted until about a second before the view shields closed and I felt the sickening translation into the hellish Immaterium.

"Alot of people faint when they translate," Neil was saying as I came to, finding myself laying on the deck, my stomach churning. I knew we must be in the Warp but we hadn't immediately been eaten by daemons so I had to assume that whatever tech heresy had been done here was at least effective. I opened my mouth to tear Edwards a wide and completely justified new fecal excretion center but my instincts took over in time. I was afterall a trained Inquisitor and the role I was playing would not be nearly savvy enough to be terrified.

"I suppose so," I managed, "but since I'm awake now and this appears to be your ship, perhaps a tour is in order, along with some idea of where we are going and what we are doing."

(1) Gniles Boring - An allegedly brilliant Tech-Priest who wrote 'A Simplified Guide to Warp Transit' a two hundred and seventy volume account of the physics of Immaterial travel that, to my knowledge, no one has ever managed to finish due to is incredible soporific effect.
In Penny's Pencils 15 days ago Forum: The Gallery
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